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Maybe ole Mr Bill Munns will be heading up the special effects department for the footers, he could use some holiday meat leftovers for the guts.:eek:
 
Oh my, looks like the party might just about be over. Appears the demise of Popular Bigfooting is now officially underway. Spike TV is offering a 10 MILLION DOLLAR CASH PRIZE to the potential winning team on a search-for-proof-of-Bigfoot reality series called 10 Million Dollar Bigfoot Bounty. They will follow around 'teams' of believer scientists, zoologists, trackers, Bigfoot hunters and wannabes as they attempt to find irrefutable 'proof' (a body, some parts, dental x-rays, etc.) of Bigfoot. Wow!

Spike TV is pure ******* genius on this one. The real-world 'winning prize' is just too great to ignore, for anyone really, but especially for any serious bleever. Of course Lloyd's of London hasn't actually put even a single dollar at risk on this. Again, genius! Even better for Spike, the main contestants are probably not gonna be paid any kind of wages (beyond a per diem). Which is likely not true with Moneymaker et al on FBf. In fact, Moneymaker has probably made a little money from FBf, but be assured it's not been anywhere near $10 million. Yet, I'll bet serious real-world money he doesn't want to be anywhere near this new show, no matter the prize. Meldrum either (and a few others).
 
Over the holidays I was watching a lot of hockey and right next to the sports channel on my tv there was a channel running a marathon showing of bigfoot hunter shows. I flipped to it at a random time to see what it was about and a guy was just coming out of the woods after looking for bigfoots.

He said "Man is it ever squatchy in there. It is really squatchy. I mean if you stayed in those woods for a week you wouldn't be able to avoid a bigfoot encounter if you tried."

Someone asks "how long did you stay?"

"Oh, I stayed one night, but man was it ever squatchy in there."

I thought, so here is a guy on a bigfoot hunting tv show who has camera equipment, infrared, night vision, etc., with a stated goal of finding bigfoot. He has identified a course of action (staying in these woods for a week) which he believes has a 100% chance of resulting in a bigfoot encounter. Yet, he just leaves it alone and goes home after one night.

I went back to hockey at that point.
 
captain koolaid said:
So, they just sat around their Bigfoot in a Box and waited for the Bigfoot MIB to descend upon the scene to enforce "Geneva Convention" rules... or something. Bigfoot's scarpered and all the "evidence" has been destroyed, by the NSA Sasquatch Super Secret Service Subdivision... or something. They should have gone with the Bigfoot Breakout angle. The potential for Bigfoot Jack In The Box hilarity would have been worth it. Instead we get the lame CIA stuff. Come on, these guys know that the MIB are always jonesing to cover up Bigfoot and use their flashy things on witnesses, yet they lounged around and basically called the CIA. Everyone knows that Footers tweets are being monitored 24/7, right? So, instead of calling the local TV station and taking pictures, or, anything really, they called Black Helicopters R US. Dumbasses. No wonder the Aliens never bother them. It would be like booking a ticket straight to Area 51.
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I wonder. Which part of the Geneva Conventions covers captive non-existent primates.
 
JLord said:
Over the holidays I was watching a lot of hockey and right next to the sports channel on my tv there was a channel running a marathon showing of bigfoot hunter shows. I flipped to it at a random time to see what it was about and a guy was just coming out of the woods after looking for bigfoots.

He said "Man is it ever squatchy in there. It is really squatchy. I mean if you stayed in those woods for a week you wouldn't be able to avoid a bigfoot encounter if you tried."

Someone asks "how long did you stay?"

"Oh, I stayed one night, but man was it ever squatchy in there."

I thought, so here is a guy on a bigfoot hunting tv show who has camera equipment, infrared, night vision, etc., with a stated goal of finding bigfoot. He has identified a course of action (staying in these woods for a week) which he believes has a 100% chance of resulting in a bigfoot encounter. Yet, he just leaves it alone and goes home after one night.

I went back to hockey at that point.
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"Oh, man. Was that ever dangerous! I might've proved bigfoot existed and put myself out of work! Thankfully, we were able to pull defeat from the jaws of victory."
 
I bet ya BF was a big Bobby Orr fan back in the day, he seems to be an ok guy, in fact I bet he would be pretty dam upset if he knew what was going on with those using him as a tool.
 
Never mind hockey, eh ? Daisy is big into The Roller Derby, Yah ?

This would explain why the Team had to follow wheel tracks in the dirt to find her instead of actual footprints !
 
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I just happened to run across a reference to the Original 6, it used to be a hockey team, they can't even come up with an original name.
 
I mean, sure, we can discuss the color of Meldrum's sneakers before and after the Suspicious Dog Poop incident of the '03 PanAmerican Bigfoot Roundup 'til the cows came home, but that's cause it's important Bigfooty stuff. Hey, I can't even wait until we get into the next serious discussion of, say, how obsolete 1967 film canisters were obtained by a 'really squatchy' dead guy with a fake ID the previous year. You know, <cough> really interesting **** like that. But real money and its significance? **** that ****! And real 10 MILLION DOLLAR Bigfoot bounties? Fuhget about it!

Now back to the riveting half-baked hockey discussion in the Bigfoot follies thread.

<shaking head>
 
The first new book of the year about Bigfoot. Noel's book will include several controversial issues, presented as fact. For instance, he will endorse a recent story involving R. Dyer, of the dead, frozen Georgia Bigfoot hoax, in which Dyer is purported to have shot and killed a Bigfoot outside of San Antonio, Texas! The event just happened to coincide with a British film crew filming a documentary about Dyer.

(Why San Antonio, you ask? Well, a couple of years ago a homeless fellow phoned 911 about some Big Fellow who walked by a Hooverville carrying a dead deer. Authorities investigated and found nothing. It made the news, though. Now the area is a "hotspot.")

http://www.amazon.com/Sasquatch-Ris...7551841&sr=1-1&keywords=sasquatch+rising+2013
 
I know 3 of them are outright liars, can't speak for the other two. What the hay is there to investigate anyway? I thought they let Miss Daisie go and destroyed all of the "evidence".
 
Jodie said:
I know 3 of them are outright liars, can't speak for the other two. What the hay is there to investigate anyway? I thought they let Miss Daisie go and destroyed all of the "evidence".
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Well as we pretty much know they ain't looking for evidence, there is still some time in the spotlight and possibly a few bucks to be made from it, Team Truth is going in to keep the BF train rolling.
 
jerrywayne said:
I guess Morgan Freeman is getting only a cameo this time.
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Unless they get Morgan Freeman to do the commentary for the upcoming docu-drama. That would be cool...

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