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Buzz lightyear and the JREF Challenge

buzz lightyear said:
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ........ GZ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Careful those good old boys will think that you are becoming a psychic .
Might throw you out of the club !

GoTta stop .....Gotta stop ........Gotta stop
Gotta ..........
Gotta
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"You know you can't, you won't and you don't stop
you can't, you won't and you don't stop
you really can't, you won't and you don't stop
buzz-l's gonna rock the sure shot."

(Beastie Boys, "Sure Shot", from the album "Ill Communication")
 
Buzz,

I notice you have religiously (heh) avoided mentioning my name in the last few days. As religiously (heh) as you avoided answering my questions, I might add. Perhaps you need revise your experimental design, hmm?
 
Wait a minute. Buzz poked a hole in the space-time continuum?
I'd take his word for it. You just can't make up things like that.
Awesome.
 
slongo said:
Wait a minute. Buzz poked a hole in the space-time continuum?
I'd take his word for it. You just can't make up things like that.
Awesome.
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Why not? Star Trek writers have been doing it for years.
 
Epilugue 4 Ode to the Athiest

Well Athiest , since you are one of my most consistant readers it's time that I wrote you your own special post .
At a guess , since you call yourself " The Athiest " , you probably have a snitch on religion .
There is a good chance that this is the result of time spent in a catholic boarding school so you probably know your scriptures well. Therefore I will give it a biblical flavour .

For me this vortex thing that I do is so that I can engage in my favourite sport .......hunting .
Did a lot of pig shooting back in the 70s .Had a beautiful full wood Lee Enfield .303 , could punch the brains out of a porker at 300 yards .

So what in the underworld is worth hunting, you say? If you have a look at the fifth hour of the Book of What is in the Duat you will see me with one of my better trophies. I am holding its wings while standing on its back. The picture of me in the sixth hour is pretty cool too. Here I am depicted doing my stuff in the acoustic chamber.

The only problem with the vortex is that it is a two way street. When I come back I bring some of the inmates with me, including the big scaly critter. Since these entities cannot exist in this realm without a body, they all end up in me. The old multi personality thing. That's why my writing is a bit scattered. It depends who is in the control room at the time.

So to the biblical bit. How's your Revelations? You know the part about St John's apocalypse?

Seems that all my messing around with the vortex has created a weak spot between the worlds. So in 2012 when Venus does its eight hour transit across the sun, not only are Tokyo and Los Angeles going to slip into the ocean, as a result of the plate movements set off by the disruption to the magnetic field. But this weak spot will tear open and the locust headed hordes of hell will come flooding through.
Amen.
Gotta go..... the rice is boiling over.
 
buzz lightyear said:
Well Athiest , since you are one of my most consistant readers it's time that I wrote you your own special post .
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I am privileged!
buzz lightyear said:
At a guess , since you call yourself " The Athiest " , you probably have a snitch on religion .
There is a good chance that this is the result of time spent in a catholic boarding school...
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Laughably wrong. Your psychic powers don't work too well.

buzz lightyear said:
... so you probably know your scriptures well. Therefore I will give it a biblical flavour .

For me this vortex thing that I do is so that I can engage in my favourite sport .......hunting .
Did a lot of pig shooting back in the 70s .Had a beautiful full wood Lee Enfield .303 , could punch the brains out of a porker at 300 yards .
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Pig-hunting in England? News to me. Where was this? Some bloke's farm? A "porker"? Are you a Kiwi?
buzz lightyear said:
So what in the underworld is worth hunting, you say?
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Couple of those Egyptian queens weren't too bad, apparently, I'd probably hunt pu[miaow]y.
buzz lightyear said:
If you have a look at the fifth hour of the Book of What is in the Duat you will see me with one of my better trophies. I am holding its wings while standing on its back. The picture of me in the sixth hour is pretty cool too. Here I am depicted doing my stuff in the acoustic chamber.
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Pics of you "doing your stuff", I could live without.
buzz lightyear said:
The only problem with the vortex is that it is a two way street. When I come back I bring some of the inmates with me, including the big scaly critter. Since these entities cannot exist in this realm without a body, they all end up in me. The old multi personality thing. That's why my writing is a bit scattered. It depends who is in the control room at the time.
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I think you might be touching on the truth here. Have you ever seen a doctor about this?
buzz lightyear said:
So to the biblical bit. How's your Revelations? You know the part about St John's apocalypse?
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I LOVE Revelation. (Remember when discussing the bible to get the names right, It is singular - a common mistake you made, no problem.)
buzz lightyear said:
Seems that all my messing around with the vortex has created a weak spot between the worlds. So in 2012 when Venus does its eight hour transit across the sun, not only are Tokyo and Los Angeles going to slip into the ocean, as a result of the plate movements set off by the disruption to the magnetic field. But this weak spot will tear open and the locust headed hordes of hell will come flooding through.
Amen.
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Damn! Thanks for the tip, I'll go long on 5 year commodities. Early or late in the year, do you know? The month would be great, too, I'll give you 10% of the billions I'll make!
buzz lightyear said:
Gotta go..... the rice is boiling over.
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Rice?

Dhurra millet, surely?
 
That date is ...June 8th 2012 .
And 10 percent is more than generous , glad to be of help .
And I always get that Revelations thing wrong , must have been asleep in scripture too .
 
SirPhilip said:
Cuddles is quite a purple somethingorother that utterly lacks a torso, hair, and reproductive organs; a walking cush ball whose paltry dignity continuously revolves around shapeliness. Twice booted off Sesame Street, she/he/it socializes with particles all day to feel less lonely, and for a living. Yes.
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Have you been stalking me?

The Atheist said:
Did he get two, Cuddles?
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Well, one out of two isn't bad.
 
more epilogues

Cuddles !!!!............Gosh Ive missed you .

And the sensitive Gr8wight , I will answer any questions that you have if you succesfully answer this quick quizz .

In the courts of medieval England , who was the only preson other than the monach , who could speak the truth as he knew it to be , without the risk of getting his head cut off ?
And why could he do this ?
 
Very clever Buzz, your narcissism compels you to demand a test to be worthy of attention and at the same time compels that test to be an allusion to yourself.
 
Buzz,

Cut back on the recreational drugs. Reality is a wonderful place, when you get used to it.
 
Why not?

buzz lightyear said:
In the courts of medieval England , who was the only preson[sic] other than the monach[sic] , who could speak the truth as he knew it to be , without the risk of getting his head cut off ?
And why could he do this ?
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:pilaugh:

A jester or fool is a specific type of clown mostly associated with the Middle Ages. Jesters typically wore brightly colored clothing in a motley pattern. Their hats, sometimes called the cap ’n bells, cockscomb (obsolete coxcomb) (or, in German, schellenmütze and, in Italian, berretto a sonagli), were especially distinctive; made of cloth, they were floppy with three points (liliripes) each of which had a jingle bell at the end. The three points of the hat represent the asses' ears and tail worn by jesters in earlier times. Other things distinctive about the jester were his incessant laughter and his mock scepter, known as a bauble or marotte.

All jesters and fools in those days were thought of as special cases whom God had touched with a childlike madness—a gift, or perhaps a curse. Mentally handicapped people sometimes found employment by capering and behaving in an amusing way. In the harsh world of medieval Europe, people who might not be able to survive any other way thus found a social niche.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jester#History
 
buzz lightyear said:
Cuddles !!!!............Gosh Ive missed you .

And the sensitive Gr8wight , I will answer any questions that you have if you succesfully answer this quick quizz .

In the courts of medieval England , who was the only preson other than the monach , who could speak the truth as he knew it to be , without the risk of getting his head cut off ?
And why could he do this ?
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#000000000000000000000000000000000000006.
 
as far as I know energy is vibration .
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'k... As far as I know you've never learned much about energy...

all matter is just different states of energy
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well, or matter, for that matter.

So, for you, matter = vibration. Of course.

Well, at least that clears up your claim to the Challenge.

Oh, wait...
 
The Atheist said:
Big tits, bleached blonde? :bgrin:
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Just the blonde. Being a little on the male side I have very few breasts.

buzz lightyear said:
In the courts of medieval England , who was the only preson other than the monach , who could speak the truth as he knew it to be , without the risk of getting his head cut off ?
And why could he do this ?
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I'm going to go with any peasant, because no-one would pay any attention to them.

Now that we've cleared that up would you like to elaborate on your understanding of magnetic fields, especially that of the Earth and it's interaction with the solar wind? Once we know where we stand with that you can cotinue the lesson by introducing us to Newton's laws at around GCSE level (age 15-16 for non-British types). If you can convince us that you actually understand any of this then we can carry on discussing the potential for these phenomena to access other dimensions and cause you to vibrate, but until then you appear to be having a serious attack of bovine excrement.
 
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