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Buzz lightyear and the JREF Challenge

buzz lightyear said:
And Big Al , have you ever been surfing ?
It is an interesting use of wave power . You use the power of the wave to drive yourself faster than it .
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I've never been surfing, Buzz, but I don't see what you're getting at. You're trading potential energy (derived from the height of the wave) for kinetic energy (derived from sliding down the wave front). That's an everyday occurrence.

buzz lightyear said:
The chants that I use have the same 0.1.1.2.3.5.8.13..21.34..... maths as the biggest wave in these parts , the Earths magnetosphere.
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The Fibonacci sequence, eh? It crops up everywhere, but I don't understand what it has to do with the magnetosphere. Or how the number of syllables in a chant enables one to rupture the space-time continuum.

buzz lightyear said:
I use them like a surfboard to travel fast enough to get ahead of the wave .
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How do you surf on a chant, Buzz? Why does surfing on the magnetosphere allow you to transcend dimensions?

I'm afraid your anaolgies sound almost like plain English, but I just can't parse them.
 
The sad part is the real world and stuff like physics are incredibly amazing and far more exhilerating then the mystical notions that buzz talked about. I look at that 'most important picture ever' from hubble ST and shudder. I read articles on quantum theory and get scared. I look at my hand and start freaking out the way all evolution has worked and got us to the now.

The real world is so much better, I think buzz is just scared of it.
 
hellaeon said:
The sad part is the real world and stuff like physics are incredibly amazing and far more exhilerating then the mystical notions that buzz talked about. I look at that 'most important picture ever' from hubble ST and shudder. I read articles on quantum theory and get scared. I look at my hand and start freaking out the way all evolution has worked and got us to the now.

The real world is so much better, I think buzz is just scared of it.
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I'm with you, hellaeon. The universe is fascinating and an unending source of discovery. If a universe isn't big enough for you, what is?
 
buzz lightyear said:
Cuddles ; Blond with ample cleavage.
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Cuddles is quite a purple somethingorother that utterly lacks a torso, hair, and reproductive organs; a walking cush ball whose paltry dignity continuously revolves around shapeliness. Twice booted off Sesame Street, she/he/it socializes with particles all day to feel less lonely, and for a living. Yes.
 
Buzz I need your help!

Buzz, I urgently need your help!

I did as you said. I chanted for hours after making my body temperature drop. At some point, like you said, colors started to change as my sound solidified. A vortex opened up around me and I started riding the wave power which took me into the past. Then something very bad happened. I got scared. I got off the wave and did that while there was a lot of solar wind, and I believe in doing so I ruptured time. Many people who I knew have gone. I checked on the internet and it seems many historical events have changed too in about the last 80 years, and I am afraid what might change more if I can't stop it. Please, is there any way to undo the damage I've done, or at least close the rupture??

Please, respond before I might seize to exist myself. I promise to you I will never do it again. This thing is way too powerfull for me.

With deep regards,
Mist.
 
buzz lightyear said:
Cuddles ; Blond with ample cleavage .
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I was about to post on that one, too. I've seen no evidence that cuddles is female. Buzz appears to be the type of person who's brain is bursting with output but takes very little input. He reads the word "cuddle" and thinks of big boobs. He probably just has Attention Deficit Disorder, although I've seen hypomanics who's brains are, like buzz's, torrential woo machines.
 
hellaeon said:
The sad part is the real world and stuff like physics are incredibly amazing and far more exhilerating then the mystical notions that buzz talked about. I look at that 'most important picture ever' from hubble ST and shudder. I read articles on quantum theory and get scared. I look at my hand and start freaking out the way all evolution has worked and got us to the now. The real world is so much better, I think buzz is just scared of it.
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Lemonade is so much better than kool-aid, I agree.
 
buzz lightyear said:
Big Al ; the strong silent type .
Cuddles ; Blond with ample cleavage .
Paul ; Saddistic tendencies .
The Athiest : Goth type punk living in his parent's basement .
Robinson ; Similar but older .
Mr Scott ; Probably the boss at his work .
Tricky ; The caring one .
Obscure Reference Man ; Believes " The Challenge " will save the world.
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I'm hurt.
 
buzz lightyear said:
Big Al ; the strong silent type .
Cuddles ; Blond with ample cleavage .
Paul ; Saddistic tendencies .
The Athiest : Goth type punk living in his parent's basement .
Robinson ; Similar but older .
Mr Scott ; Probably the boss at his work .
Tricky ; The caring one .
Obscure Reference Man ; Believes " The Challenge " will save the world .
Gr8wight ; Easily offended, likes hockey eh.
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There ya go.
 
Epilogue

A remarkable thing happened today as I was sitting at my desk writing up my journal as I usually do on Tuesdays .
I was going over the results of my " buzz lightyear and the skeptics forum" experiment to see if my hypothesis that....( The skeptics are a bunch of intellectuality delayed dinosaurs that need to die out in order for humanity to evolve ) was correct .

As I read the forum posts , one by one , sifting through the ideas , I was stopped in my tracks by a dozen words that I had overlooked in the flurry of exchanges .

There on the bottom of a post by Robinson was the ray of sanity that I had thought was impossible .

Quote :
"As technology and science advance , what is woo and is what is not is a shifting line ."

Halleluiah
There is hope for us yet .
 
buzz lightyear said:
A remarkable thing happened today as I was sitting at my desk writing up my journal as I usually do on Tuesdays .
I was going over the results of my " buzz lightyear and the skeptics forum" experiment to see if my hypothesis that....( The skeptics are a bunch of intellectuality delayed dinosaurs that need to die out in order for humanity to evolve ) was correct .

As I read the forum posts , one by one , sifting through the ideas , I was stopped in my tracks by a dozen words that I had overlooked in the flurry of exchanges .

There on the bottom of a post by Robinson was the ray of sanity that I had thought was impossible .

Quote :
"As technology and science advance , what is woo and is what is not is a shifting line ."

Halleluiah
There is hope for us yet .
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let us pray ye minions...

*shamhallahprazza shamhallaphrazza*

As I sat at my desk pondering why I bother giving the time of day to people stuck in a void of randomness, refusing to go further and understand and acknowledge the complexity of the proteins that bind us together, I looked and saw a ripple in my vision! I have been fortold this is the coming of a great egyptian god!

I proceeded with:

Utuq Xul Edinazzu
Alla Xul Edinazzu
Gigim Xul Edinazzu
Mulla Xul Edinazzu
Dinger Xul Edinazzu
Masquim Xul Edinazzu
Barra Edinazzu...


this said slowly, each letter hummed in accordance with the great Pink Floyd 10 minute opus Shine on you crazy Diamond

*waves random gum tree sticks in dowsing motion to conjour spirits*

I found a sapce/time ripple! You people cannot begin to bother to understand the quantum forces and energy that connects the dougnut string theories together. I see the strings like a road map. It all makes sense. Mercedes Benz. IBM. The energies flow from my magnetispherion and Optimus Prime knows the secret of the Mayas I see in front of my gravity force throwing rocks at the light bulbs. Ronaldo. All whilst I rent my own space in the void I have ripped open. I see dead people. John Howard!

Iak Iak Pazzuzu!

My experiment was a success! I now understand nothing more then I did before I took the acid. Actually lessening the quantum force acts upon mass and invokes the time ripple that gave me the rented space, my land broker is the mars rover.

ahhh I love the ol Philosopher. Someone who knows so much about nothing at all.
 
buzz lightyear said:
There on the bottom of a post by Robinson was the ray of sanity that I had thought was impossible .

Quote :
"As technology and science advance , what is woo and is what is not is a shifting line ."

Halleluiah[sic]
There is hope for us yet .
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A decent study of science and discovery will show a true skeptic, that all revolutionary advances in science are just that, revolutionary. We techno-savy, well-off civilized folk, sitting at super computers, connected to a planet wide database/information network, surrounded by devices and stuff that we take for granted, (or curse at, if a web page takes more than a second to display), forget that much of what we take for granted, is considered woo somewhere, by someone.
 
buzz lightyear said:
A remarkable thing happened today as I was sitting at my desk writing up my journal as I usually do on Tuesdays .
I was going over the results of my " buzz lightyear and the skeptics forum" experiment to see if my hypothesis that....( The skeptics are a bunch of intellectuality delayed dinosaurs that need to die out in order for humanity to evolve ) was correct .

As I read the forum posts , one by one , sifting through the ideas , I was stopped in my tracks by a dozen words that I had overlooked in the flurry of exchanges .

There on the bottom of a post by Robinson was the ray of sanity that I had thought was impossible .

Quote :
"As technology and science advance , what is woo and is what is not is a shifting line ."

Halleluiah
There is hope for us yet .
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As you have found, this is a very large forum with many posts by many diverse posters.
I am glad to hear that you have found it to be a valuable resource,
and hope you learn something.
 
Epilogue 3

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ........ GZ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Careful those good old boys will think that you are becoming a psychic .
Might throw you out of the club !

GoTta stop .....Gotta stop ........Gotta stop
Gotta ..........
Gotta
G O T A
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