Carrot Flower King
Janitor of Lunacy
Remember to play sensibly, sip per Tory, shot per front bench Tory, two for Sunak and Badenoch: chug the bottle.I
And no operating heavy machinery on the 5th (unless you happen to be working on Tufton St in which casego for it!)
FFS! I have to be up the next day to watch stage 7 of the Tour de France, which is, appropriately, through the vineyards of Burgundy.
Hmmm, do I need to splash out on a few bottles of La Romaneé or La Taché or Le Montrachet to help me through? Chance would be a fine thing...