February Stundie Nominations

why the moon rock that they gave to the Queen of Holland turned out to be a fake,
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That's not quite correct. The stones given to queen Juliana by president Nixon in the early 70s are real.
The fake stones were given to former prime minister Willem Drees Sr. by American ambassador J. William Middendorf II in 1969.
 
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Technically they could both be true or both be false and it wouldn't matter one bit. Of course that's the funny bit.
 
A demonstration of what some people think is a good argument against the "Terrorists did it" theory of 9/11:


KreeL said:
Then, when you have 20 hijackers, why not hijack 6 planes, or 8 planes, or even 10 planes and hit even MORE targets?
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Shoot if they had 20 they could just turn the Moon into a giant rail gun and hold Earth hostage. Then turn their experience into a political message in book form.
 
Travis said:
Shoot if they had 20 they could just turn the Moon into a giant rail gun and hold Earth hostage. Then turn their experience into a political message in book form.
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"The Moon is a Harsh Houri"?
 
Travis said:
Shoot if they had 20 they could just turn the Moon into a giant rail gun and hold Earth hostage. Then turn their experience into a political message in book form.
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is that a celestial body with a frickin laser beam attached to it's frickin head?
 
http://forum.davidicke.com/showpost.php?p=1060607549&postcount=10

"The humans and aliens monitoring this planet speak every language...but telepathy seems to be in english.. "

The bloke who posted this is madder than a mattress, but this post takes your breath away. Not sure if it qualifies as a stundie, but it sure is deluded.


eta: It's an Anders special, so you might like to check out post 1:

"So my theory is that space aliens gave humanity the English language via Shakespeare and others. And via the British Empire the English language was spread all over the world."

Guffaws loudly.
 
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erock said:
http://forum.davidicke.com/showpost.php?p=1060607549&postcount=10

"the humans and aliens monitoring this planet speak every language...but telepathy seems to be in english.. "

the bloke who posted this is madder than a mattress, but this post takes your breath away. Not sure if it qualifies as a stundie, but it sure is deluded.


Eta: It's an anders special, so you might like to check out post 1:

"so my theory is that space aliens gave humanity the english language via shakespeare and others. And via the british empire the english language was spread all over the world."

guffaws loudly.
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.... I... I....
 
"Both cannot be simultaneously true, and so one may conclude neither is true, and if neither is true, then Apollo is fraudulent."
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I am either inside my house or outside my house. Both cannot be simultaneously true, so one may conclude neither is true. Therefore I am my house. Or perhaps I need a course in logic.....
 
Erock said:
http://forum.davidicke.com/showpost.php?p=1060607549&postcount=10

"The humans and aliens monitoring this planet speak every language...but telepathy seems to be in english.. "

The bloke who posted this is madder than a mattress, but this post takes your breath away. Not sure if it qualifies as a stundie, but it sure is deluded.


eta: It's an Anders special, so you might like to check out post 1:

"So my theory is that space aliens gave humanity the English language via Shakespeare and others. And via the British Empire the English language was spread all over the world."

Guffaws loudly.
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So hang on. How did Shakespear talk to anybody if he created english?

Who would understand him?
 
Erock said:
http://forum.davidicke.com/showpost.php?p=1060607549&postcount=10

"The humans and aliens monitoring this planet speak every language...but telepathy seems to be in english.. "

The bloke who posted this is madder than a mattress, but this post takes your breath away. Not sure if it qualifies as a stundie, but it sure is deluded.


eta: It's an Anders special, so you might like to check out post 1:

"So my theory is that space aliens gave humanity the English language via Shakespeare and others. And via the British Empire the English language was spread all over the world."

Guffaws loudly.
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For the second month running you've found something that's left me lost for words.

:jaw-dropp
 
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