Merged Bigfoot follies

[Jodie]

Hey River, take "Horton Hears a Who" and convert it to lyrics for bigfootery. I'll sing it, it needs someone with a voice like nails on a chalkboard to pull it off.

 

[RedRatSnake]

Sharpen your quills. Robert Lindsay is saying that the Ketchum report will be published in a US peer reviewed journal today or tomorrow.

Guess Lindsay posted this not to long ago on his blog

Sorry, press release, not a press conference. I screwed up.

 

[RedRatSnake]

Problem is, he is probably unfamiliar with the carnival of crazy desperation that is the world of footin'.

I hope he is on the up & up, I would like to see a real DNA paper on those samples and wake some footers up, if that's at all possible.

 

[StankApe]

If it truly is a US journal, I am expecting The Journal of Scientific Exploration, a know bastion of woo and cow poo.

http://www.scientificexploration.org/journal/

 

[tsig]

Guess Lindsay posted this not to long ago on his blog

Sorry, press release, not a press conference. I screwed up.

Now this:

Robert Lindsay
January 10, 2013 at 5:01 PM

LOL, never showed up. Sorry guys. Guess my source bombed out somehow. I still think the study will publish soon, maybe next week.

Just another footer folly.

 

[RedRatSnake]

Just in ~ Posted by Bipto on the BFF.

For those interested in hearing more about Operations Endurance and Persistance in person and speaking to the investigators involved, we've announced the date and location of our 2013 conference: Saturday, March 16, 2013 at the Ft. Worth Convention Center.

More information and tickets available at: http://texasbigfoot.eventbrite.com/


I like the "VIP Benefactor Admission" myself, only 75 beans per person and you get ~ Preferred seating section for all speakers, access to all vendor tables, and one free conference t-shirt with each admission.

 

[The Shrike]

Tickets!

When I give lectures about my ultra-cool research (which usually involves actually finding the species I'm studying) I do so free of charge.

 

[tsig]

Tickets!

When I give lectures about my ultra-cool research (which usually involves actually finding the species I'm studying) I do so free of charge.

See, that's where you're doing it wrong.

 

[Resume]

Tickets!

When I give lectures about my ultra-cool research (which usually involves actually finding the species I'm studying) I do so free of charge.

I detect a flaw in your business model.

 

[RedRatSnake]

I detect a flaw in your business model.

Shrike don't have the overhead that manufacturing a Bigfoot has. lol

 

[rockinkt]

Tickets!

When I give lectures about my ultra-cool research (which usually involves actually finding the species I'm studying) I do so free of charge.

Yeah - but I bet your lectures don't include such entertaining things like exaggerations, wishful thinking, pseudo-science, and downright lies like Brian Brown's (Bipto) will.

"Operation Persistence" is is not a cake-walk. It takes a certain skill and mindset to purposefully hoax others like those frauds are doing and yet give the illusion of honest, open, and transparent activity.

Of course - the things that give the scam away are not the questions that they will answer - but the questions that they will not.

Proof of fraud? Easy. They did NOT send any material away for DNA analysis.
How does one know that? The lies about the lab "ripping them off" is the first big flag waving in the wind. The death blow to any credibility comes with Brown's refusal to give specifics about the DNA lab they supposedly sent the sample to and the differing accounts regarding the sending of that sample. Direct questions were asked which were skated around and then ignored.

 

[Zippy Omicron]

Robert Lindsay = Woo Meister Extraordinaire.

He makes claims that never pan out, claims he is a journalist (!!!!???), and puts up a lot of what apparently is bigfootery "fan fiction" as the God's Honest Truth.

I would not put any weight (nor precious life minutes on the planet) into the reading of any of his posted materials on this "imminent" anything about the revealing of Sasquatch Existence.

Bigfootery Truthiness.... Ugh. Doubling down on the anti-facts....

I still like the idea of hidden animals--but investigated with the proper scientific protocols applied.

 

[River]

Hey River, take "Horton Hears a Who" and convert it to lyrics for bigfootery. I'll sing it, it needs someone with a voice like nails on a chalkboard to pull it off.

That's Dr Seuss right? I'll make a metal version and you can do some death metal screams for me cool? haha.


Bigfootery has taken some silly turns recently. It is entertaining to keep up with, but also I feel like I waste a lot of time just reading up on the nonsense everyone is trying to pull off.

 

[Resume]

Daisy, we hardly knew ye.
http://bigfootevidence.blogspot.com/2013/01/as-squatch-turns-s01e09-grab-some.html#moretop

Strike 2,657,538 1/2.

 

[Jodie]

That's Dr Seuss right? I'll make a metal version and you can do some death metal screams for me cool? haha.


Bigfootery has taken some silly turns recently. It is entertaining to keep up with, but also I feel like I waste a lot of time just reading up on the nonsense everyone is trying to pull off.

I dont live that far way from you so when you get her done, we can record.

It is a waste of time but it's really kind of funny in the way Seinfeld was, only these are real people we talk about.

 

[jerrywayne]

Well, Daisy is down for the count, apparently.

Now, on with the show: http://www.thecryptocrew.com/2012/12/tent-video-bigfoot-dead-details-world.html

 

[Kilaak Kommander]

It is entertaining to keep up with, but also I feel like I waste a lot of time just reading up on the nonsense everyone is trying to pull off.

Sometimes I have to wonder if it's not all some sort of grand scheme to increase their web traffic. Whenever some new bit of Squatchiness pops up, the Bigfoot blog machine fires up and every site weighs in with their thoughts, which invariably include links to articles on other 'footer sites, all of which are crudely monetized. Then the skeptic community jumps into action and unwittingly drives more traffic their way.

Isn't it uncanny how there's this steady stream of fresh Bigfoot news?

 

[RedRatSnake]

I knew those footers liked us for something, ya I think you are right they get traffic and hit points, I try to get my news from forums so I ain't helping to pay for crap I know is, well crap ~ lol ~ BF may not produce any big bucks, but a little here and a little there is better than none.

 

[jerrywayne]

A coincidence.

A few miles from where Dyer allegedly killed a homeless Bigfoot is the ape and monkey sanctuary, Primarily Primates.

Primarily Primates is where Oliver, the alleged "Humanzee" lived out his last years. Oliver was a chimp that took to bi-pedal locomotion, to his misfortune. He was handled and shown and "researched" as a possible human/chimp hybrid, or as a Bigfoot relation. In reality, he was just a chimp. Old photos of him show that his hair was removed from his head at some point to create even more of an illusion that he was something mysterious. His hair was allowed to return at PP.

http://www.primarilyprimates.org/

 

[AttorneyTom]

"A homeless bigfoot" ?

In other news ...

Sometimes it just alot of fun to me to watch and see the postings on this site ! I am also glad that the PP and the hair reuinted. That should work out swell !