Happy Rapture Day Everyone!

[bikerdruid]

These buggers just came cantering up the road:


[qimg]http://www.seedtheseries.com/blog/images/the-four-horsemen-of-the-apocalypse.jpg[/qimg]

aren't folks from covertry used to seeing scantily clad people riding through your streets?

 

[Quinn]

The real hoopla is set to the following day, May 22, 2011, when millions of Christians will commit suicide out of profound dissapointment, their faith in God's omniscience and possibly even existence shaken beyond recovery. I wonder about the $ amount Camping received from the atheists.

The truth comes out. Camping is an atheist shill, and the whole thing was a massive disinfo campaign to discredit Christians. And we would have gotten away with it if not for that meddling epix!

 

[Duffy Moon]

They're usually female and a tad more attractive!


Anyway, Derren Brown has been retweeting pictures of raptured folk.

It seems that some apparent sinners have been taken up too:

http://twitpic.com/50k2oe

 

[applecorped]

Heart of Glass was a better song.

 

[epix]

Atheists don't want Christians to kill themselves. They want Christians to come to their senses.

I think you should discuss your love-your-neighbour... option with slingblade.

To whom? Only the other dicks will remain here, with us....

http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showpost.php?p=7206058&postcount=65
LOL.

And one for the road: LOL.

 

[The_Fire]

Northampton, uk. Its 18.35 over here and I just finished a rather nice writers workshop with James Moran. Nobody is missing her. May be due to the fact that we are all a bunch of perverted Torchwood fans.

 

[SteveMatthews]

The real hoopla is set to the following day, May 22, 2011, when millions of Christians will commit suicide out of profound dissapointment, their faith in God's omniscience and possibly even existence shaken beyond recovery. I wonder about the $ amount Camping received from the atheists.

Come on, millions of Christians don't believe in this prediction. Try hundreds.

 

[JohnG]

Heart of Glass was a better song.

Yes, but Rapture was arguably the better video:

 

[ArchieGoodwin]

Come on, millions of Christians don't believe in this prediction. Try hundreds.

They must all be millionaires then. What with the over $100 million the church is worth, all supposedly from donations...

 

[dafydd]

These buggers just came cantering up the road:


[qimg]http://www.seedtheseries.com/blog/images/the-four-horsemen-of-the-apocalypse.jpg[/qimg]

You can't fool me,that's a heavy metal band.

 

[CORed]

I can't find my remote. Don't see it anywhere.

It was a virtuous remote that had accepted Jesus as it's savior. It's in heaven now.

 

[RhodyDave]

I told my boss I won't be in on Monday - just in case...

 

[slingblade]

God promises His "beloved" He will not come upon them as a thief in the night.

He promises exactly the opposite, dear Harold.

1 Thessalonians 5:2 For you yourselves know well that the day of the Lord comes like a thief in the night.

 

[Psi Baba]

I just want to know if I should finish cutting the grass today.

 

[Kopji]

I think that God settled for killing a few orphans instead. Seriously, I should probably clean up an extra room so that if a disillusioned Christian stopped by I could welcome them to atheism. What do they eat, Haggis?

 

[AdMan]

I'm kind of disappointed. This is probably the worst Rapture I've been to.

One-and-half stars out of five from me.

 

[GeeMack]

Several hours to go before 6PM here in the midwest. I'm going to be out and about around that time when it happens. If I see someone floating up into the sky out of a convertible Corvette I am sooo taking that car!

I left a message for my insurance agent to get me a quote on insuring a Corvette, you know, just in case. I sure hope he doesn't get taken in the rapture. I'd hate to be driving without insurance between now and October when the world ends in a ball of fire.

 

[MatildaGage]

Are we gonna look like a bunch of dicks if this really happens lol

If Stephen Hawking said that, Kirk Cameron would be going around saying that question is proof he is a theist.

 

[Turgor]

I just want to know if I should finish cutting the grass today.

just water your lawn and call it baptizing, all the leaves of grass will be raptured. You''ll have to sow a new lawn tmorrow though.

 

[CynicalSkeptic]

The real hoopla is set to the following day, May 22, 2011, when millions of Christians will commit suicide out of profound dissapointment,

Milllions? I think most Christians did not believe Camping. Just a few hundred (few thousand at the most) deluded fools.