Where are all the zoobies lately?
Seems to be what's really bugging the Wn'W world lately is boredom. No dice, no love. Ah, those halycon days of the sixties and seventies, the golden age of bigfootery. The hoaxers put some elbow grease into it back then. Can't find a decent bigfoot trackway these days to save your life. Nothing but a wave of lazy half-ass youtube hoaxes. Poor footers have gone delirious with boredom. Evil skeptics have gone and taken apart all their best arguments and old stand-bys. Even their 40th Anniverasry International Symposium jamboree has been cancelled due to lack of ticket sales. Probably something to do $160 ticket price. Oh well, it certainly isn't a drought for those more interested in bigfootery and its perpetuators than bigfoot.
Here's a couple interesting discussions at the BFF I thought I might share:
There is no bigfoot.
Not all footers are bored stupid, some are bored smart. Here's a snippet from BFF moderator HarryHenderson's OP:
People, THERE IS NO Bigfoot. We are sick and twisted. An elusive hulking hairy man-ape walkin' around the countryside? What the HELL were we thinkin'?
Also, the last two pages of the
Gov't responsibility to find bigfoot thread started by trooper SaskepticI found quite interesting. No shortage of the standard excuses and fallbacks by bigfoot apologists. What's best is seeing Saskeptic and rockinkt take apart pseudo-intellectual Roger Knights and some pseudo-intellectual wannabe with the handle geogerm. It's funny watching Knights try his very best not to look silly. Good ol' Huntster shows up on the last page to stick it to the gubment. My favourite post from the thread by the aptly named Stumpknocker:
It clearly states in the bible and other ancient texts that gaints where employed to go into battle with the roman army . They where also used to build the pyrimids I cant spell sorry . I am not makeing this up so dont be telling me to get a heavyer brand of foil to make my hats out of . At this time we dont know if these gaints where covered with hair or not but some of the scriptures sugjest they may have been .If your going to be a researcher you better take a look at the bible and also the jewish texts if you dont then your not being open minded about this . As far as the US military I have reason to beleave they know about them they are liveing on there land if they dont know about it then they are not doing a very good job of protecting the bases .
Man, no shortage of guys like that playing Wn'W. Basically almost every post in there by Stumpknocker is pure comedy gold.
Oh and WP, I thought you might be interested to see that it seems Drew may have partially or temporarily regained his common sense:
Here is the answer to the thread question.
As long as bigfoot does not exist, there is no government responsibility to find it.
If we can prove it's existence* then government money will flood in from all quarters.
Prove it's existence- Provide verifiable evidence of the creature, through; blood, body, tissue evidence. Footprints, sounds, video, bedding sites are not going to cut it, due to the past hoaxing history.
Which is funny considering considering your earlier quote of his:
The best way for anything to happen, is for the government to encourage private investment. What they should do, is give a tax break to anyone wishing to spend money on Sasquatch research. This would encourage private investment which would lead to the goal much quicker than the government doing it.
Anyway, I feel like a bit of a killjoy pointing at the poo that bigfootery is standing in so if it's any reconciliation, I offer the following collection of recent bigfoot reports:
August 2007 - Whitfield, Georgia.
June 2007 - Pendleton County, West Virginia.
Very Joyce. Mother and daughter driving in Senaca Rocks National Recreational Area witness three (mother only saw two) skinny short hair zoobies which take a swan dive into the bushes after being spotted.
June 2007 - Lake County, Florida.
Are you staring at me? Young man and woman see maybe hairy stumpknocker in Flat Island Preserve.
August 2007 - Cassia County, Idaho.
Yahtzee! This one's got it all. Bad vibes, stick wacking, silenced surrounding wildlife, wicked stench, piercing yellow eyes, dog flipping out, possible elk predation. Former law enforcement deputy grandmother and son share encounter with stumpknocker with eyes 'yellow like the sun' and evil, menacing stare.
October 2005 - Fillmore County, Minnesota.
Not '07 like the rest but I included it because it is Minnesota and it is AWESOME! I love how it starts with "I tell this very hesitantly because I'm certain this will probably be ignored and maybe laughed at or eyes rolled back by you in disbelief." Dude, what? You're in there! Squirrel hunter (why?) sees two zoobies. One black, crest headed, and seemingly female. The other red, dome-headed and seemingly male. Upon being sighted first the black and then the red bolt at break-neck speed. The red almost bails when first making a break for it!
July 2007 - Pendleton County, West Virginia.
Check it out, Senaca Rocks again. Male witness encounters 6.5 to 7ft zoobie with 10 inch orange-brown hair and thick black hands and feet while hiking. Photo of area included.
July 2007 - Pendleton County, West Virginia.
Senaca Rocks...
Hey BFRO, why don't you go do something about all the goddamn zoobies around Senaca Rocks? Just a thought. Man witnesses 6ft bulky zoobie with extremely long mossy greyish green hair ('it was the hairiest thing I've ever seen') while driving at night with girlfriend on US 33. Was the face visible or not? I smell ghillie suit.
January 2007 - Pedleton County, West Virginia.
This one ROCKS! 10 miles north of Senaca rocks. Let's everybody all freak out at once. Motorist on Highway 55 has amazing nightime stumpknocker encounter. After passing a gas station and school, just before the entrance to the park and the intersection to head to Harman, by a brick house man assumes to be owned by the government he sees ...
"At first I thought it was a man in a special forces outfit, some type of sniper gear."
"It was not really running more like a swaggering lope. It had long hair, what at first looked liked shredded material with clumps in it, hanging all off of its body."
"As I passed it I quickly noticed that it had this "covering" right up over its head."
He says it was about 20ft from him and he had a good look at it. He later describes to BFRO investigator Stephen Willis the creature having black mixed with gray dreadlocks. The man passes the creature and then DUDE TURNS HIS CAR AROUND...
In any case it hit me, what the Hell was that? I turned my truck trailer and all around within 50 yards right in the middle of the road. I pulled into the driveway and shined my headlights behind the house into the woods. I saw nothing. I pulled back onto the road and into the grass where I saw it. I stopped and shined my mag lite into the woods.
It really got spooky. I heard it going through the brush. It made the noise you would expect a large creature to make. Then it seemed to be trying to scare me or get a reaction out of me, the way a deer will stomp its feet at you when it can't wind you. It made a type of laughing/squealing noise and a grunting noise. It pounded wood together, not a small piece hitting another piece. It was more of a large piece of wood being pounded on another large piece. This went on for 3 to 5 minutes then nothing. I was amazed.
The next day I went back and combed the area. All I found was what appears to be footprints I took and still have pictures of them.

OK, I'm definitely calling ghillie suit. I've actually been reading these things as I'm posting this. I was going to continue posting recent encounters. My intention was to post a selection of them and of course make comment on how they were coming from truly all over the place. So, to that end here's one more:
August 2006 - Northwestern Ontario.
Native woman sees squatch while cleaning cabin. Yes, yes, very truthy.
Anyway, I've come across a bit of a Senaca Rocks mystery I'd like to look into so what I'm going to do is check the BFRO listings for West Virginia's Pendleton County:
http://www.bfro.net/GDB/show_county_reports.asp?state=wv&county=Pendleton
And there's nine reports. Only one other Class A and it's close to Seneca Rocks but the report is very brief with no follow-up investigation. I'll post the whole thing:
Report # 1205 (Class A)
Submitted by witness Scott Fadely on Monday, February 09, 1998.
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Witness sees a large creature crossing the road
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YEAR: 1998
SEASON: Winter
MONTH: January
DATE: Late January 1998
STATE: West Virginia
COUNTY: Pendleton County
LOCATION DETAILS: The sighting occurred in Pendleton County, West Virginia near Rt. 55 near Seneca resort area.
OBSERVED: I was traveling early one morning in January, in snowy conditions, when I spotted a large, upright, dark-colored creature just off Rt.55. Very tall, fuzzy looking, with primate features, similar to an ape.
ALSO NOTICED: The creature stepped into the road, causing me to swerve to avoid colliding with the beast.
OTHER WITNESSES: I was driving
ENVIRONMENT: Near Seneca Rocks, in the Seneca Valley; mountainous terrain; wooded; scarcely populated.
Right then, I'm off to look through the rest of the reports, check West Virginia a little more, and google Senaca Rocks. What I think I'm looking at is people having encounters with other people in ghillie suits. I'll be back with more.