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I can see.. no.. hear it now.... " Miss Daisy.. now please put that roller skate down. I would never take a can of salmon out of that there pantry without you saying it was so no maam ...."
 
So according to Ketchup, 2013 is going to be the "Year of the Sasquatch." Then there's the award winning Sasquatch Rising 2013 where it is alleged that the Sykes sample will back up Ketchup's findings. Then there's the jiving Miss Daisy Bigfoot in a box boys . . . Is this going to be some sort of super-hoax with disparate footie profiteers joining forces for an all out assault on the credules?
 
Jodie said:
I just happened to run across a reference to the Original 6, it used to be a hockey team, they can't even come up with an original name.
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actually the original 6 is the collective name of the 6 teams who originally formed the NHL:
Montreal, Toronto, New York, Boston, Detroit, Chicago (I think I have thatright, I'm going off my memory, and I'm an old decrepit guy!
 
I YOU had a bigfoot in a cage, would you wait a couple of weeks to assemble an "expert" committee to confirm that you indeed had a bigfoot in a cage?

Wouldn't you ring the local university, ring the local TV station, and agree to meet together at the cage? Within 24 hours it would be job done. Wouldn't it?

Unless you are beset with a committee-forming fetish, it really doesn't seem like the sort of thing anyone would do in the claimed circumstances.

Mike
 
Not saying the person who came up with this is nuts, but if the "box" is still around when the "committee" visits, they should use it ON HIM.

My prediction: obviously there will be no bigfoot. That's easy to explain: escape/release. But the larger question will be, how about gathering his/her feces, hair, blood, vomitus, saliva, as well as images/video and trackway.

Basically, to explain the absence of all this other evidence, there must be no bigfoot but there must also be no box.

Sorry, "died in a fire" is probably too trite, and wouldn't explain it all. But "Men in Black?" yes, I think that is the ticket. MIB swooped in and took everything. Daisy, box, computer, cameras, specimens, even obliterated the tracks.
Everything but the smell. oh, wait, is that you, Ed?

End of story.
 
MikeG said:
Wouldn't you ring the local university, ring the local TV station, and agree to meet together at the cage? Within 24 hours it would be job done. Wouldn't it?
Mike
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Slow down there a little, don't want to close the deal too fast, it takes time to work out a good BF gag, you have to let this kind of stuff bleed a little and get back more than what you put into it, just calling up some non footer or footers is letting cash out of the box way to soon, there are lectures and books in the future, maybe some air time and a few quality conferences with some dough to be made.

Think like a footer, not like it really happened. :)
 
MikeG said:
I YOU had a bigfoot in a cage, would you wait a couple of weeks to assemble an "expert" committee to confirm that you indeed had a bigfoot in a cage?

Wouldn't you ring the local university, ring the local TV station, and agree to meet together at the cage? Within 24 hours it would be job done. Wouldn't it?

Unless you are beset with a committee-forming fetish, it really doesn't seem like the sort of thing anyone would do in the claimed circumstances.

Mike
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That is pretty much the tell-tale sign. If your group had captured Bigfoot, you would notify the appropriate "secular" authorities and make history. Here, you have Bigfoot enthusiasts seeking out Bigfoot enthusiasts. Unless they are just showing appreciation for the advocacy of Meldrum and the rest, they are "bridging" their info with those wanting to believe them, predisposed to accept less definitive evidence.
 
Resume said:
So according to Ketchup, 2013 is going to be the "Year of the Sasquatch." Then there's the award winning Sasquatch Rising 2013 where it is alleged that the Sykes sample will back up Ketchup's findings. Then there's the jiving Miss Daisy Bigfoot in a box boys . . . Is this going to be some sort of super-hoax with disparate footie profiteers joining forces for an all out assault on the credules?
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Yes, let's catalog the various events that Bigfooters tell us will finally have us miserable skeptics eating crow, as Bigfoot is revealed to the world.
(In no special order.)

A book detailing a hunter's (Smeja) killing of two Bigfoot, adult and juvenile, and evidence found by the Olympic Project. Unclear now whether or not the hunter's Bigfoot samples will be shown Bigfoot by DNA evidence.

A research group has recently captured a Bigfoot alive (it is now ailing, though), and will reveal this specimen after pre-planned activities. Planned first, a bridging conference with Bigfoot experts who believe Bigfoot is a species of ape.

Former police officer previously involved in a Bigfoot hoax, has shot and killed a Bigfoot in Texas and the event was filmed and will be included in a forthcoming British documentary. Not known whether or not if this Bigfoot is a human or an ape.

A research group has found a pod of Wood Apes (Bigfoot) in Oklahoma and have drawn them in on occasion, with the goal shooting one. This resarch group is hunting new type apes.

A new book has been published that takes for granted that some people are habituating Bigfoot in the hinterland, that Ketchum's and Syke's DNA research will both support Bigfoot's existence, and Bigfoot is a branching Homo.

A researcher has purchased and helped facilitate work at a habituation sight in Kentucky. He has clear, unambiguous video of at least one Bigfoot, and probably more, looking like Star Wars creatures while carrying Homo genes, and all this info will be released once Ketchum's DNA paper is published.

Various research groups have tons of withheld videos and other evidence and are waiting for the right time to release this important info.

And the Ketchum DNA paper will be released and it will show that Bigfoot do exist and they are human/unknown-primate hybrids.

Nothing like this perfect storm of Bigfoot fever and promised Bigfoot verification has occurred before. It will be the Year of Bigfoot! Or the Year of Widely Discredited Bigfootery.

Can't wait to see how it all shakes out. Just wish the mainstream was more aware, so the Bigfooter's can't sweep it all under the rug if it all goes bad.
 
JW,
you might want to make another list: this one of people who WILL make money off "bigfoot," regardless of the failure of every single thing on your first list.
 
You know.. what happens under the "big top" (cue circus music please.. thanks..). Must stay under the "big top" ? (end circus tune.. thanks again).

There is a reason why a Zagnut Bar contains plenty of nuts and also that chewy stuff ?

Carry on.
 
The Shrike said:
It's 2013. If anyone actually had a bigfoot (alive or dead), the rest of the world would know about it in minutes.
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Yes, that seems obvious, yet . . . there is this one cross-section of humanity that will shrug and be ready to buy into the next steaming pile. I used to think that paranormal enthusiasts were the best examples of Randi's "unsinkable rubber duck" but no longer. No, it's these folks; they want Box Daisy to be real so bad, I think it causes them physical pain. But when yet another footie failure comes to fruition, they'll be lined up to be spoonfed the next pablum.
 
You can take and post a good resolution picture pretty much instantly these days. Certainly can be posted within minutes. Seems like it would be very difficult for MIB to prevent a picture of bigfoot from being broadcast.
 
LTC8K6 said:
Seems like it would be very difficult for MIB to prevent a picture of bigfoot from being broadcast.
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These MIB conspiracies are so funny. If the gov't was actually any good at controlling information then politicians wouldn't be spending time and effort on damage control regarding issues of economic policy, national security, etc. That kind of stuff really matters and we can't control it. Bigfoot matters little but those MIBs swoop in to snuff out any information about before someone invests the 10 seconds it would take to post a photo of a such a thing to Instagram? Riiiiiiiight.
 
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