Merged Bigfoot follies

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Slocie's said:
by Robert Lindsay | December 29, 2012 · 11:11 AM

Ed Smith, Darkwing Lee and MABRC etc are some of the biggest kooks, idiots and fools in all of Bigfootery, and believe me, the competition is intense! They fight with everyone, including all other Bigfoot organizations. The fights get brutal; these rednecks play hardball. Threats have been reported both ways, possibly including death threats.

http://robertlindsay.wordpress.com/2012/12/29/bigfoot-news-new-years-edition-2012-part-1/

Some pretty good stuff to read on this page ~ Long Live Bigfoot ~ Without him we would not have as much laughter in the news.
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They have the monkey!

Daisy is in the box! A group associated with MABRC (Mid America Bigfoot Research Organization), a split off from the MABRC split-off Orig-6 called Team Quantra, is claiming that they have live captured a Bigfoot somewhere in the continental US. The Bigfoot was captured in some sort of a clam trap, sedated and then sent 12 miles away to a facility to be studied. A scientist was called in to study the creature, and that is the last that we have heard.
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Happy New Year !

In breaking news.....

Daisy, the Sasquatch, has been released by her "Clamnappers" in accordance with her rights under the Geneva Convention and also the pressure brought, undoubtedly, from the "SFPMC".

It is hoped she had "something" to watch her Squatchlings during her detainment and was not "waterboarded", subjected to continuous Def Leppard songs, or mistreated in anyway !
 
Those will be released after the Lab tests and DNA results are in, or Daisey files a lawsuit about her time in captivity, BF are quite intelligent you know ~ lol
 
AttorneyTom said:
Happy New Year !

In breaking news.....

Daisy, the Sasquatch, has been released by her "Clamnappers" in accordance with her rights under the Geneva Convention and also the pressure brought, undoubtedly, from the "SFPMC".

It is hoped she had "something" to watch her Squatchlings during her detainment and was not "waterboarded", subjected to continuous Def Leppard songs, or mistreated in anyway !
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They only released her after she signed a NDA.
 
AttorneyTom said:
I just dont understand why these folks cant rent or purchase a copy of the movie Harvey ? I mean a 6ft imaginary Rabbit might make them happy and help them out a bit ?

Just a thought....
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Actually, Harvey was a pooka.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Púca

And Harvey's friend (Jimmy Stewart in the movie) was one of the saner characters in the story.

And as far as making folks happy and such, Harvey's friend also tipped an elbow, once and awhile. So that helped too.

Happy New Year all.
 
tsig said:
They only released her after she signed a NDA.
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So.. in theory atleast...

Daisy (like Harvey) may possibly return voluntarily now and then to visit with the "Clamnappers" ! Possibly to move objects around... eat zagnut bars and some other mischief for fun ?!

So yes, to add to the Follies.. I propose the analogy of Harvey to Daisy. A .. the Sasquatch Pooka. The hysterical sister well...

As a side Jesse White who played the orderly at the Mental Hospital in the movie was from my hometown.. he also played the Maytag repair man in commercials later in his "acting career". Not sure how he faired with Myrtle May ...

Anyway.. interesting sequel ?
 
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AttorneyTom said:
I have been pondering this.. for an hour. Thinking that signature might somehow be um.. fraudulent.. or maybe not authentic ?

I dont know.. hmmmm...:)
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Relax it's all good ~ :)

It will all be explained with a video along with forensic evidence and sworn statements by those that were involved very soon.
 
I see that someone is using "Parnassus" as a screen name at Bigfoot Evidence. That isn't me. I post only here.
parnassus
 
Wolrab said:
Thus producing more human/bigfoot hybrids than Ford and GM combined.
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FTFY. And if that rumor's true, that's a lot of raping.

But hilarioseriously, they've now bypassed the (otherwise requisite) other half of the mating pair (whenever in history that was) and went directly to its hybrid? "Why get Bigfoot when you can get Almost Bigfoot so much cheaper." That is, we can come up with neither hide nor hair of just one specimen, yet apparently two brothers named Darrel were out there rapin' 'em at will. It's just not right.
 
If this is true I am going to join the SFPMC and volunteer to take the case pro bono. I guess the only issue will be Finding Miss Daisy !? I need to find the client first and then... well the rest would follow ?
 
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Some how I get this feeling that if a new species of BF has Ed Smith DNA in it now, it's going to come walking out of the forest pretty soon and just give up on life altogether.

I feel sad for it :(
 
we need to send over Morgan Freeman with a limo "Miss Daisy, I'm s'posed to drive you to the sto!"
 
Is this going to end with an imaginary demented Bigfoot getting spoon fed pumpkin pie?

" As the image of a MIB Crown Vic drives off into the distance"​
 
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