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Buzz lightyear and the JREF Challenge

buzz lightyear said:
And the sensitive Gr8wight , I will answer any questions that you have if you succesfully answer this quick quizz .

In the courts of medieval England , who was the only preson other than the monach , who could speak the truth as he knew it to be , without the risk of getting his head cut off ?
And why could he do this ?
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Not all that difficult a test. Look, even robinson got it right away. Still, you have answered one of my questions. The unspoken one, of course. You will not answer the ones I have overtly asked here, because you cannot. You are full of bovine excrement, and I will now devote my forum browsing minutes to some other topic.

Go away, little man.
 
My appologies Gr8wight ,
The test wasnt a test ,but an explanation of why the answers to your questions are written between the lines .
 
Well Gr8wight it's good to see that you have read my apology. I probably owe you an explanation for my behaviour as well.

As well as the synesethia, I also have the fortune/misfortune to suffer from what I call the "chameleon syndrome". By this I mean I am very susceptible to external influences. particularly people. I can feel their energy and absorb it, enabling me to see the world through their eyes. So if I went along to a KKK rally, I could understand and 'become' one of them. The same would happen at a Christian evangelist event or a soccer match. As you have observed in this forum, I have become cynical and rude, since taking part in it, traits that I have absorbed from the other participants.

To avoid this in daily life I avoid contact with people, working by myself in nature.

The advantage of the syndrome is that I easily absorb entities that I pick up during my vortex experiments. When I emerge from the acoustic vessel, I am able to see the world as they see it. Because this effect only lasts a number of hours, I photograph what I see. This ensures that what I experience is not an illusion and also enhances my memory of it, so that I can return at a later date to analyse the site and my previous experience. I have shown these photographs to many experts in the associated fields and to date none has been able to give a feasible explanation for the phenomena.

I would also like to test my theories in a more scientific setting as your 'challenge' would allow. Unfortunately, if the people that I encounter doing that were anything like those that I have experience in this forum, the effects on me would be devastating. So until I toughen up sufficiently, or devise some way to overcome this problem, I am in a bind.

Once again I am truly sorry if I have offended you.
 
buzz lightyear said:
...As well as the synesethia, I also have the fortune/misfortune to suffer from what I call the "chameleon syndrome". By this I mean I am very susceptible to external influences. particularly people. I can feel their energy and absorb it, enabling me to see the world through their eyes...
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So, you must have been hanging around with pathological lia...erm, fabulists or storytellers, right? And that "synesethia", I'll bet a spell check could cure that.
 
Thanks for that little barrage guys !
I hardly flinched , either im getting tougher or I am turning into a masochist .
Must organise this spell check too.
 
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I take it your girlfriend has a puncture beyond your ability to repair and you are posting here while you wait for a new one to arrive?
 
So Athiest , why the interest in where I live , do want to visit or something . Dont shoot pigs , or anything for that matter , these days .

And Gzuz , come on son ,lift your game , the old epilogue thing has lost its shine , kick me and beat me , but please dont get boring .
 
buzz lightyear said:
So Athiest , why the interest in where I live , do want to visit or something . Dont shoot pigs , or anything for that matter , these days .

And Gzuz , come on son ,lift your game , the old epilogue thing has lost its shine , kick me and beat me , but please dont get boring .
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Epilogue #0000000000000000000000000000000000000010.

(I provide kicks and beats only on a drumset. If you're looking for abuse, pay a hooker.)
 
buzz lightyear said:
So Athiest , why the interest in where I live , do want to visit or something . Dont shoot pigs , or anything for that matter , these days .
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Pass on a visit, you live in England - but you write like an Antipodean and I don't know of any poms who go pig-hunting.
buzz lightyear said:
And Gzuz , come on son ,lift your game , the old epilogue thing has lost its shine , kick me and beat me , but please dont get boring .
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Mate, have a heart, GzuzKryzt's best friend is a cat.
 
It all falls into place now , Athiest , you are a bloody Kiwi !
And have probably rubbed shoulders with the odd Aussie by your use of the word " mate " .
Your phychic powers are failing you too , I dont live in that cold miserable pommy infested place they call England .
I give you a hint , I live in the closest ,on this plannet, to what could be considered paradise .
 
buzz lightyear said:
It all falls into place now , Athiest , you are a bloody Kiwi !
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Didn't "NZ" under my avatar give you a clue?
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And have probably rubbed shoulders with the odd Aussie by your use of the word " mate " .
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Not just Aussies who do that.
buzz lightyear said:
Your phychic powers are failing you too , I dont live in that cold miserable pommy infested place they call England .
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I started off suggesting you were an Aussie, but I thought you said you were in UK. If not, then I'll stick with my original pick of WA.
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I give you a hint , I live in the closest ,on this plannet, to what could be considered paradise .
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Which SCREAMS Australia - either North Q or WA. I'll sticj with my pick of WA.

On a beach not too far from dargo....
 
buzz lightyear said:
It all falls into place now , Athiest , you are a bloody Kiwi !
And have probably rubbed shoulders with the odd Aussie by your use of the word " mate " .
Your phychic powers are failing you too , I dont live in that cold miserable pommy infested place they call England .
I give you a hint , I live in the closest ,on this plannet, to what could be considered paradise .
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Epilogue #0000000000000000000000000000000000000011.

(Yawn.)
 
Been getting a bit off track with all this familarity , think I liked it better when you guys were spitting on me .
To cure this I should answer good old sensitive Gr8wight's question of , how do I know this time travel thing works .

Understanding the going back is pretty easy . Seems that the past is strung out behind the earth like a long tail . To access it I have to materialise in an entity who also had access to the death world , giving me a body to temorally inhabit .
The most notable of these people was an Egyptian called Imothep . Smart dude , we got along famously. I got him to organize the building the ultimate artificial accoustic vessel , the great pyramid at Cheops .

Unfortunately the Arabs pretty well buggered it,but it still ran well enough for me to get through to Rose Crowley back in 1904 .

Have also had an interesting interaction with the odd Chinese emperor , giving me a good feel for landscaping . I know when I return from an interaction with this guy as I have a craving for chicken chow min .

The future is more complicated in that it isnt linear . Time as we know it does'nt exist....it is only potentials . Here the future souls and the deceased reside in a world that occupies the same space as ours but is a fraction ahead in time .
In here I scatter aspects of myself which filter back as ideas into our world . As ideas they materialise in the minds of the advanced thinkers of this world , the sci fi writers .
To retreive this material I browse the shelves of the local book store about 6 months to a year later looking for aspects of myself .
If you don't believe me , have a look for yourself ,look at the themes . Its not rocket ships and space travel , it's future-past ,time warps , dragons ,Egyptology and warriors battling evil forces .

I hope that answers some of your queries , Gr8wight .
 
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