Bigfoot: The Invisible Variety

[kitakaze]

The viciousness of Kitakaze attacks, consistently provide circumstantial evidence that he is another NSA SUPERMOLE that maintains a presence on the internet, for the purpose of attempting to destroy cutting edge bigfoot researchers. I have always known that the NSA will do anything to carry out it's directive of MAINTAINING BIGFOOT SECRECEY, which includes both hiring Kitakaze and VIOLATING FEDERAL LAWS!

We appreciate the work that you're doing for us, Burgstahler. Free, unwitting help is the best kind.

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[kitakaze]

Those orbs are everywhere, and since I started ragging on invisible bigfeet, I notice they're getting bigger and more aggressive. I was up in Maine yesterday visiting a cousin, and this monster orb snuck up on poor little Teddy. Poor little Teddy might have been gobbled up without a trace if the knitted gnome had not come to his defense, and had I not photographed the grisly scene we'd never have known what became of him!

Oh, historian, it wasn't either raining or snowing in the living room, either! View attachment 8894

See, bruto, what you fail to understand in your limited understanding is the significance of the image you have taken there. That is actually a wood gnome that is in inter-twilight that has been attracted by young Teddy's fascination with the knitted gnome. Keep it in the vault, please.

 

[DrewD]

See, bruto, what you fail to understand in your limited understanding is the significance of the image you have taken there. That is actually a wood gnome that is in inter-twilight that has been attracted by young Teddy's fascination with the knitted gnome. Keep it in the vault, please.

Don't listen to him!!! He is a SUPERMOLE!!! Not a ALMOSTSUPERMOLE, but a real life SUPERMOLE!!!

What is the object that a SUPERMOLE is afraid of? A stake made out of Bigfoot hair?

 

[bruto]

Don't listen to him!!! He is a SUPERMOLE!!! Not a ALMOSTSUPERMOLE, but a real life SUPERMOLE!!!

What is the object that a SUPERMOLE is afraid of? A stake made out of Bigfoot hair?

Or perhaps a gnome knitted of bigfoot hair? AHA! Da thot plickens!

 

[AtomicMysteryMonster]

I have always known that the NSA will do anything to carry out it's directive of MAINTAINING BIGFOOT SECRECEY, which includes both hiring Kitakaze and VIOLATING FEDERAL LAWS!

Why would the NSA hire someone who lives in Japan?

 

[DrewD]

Why would the NSA hire someone who lives in Japan?

Japan has bigfeet too.

 

[Correa Neto]

Deception.

Not to mention that if you wanna get some hints on how to fight monsters, you've gotta hire someone from Japan. They've got Ultraman, Spectreman, Giant Robot, etc...

 

[RayG]

Why would the NSA hire someone who lives in Japan?

Never underestimate the NSA. They have operatives working everywhere.

RayG

 

[historian]

Those orbs are everywhere, and since I started ragging on invisible bigfeet, I notice they're getting bigger and more aggressive. I was up in Maine yesterday visiting a cousin, and this monster orb snuck up on poor little Teddy. Poor little Teddy might have been gobbled up without a trace if the knitted gnome had not come to his defense, and had I not photographed the grisly scene we'd never have known what became of him!

Oh, historian, it wasn't either raining or snowing in the living room, either! View attachment 8894

Congratulations Bruto, your first legitimate orb photo, that I have seen. Apparently, spirit orbs like children perhaps because they haven't bought a computer yet and attained internet access, so that they can pretend to be an expert on just about everything.

 

[LTC8K6]

With snow on the ground, there is a high liklihood that either moisture or snow is flying around in the air in front of the lens. That is what you have captured.

I know what I captured.

Orbs are a well known photogrphic effect. No one with any experience wonders what they are. They can be created at will, as has been demonstrated many times.

 

[historian]

No, he didn't...and your saying it is so does not make is such.

The truly sad part here is, I really think you believe this nonsense.

Lochnar, Gee how can you be an expert on everything that Rather ever said on TV? The short answer is that you can't. So you are in no position to make such a statement, but I know that you aren't going to let that stop you. You must be hell to live with. Between ruling from your throne and making statements based on an impossibility, I don't see how you can stand living with yourself.

 

[Slimething]

Congratulations Bruto, your first legitimate orb photo, that I have seen. Apparently, spirit orbs like children perhaps because they haven't bought a computer yet and attained internet access, so that they can pretend to be an expert on just about everything.

What would the orb have done to Teddy if the bear hadn't interceded? Is it like the orb in "The Prisoner" that kicked Patrick McGoohan's ass every time he tried to escape? Orbs are pretty cool, if you ask me.

Do they also smell like thyme, being locked up in the fourth dimension and all? Does IBF smell like thyme? How do they feel having to cram three dimensions into one? I imagine it gets a little too cozy in there.

What did the researchers use poor old dead Hans for? Was he like posed as a hatrack or lectern for Hawking? Did he get paid for it in 4D dollars? Is that what the dead spend and where do they shop?

 

[historian]

Don't listen to him!!! He is a SUPERMOLE!!! Not a ALMOSTSUPERMOLE, but a real life SUPERMOLE!!!

What is the object that a SUPERMOLE is afraid of? A stake made out of Bigfoot hair?

Since someone described Kitikaze as being in Japan, that would be exactly what the NSA wants. He harasses researchers while based overseas, which I believe is legal. The NSA Bigfoot researcher supermole who is violating federal law, is actually based in Oregon, and has already visited with Mary Green, Lapseritas, all major Oregon researchers and dozens of other major researchers across the country. He does this on the NSA's dime. So Kitikaze is not a supermole, he is likely just an anonymous NSA internet predator, whose primary job description is to harass, embarass and destroy all major bigfoot researchers, whether they post to the internet or not. With friends like that, who needs enemies.

 

[historian]

I know what I captured.

Orbs are a well known photogrphic effect. No one with any experience wonders what they are. They can be created at will, as has been demonstrated many times.

If that were true, then that would mean spirits are all around us. However, the truth cannot be ascertained, until one gets Orbs on high def video, which I have done. And I can absolutely gurarantee you that they are not a camera effect.

 

[bruto]

Congratulations Bruto, your first legitimate orb photo, that I have seen. Apparently, spirit orbs like children perhaps because they haven't bought a computer yet and attained internet access, so that they can pretend to be an expert on just about everything.

Hoky Smoke, Herodotus! Do you think I should warn Teddy's parents, or is the orb benign? I think they're planning to home school, and might not appreciate that kind of preemption.

Or should I just suggest that they dust more often?

 

[historian]

Bigfoot is all over the Travel Channel tonight. 40th anniversary of the Patterson Gimlin footage. Bigfootville is a good one. I believe one old Indian says something like "Bigfoot sleeps in the ground". OOOOOOOOh! That sounds like interdimensional, doesn't it. My findings are compatible with 2000 years of historical Indian legend. 24/7 flesh & blood bigfoot believers, are not compatible with Indian legend. Non-believers are not compatible with reality.

 

[LTC8K6]

And I can absolutely gurarantee you that they are not a camera effect.

And I can absolutely guarantee you that they are a camera effect. An effect which has already been demonstrated and explained many times over by many different people.

 

[YouBelieveWHAT?]

Now that I've caught up with the weekend's posting, and all of the "evidence", "proof", ad-hominems, bluster, altered claims and denial that Historian has provided, I recalled a poem by Edward Lear that's especially appropriate here....

It goes something like this:

Yesterday, upon a stair,
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today,
I wonder if he's gone away?

I will grant Historian one thing however - he's most certainly persistent....

And congratulations Kitakaze! A SUPERMOLE, no less. I'm impressed! Can you do tricks, as well?

BTW - denial is a river in Egypt, so Locknar can't be there - s/he's in America I believe.

OK - sorry.........

Historian - you may have heard of the Cottingley fairies - are they real? Are they part of the normally invisible crypto-world?

Thank you.

 

[Normal Dude]

kitakaze,

I didn't realize there was another supermole working this case. I guess I am on a need-to-know basis. Speaking of which, I have a message for you from Victor Alpha 10:

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JK AA B !!@

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Priority is Orange.

 

[historian]

Historian - you may have heard of the Cottingley fairies - are they real? Are they part of the normally invisible crypto-world?

Thank you.

I haven't heard of them. I have met people who have seen fairies. They are likely interdimensional as well. Which means very much real, you just have to be very patient in the process of figuring out how to see, hear, perceive and/or touch one. I have touched interdimensional people, or I should say that they touched me. They appear to be quite solid when in our dimension.