We've been over this banana thing before. Boris got it wrong about the 'more than three' - the regulation actually says that bunches of two or three are to be avoided - single bananas are okay, and so are bunches of four or more. The regulations apply to wholesale not retail bananas.
http://eur-lex.europa.eu/LexUriServ/LexUriServ.do?uri=CELEX:31994R2257:EN:HTML
Boris should have done his research better but the point he was making was correct - the EU does have ridiculously detailed regulations about most things, bananas included. Even those people working in the affected areas (in this case the wholesale banana trade) don't usually know about or implement the directions - they only serve to bring the EU into disrepute and waste a lot of money paying the idiots who make the regulations and then translate them into all the different languages required. The regulations cause honest traders waste time and money fretting over whether or not they are compliant - or just decide not to trade bananas at all because it's too much hassle. Meanwhile other traders just ignore the regulations and get on with the job so undercutting those traders who try their best to comply with rules and regulations.
The EU itself belatedly admitted that some regulations were over burdensome and repealed them.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commission_Regulation_(EC)_No._2257/94
However, the wholesale regulation about not having bananas in bunches of two or three is still in force.