Explosion at the Boston Marathon.

[Myriad]

This week was so crazy that an Elvis impersonator sent mail with ricin to the president and no one gives a ****.

Hard to believe, especially considering that if the letter had not been screened, and the President had decided to eat it, he could have been injured or killed. Never has the fate of the Republic been so in the balance.

 

[Rat]

Is this the place to announce that he's now in custody?

 

[triforcharity]

Hard to believe, especially considering that if the letter had not been screened, and the President had decided to eat it, he could have been injured or killed. Never has the fate of the Republic been so in the balance.

Bwahahaha!! Oh, and a word of advice brought to you by Facebook. If you're going to use a boat to escape, make sure it's in water, and not in WATERtown.

 

[Myriad]

I just want to tell the Boston police good luck. We're all counting on you.

 

[Denver]

I'm starting to think this might go the way the Malvo thing went: brainwashed by older guy, plead insanity, and wind up with life. Maybe not even under federal prosecution.

 

[AdMan]

Thanks. Now I know who to look for!!!

I think I recognize the hat!

 

[applecorped]

In the ambulance he pulled his face off and revealed himself to be Hannibal Lecter.

 

[Orphia Nay]

This week was so crazy that an Elvis impersonator sent mail with ricin to the president and no one gives a ****.

Now nominated.
http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=9166184#post9166184

 

[NoahFence]

I just want to tell the Boston police good luck. We're all counting on you.

Classic.

 

[Puppycow]

Now we can speculate about the New Bradford three ....

Lovely commenters there.

 

[Myriad]

In the ambulance he pulled his face off and revealed himself to be Hannibal Lecter.

And like that, poof. He's gone.

No, wait, he's still in custody.

 

[dudalb]

New Bedford? I lived right next to New Bedford.

If anyone from there is involved, it's got to be either Portugese militants, Azores separatists, or fishermen disgruntled over scallop quotas.

ETA: Damn, now I want a malasada, and I doubt there's one within two hundred miles of here.

Scallop quotas? Captain Ahab and the other Whaler Captians from New Bedford's glory days are turning over in their graves.

 

[icerat]

Lovely commenters there.

Yeah, I had to wash my screen. Sorry about that, didn't realise when I posted the link, was just the first that came up.

 

[dudalb]

He is going to the feds on first degree murder charges. They do have the death penalty.

That might be better then life without Parole in that MaxiSecure prison the Feds have in Colorado....

 

[dudalb]

New Bedford Three?
Starbuck, Quequeeg and Ishmael.....

 

[Courier]

They will question him WITHOUT reading him his Maranda Rights.

This has just been announced by ABC News.

 

[Resume]

This could have been a lot worse.

Glad this part is over.

 

[AdMan]

They will question him WITHOUT reading him his Maranda Rights.

This has just been announced by ABC News.

I may be wrong, but I think it's unlikely anyone in authority actually told ABC this.

 

[Skeptic Ginger]

Some liberal judge will probably let him off on a technicality

You gonna admit you were wrong when that doesn't happen?

 

[Stellafane]

New Bedford Three?
Starbuck, Quequeeg and Ishmael.....

Don't forget the mastermind, Ahab (the Arab?)