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Bigfoot: The Invisible Variety

Speaking of speaking....who else wants to join in with the evening taunting of Bigfoot? I mean...if enough of us do it, they are bound to get mad enough to do something, to someone right? A destroyed woods, a broken tree...a tipped over flower pot?

Who among you is brave enough to risk life and limb to do this?

BTW - This was bruto's idea...I'm just shamelessly stealing it for all the fame, glory and money of course :)
 
Locknar said:
Speaking of speaking....who else wants to join in with the evening taunting of Bigfoot? I mean...if enough of us do it, they are bound to get mad enough to do something, to someone right? A destroyed woods, a broken tree...a tipped over flower pot?

Who among you is brave enough to risk life and limb to do this?

BTW - This was bruto's idea...I'm just shamelessly stealing it for all the fame, glory and money of course :)
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I leave today for the Mogian Rim near Flagstaff for a weekend long camping trip.

I will be sleeping out under the stars.

I will be disrespecting the bigfoot with authority this weekend.

Hist, is there antway to ensure an angry bigfoot attacks?

Rest assured that I will disrespect bigfoot and then sleep outside both nights.

Don't really know how I can prove it. I will be without any camera/video recording gear.

I will have a few witnesses however.
 
Locknar said:
Speaking of speaking....who else wants to join in with the evening taunting of Bigfoot? I mean...if enough of us do it, they are bound to get mad enough to do something, to someone right? A destroyed woods, a broken tree...a tipped over flower pot?

Who among you is brave enough to risk life and limb to do this?

BTW - This was bruto's idea...I'm just shamelessly stealing it for all the fame, glory and money of course :)
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Hey, I've been doing just that since very early in this thread. I called bigfoot a big p[rule10] several times.

I live in a rural area, own lots of land and neighbor thousands of acres of woods. I promise to defame bigfoot vociferously everywhere I go both inside and outside this weekend. And I'll leave my windows open at night.

Bigfoot won't come. Y'know why? Cuz he's scared.

Ever wonder why there's no college football teams named after bigfoot? See, that right there is proof he's a p[rule10].
 
Dear Mr. Bigfoot (of the Invisible Bigfoot Tribe),
Please know that I, Drewbot, am of no relation to 'DrewD', I am a family man, who does not want to get clobbered the next time I go hiking with my daughter.

DREWD- Please know that any disrespect you show the Inviso-Foot, may cause peripheal damage to unknowing DREWS.
 
DrewD said:
I leave today for the Mogian Rim near Flagstaff for a weekend long camping trip.

I will be sleeping out under the stars.

I will be disrespecting the bigfoot with authority this weekend.

Hist, is there antway to ensure an angry bigfoot attacks?

Rest assured that I will disrespect bigfoot and then sleep outside both nights.

Don't really know how I can prove it. I will be without any camera/video recording gear.

I will have a few witnesses however.
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Well...if you hear "Dueling Banjo's", or someone asks you about squealing pigs - RUN!
 
Drewbot said:
Dear Mr. Bigfoot (of the Invisible Bigfoot Tribe),
Please know that I, Drewbot, am of no relation to 'DrewD', I am a family man, who does not want to get clobbered the next time I go hiking with my daughter.

DREWD- Please know that any disrespect you show the Inviso-Foot, may cause peripheal damage to unknowing DREWS.
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I will make this disclaimer when I disrespect the bigfoot of any tribe.

Please Note: According to Hist, bigfoot is smart enough to know who my relatives are.
 
Why a powerful invisible bigfoot do not attack loggers with his mighty wrath?
Why a powerful invisible bigfoot do not attack sloppy campers and hikers who leave trash all around campsites and trails with his mighty wrath?
Why a powerful invisible bigfoot do not attack miners with his mighty wrath? Oh, Ape canyon, OK... Why bigeet hate America the mining industry?

Why a powerful invisible bigfoot trash forests to show his mighty wrath if they love their environment so much?
 
Correa Neto said:
Why a powerful invisible bigfoot do not attack loggers with his mighty wrath?
Why a powerful invisible bigfoot do not attack sloppy campers and hikers who leave trash all around campsites and trails with his mighty wrath?
Why a powerful invisible bigfoot do not attack miners with his mighty wrath? Oh, Ape canyon, OK... Why bigeet hate America the mining industry?

Why a powerful invisible bigfoot trash forests to show his mighty wrath if they love their environment so much?
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You know, the more you think about it, add to the above that the bigfoot seems to want to be recognized and respected, but doesn't seem to have much talent at manifesting himself in a final or definitive way, yet gets mightliy pissed off when anybody doubts or disses him, and your unfathomably illogical bigfoot looks an awful lot like...oh my god.... if a big hairy smelly guy slouches up to you and asks the way to Bethlehem, run like hell.
 
Is this paranoia?...

silvereagle (historian) responds:
October 9th, 2007 at 1:31 pm
Passing an I.Q. test, is not a prerequisite to owning a gun. Hunters are normally well enough uninformed, to believe that there is a reward for shooting a bigfoot. Unfortunately, the cell phone that the slayer will be calling home on to tell his wife, is listened to by the federal government computers for words like bigfoot, sasquatch, kill, etc. So the Feds will dispatch a helicopter for that Bigfoot body, almost before it hits the ground. They have a large collection.

From Cryptomumbo
 
historian said:
Gee, I guess when I was at U.C. Berkeley in 1975, and walked past Stephen Hawking on the sidewalks many times, and heard stories from others about their conversations with Associate Professor Stephen Hawking, and heard all about Bigfoot from world renown professors's at U.C. Berkeley, and heard about the Lawrence Livermore National Lab captivity study, and heard about U.C. Berkeley reassigning the previous 4th dimension of TIME to use it instead to explain BIGFOOT INVISIBILITY, then I must have imagined it all. As I imagined my college GPA of 3.75.
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Finally, we agree on something!

On a related note, it looks like the 4th dimension is like the 3rd dimension, only with more squirt guns, moving seats, and fans.
 
Well all, I'm off to listen for the bigfoot the wonderful bigfoot of AZ.
 
William Parcher said:
Is this paranoia?...

silvereagle (historian) responds:
October 9th, 2007 at 1:31 pm
Passing an I.Q. test, is not a prerequisite to owning a gun. Hunters are normally well enough uninformed, to believe that there is a reward for shooting a bigfoot. Unfortunately, the cell phone that the slayer will be calling home on to tell his wife, is listened to by the federal government computers for words like bigfoot, sasquatch, kill, etc. So the Feds will dispatch a helicopter for that Bigfoot body, almost before it hits the ground. They have a large collection.

From Cryptomumbo
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I see...the body that is invisiable right?

On that note, it's 8pm here in MD; time for me to start my Bigfoot taunting.
 
More "targets" for the wrath of Khan invisible bigfeet:
-Farmers using pesticides and herbices;
-Road building teams;
-Armed forces personnel training with live ordnance;
-Industries that do not follow environmental rules;
-Chemtrail planes;
-Callblasting bigfoot researchers (imagine a bigfeet with a hangover having to endure all that noise);
-The MIB themselves;
 
Locknar said:
I see...the body that is invisiable right?

On that note, it's 8pm here in MD; time for me to start my Bigfoot taunting.
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I think they must turn visible when they get shot because they can't dimension hop any more.

Have a good time taunting. There is a wooded hill right in front of my house so I think I'll try a little Bigfoot taunting as well tonite. Of course the hill is about a 1/2 mile away and Mr. Big will have to cross I-90 to get to the house, but this is Wyoming and the traffic is pretty light at night so that shouldn't be a problem should it?
 
Oh, yet more targets:
-Would-be environmentalists;
-Make-believe militias, armed or not;
-People listening to loud and crappy music in the woods;
-KKK folks;
-Anti-gay rights activists;
-X-files fans (C'mon, "the truth is out there" exposes bigfeet);
-World Weekly News staff (they turn bigfeet in to a joke);
-Religious fundamentalists (they hate an interdimensional "missing link");
-Jimmy Carter and Stephen Hawkings (they told people about interdimensional bigfeet);
-Historian (by telling skeptcis about invisible bigfeet he exposed bigfeet to ridicule).
 
Since Bigfoot is invisible, maybe to hunt him we should use ARCLIGHT strikes to flush them out, then mow down the forest with multiple Gatling guns. Or, he can just come out and say hello.

Just thinking.
 
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