Happy Rapture Day Everyone!

bikerdruid said:
have we passed 6pm in new zealand yet?
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Long ago.. And nothing..
You don't think that old fool with his BIG bible could have gotten it wrong being a biblical scholar and all..
I know, the question is rhetorical and one shouldn't mock the afflicted
 
Booo ! Felix forgot my priestly vestments!:mad:

Had to settle for the convention wide countdown & laying my street clothes out... on the upside, I got to yell "WE DIDN'T LISTEN!!!" dressed as a pirate.
 
Dang it all, I'm still here. Blowing my life savings on gambling and hookers is starting to look like a bad idea.
 
Noooooooo!

I just came up with perfection 3 hrs too late!

During the countdown
5
4
3
(Redtail, dressed like Jesus, presses play on his boombox)
1!

"Never gonna give you up!
Never gonna let you down..."

Dangit!:mad:
 
Joke's on all you sinners. I am writing from heaven right now, and I gotta say, it's kind of sweet up here. God ain't such a bad dude, and the view is fantastic. There is a hot blonde angel working the front desk, but luckily, I no longer have any sinful urges, so I love her like a sister.

Oh, and there is wine and honey up here. The welcome party is nice, but I can't drink enough wine to be ye drunken with it.
 
I went down to the free beach this morning. 6am 4^C with a sou'wester blowing... there was not a soul around, and not a single pile of clothes. Proof these swimmers had been raptured.
 
What a pleasant Saturday it's been. :)

We should schedule Raptures more often.
 
George152 said:
Long ago.. And nothing..
You don't think that old fool with his BIG bible could have gotten it wrong being a biblical scholar and all..
I know, the question is rhetorical and one shouldn't mock the afflicted
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Screw, that. I'm off to find some of the afflicted and mock them right now.
 
What a 24 hours!

So many people have been "raptured" that less than 7,000,000,000 people remain on this world. Once thriving population centres are now just deserts with no signs that civilization ever existed there. Several members of my immediate family suddenly don't exist anymore.

Worst of all, all of the thoughtful, intelligent posters have suddenly vanished from this forum along with their posts. All we are left with is . . . . . . . . . .
 
So did I ever tell you that Amanda Knox is behind 9/11? It is sooo obvious! Ever notice how she is NEVER shown eating a Cobb salad? The NWO is really jucing the piglet as of late!
 
My god said nothing would happen. My god was right, so my god is better than his!
 
Had a fun party in Tacoma with the local skeptics and atheists. We were having a beer across the street (the party venue was alcohol free) when the news came on covering our party across the street. The bar patrons got a kick out of seeing the news cover the party across the street.

News coverage of our party.
 
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