Happy Rapture Day Everyone!

Are we absolutely certain everyone in NZ is ok?

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Hi from Wollongong! We raptured briefly as the gourmet pizza was served, but otherwise it's the kittehs staring at us as per usual.
 
worst rapture ever.

Brother in law in Sydney not, repeat, not affected.

see what happens when you have sex before marriage?

If only I'd waited, I'd be harp strumming right now. :/

Obviously God isn't working on GMT. Probably where the preacher went wrong in his predictions.
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Around the appointed hour here in Hong Kong, the sky began to darken. and had it not done that at that same time for the other 3300 days I've lived here, we might've been onto something.

We just heard from Mart's family in Thailand and evidently there's no action there, either. Maybe the great cosmic muffin is saving his tricks for Holy Land time. Yeah, that's it.
 
So, um, has anyone been taken yet? I'm starting to worry that the guy I heard on the radio might not have been right. I'm really hoping that it's still on. I told my boss that I was sleeping with his wife. I'm really not looking forward to going back to work Monday.
 
Okay, seriously now. I just saw interviews with idiots in the Philippines who gave up their jobs and gave away their houses due to the 100% certainty that "this was it". The cut-away from the video back to the studio didn't do any follow up so it was obviously from earlier (in the day? in the week?), but just had two smirking newsreaders.

At that point is where I want to know more. I hope there are some efforts out there to do serious follow-ups with this raving lunatic and his followers. What he's going to do is spend the 75 million in donations he got. What they're going to do is another question entirely.
 
I'm at ACEN (an anime convention in Chicago.) Advertising the Ren Fair. We're laying out clothes & costumes around our booth. Also I'm hoping Felix didn't forget his 16th century priest costume. I'm planning to run around screaming about being left behind...
 
So has there been any comment from those who predicted this? Or are they all still standing outside saying "any moment now... any moment now..."?
 

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