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Could it have been an intentional parody of the Ketchum fiasco?
It has bits of SNL and Monty Python all over it.
 
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GT/CS said:
Could it have been an intentional parody of the Ketchum fiasco?
It has bits of SNL and Monty Python all over it.
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It's like performance art, but with a comedic spin. Can't wait to get home, crack a beer and catch up.
 
Zippy Omicron said:
Ay Carrumba….humoungously

Resume, despite his being tongue-in-cheek, got pretty close to the mark…

Just today, on the “Bigfoot Evidence” blog spot, they report that the (alleged) Daisy Bigfoot (allegedly) held in a(n alleged) box was (allegedly) released, and all the (alleged) evidence (allegedly) destroyed….I kid you not….I looked at the date for today, and no, this isn’t April Fools….I actually rebooted twice to make certain it wasn't my computer....[palm hitting forehead]

Some extra Mumbo Jumbo about a(n alleged) lieutenant general (like that is going to add gravitas), and even more extra Mumbo Jumbo about Geneva Conventions…that caused this release to happen…. ???????!!!!!!!

No….no…..I am not making this up….I need someone to hit me with a concrete block….LOL :rolleyes::eek: ....to put me out of my misery.

Parnassus is right…..this is the 7, 032nd inning of Midnight Baseball on a planet that never sees a sunrise….

I think that this has to do with the foreknowledge that even if these mountebanks get got in a lie, there are no repercussions (of any import to them) or any real sanctions….it’s Freedom of Speech….

And the only thing that has been abused are some electrons in Internet-space….and my poor brain reading this stuff (with the potentiality of my IQ having lost a tenth of a point or something)….


But a question: Who is Tim Fasano, anyway?
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At this stage of bigfooting the first liar hasn't got a chance.
 
So, they just sat around their Bigfoot in a Box and waited for the Bigfoot MIB to descend upon the scene to enforce "Geneva Convention" rules... or something. Bigfoot's scarpered and all the "evidence" has been destroyed, by the NSA Sasquatch Super Secret Service Subdivision... or something. They should have gone with the Bigfoot Breakout angle. The potential for Bigfoot Jack In The Box hilarity would have been worth it. Instead we get the lame CIA stuff. Come on, these guys know that the MIB are always jonesing to cover up Bigfoot and use their flashy things on witnesses, yet they lounged around and basically called the CIA. Everyone knows that Footers tweets are being monitored 24/7, right? So, instead of calling the local TV station and taking pictures, or, anything really, they called Black Helicopters R US. Dumbasses. No wonder the Aliens never bother them. It would be like booking a ticket straight to Area 51.
 
GT/CS said:
What is wrong with these people?...
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He's straight out of People of Walmart AND apparently one of the Bigfoot Poobahs complicit in this lunacy. Forget Bigfoot, that guy couldn't capture the flag on Flag Day.
...Is it all a game to see who can get the most internet time?
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It seems so. Maybe somebody should tell these wanna-[never-gonna]-be Nobel laureates the 'winner' gets a no expense paid trip to the hospital Bellvue after getting pelted with rocks and garbage (and right before they get their Seal Team Six patches taken away).

Slocie's said:
I am getting a kick out of all this, a couple of years ago I knew they were putting the entire game into the DNA stuff, poor simple minded footers just didn't understand it is real science, nothing like the old days of footing when everyone hung on a redneck rant...
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They have surely failed to recognize the downside (and the irony) of their endless pleas for 'real science' to chime in. I mean, being that science is about the pursuit of knowledge and truth and stuff, not the realization of childhood fantasies (for the purposes of an everlasting Internet presence?). Watch, they'll claim their dictionary "malfunctioned" and they didn't realize it.
 
This is clifs provided by the footers at BFF:

■First reported on Bigfoot Evidence on Thursday, December 27, 2012. (Good thing the world didn't end on the 21st)

■Report was of a text message leaked by Ed Smith.

■The text was sent by a member of the Mid-America Bigfoot Research Center, Quantra Team (The Original 6), whatever that means.

■The text stated "Daisy is in the Box", which is a code phrase for a Bigfoot (possibly Female) has been captured.

■The Rumour Mill fires up.

■Dec. 27, D.W. Lee does not deny the capture, and states that it did not happen in Oklahoma.

■Dec. 28, Bigfoot Evidence reports that the Bigfoot Chicks interviewed D.W. Lee, who stated a trap was specially designed with a trigger set to close if a 350+ pound weight steps on a plate, and that a team of privately contracted scientist will examine the evidence.

■Dec. 28, Ed Smith reports that the Bigfoot was moved from the capture site to the examination site during the early morning hours (12 miles between the two sites).

■MABRC website crashes due to too many hits.

■Tim Fasano says something false and not worth mentioning.

■MABRC get their website back up and running.

■D.W. Lee states that Ed Smith will be posting a 90 page document regarding the capture.

■Dec. 29, More Rumours. Matt Moneymaker claims that no bigfoot has been captured. (I guess he's protecting his tv show, after all, Matt's out of work if Bigfoot is actually found; step aside Amateurs, step in Scientists)

■Ed Smith states that he will not provide any further updates, and that any updates will come directly from Team Quantra.

■D.W. Lee, MABRC Executive Director, has referenced us as people on the blogs, and we've been told to be patient.
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It gets even better.
http://bigfootforums.com/index.php?/topic/35647-oh-dear-another-body/page__st__330

Posted on the BFF said:
ED SMITH'S MOST RECENT POST:
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I'm proposing a conference call or meeting be between the principles of Quantra, MABRC, Meldrum (if Available), Hovey (if Available), myself and some others. I hope we can come to agreement on this.

There will be a press release in the future on Quantra's timetable it's their call and all of us are going to have to suck it up and accept it.

There is an issue with the specimen and health concerns are paramount. I do not know specifics or details of the condition of the specimen but I think everyone would be respectful of the attention to this matter.

I will keep you posted.
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Aww, the poor creature has taken a turn for the worse. IOW, they're setting up their exit plan.

Why would they conference in Melissa Hovey?
 
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Poor Mr Bigfoot being locked up in a box like that, wonder if the "Society for the Protection of Mythical Creatures" would be interested in this ~

When you are setting up a gag like this you need the biggest mouth you can find to spread the cult disease, Melissa Hovey is the one I would pick, she posts more germs than a sick kindergarten class having a booger fight ~
 
And the lie off has begun! Who can tell the biggest? Who will win the big prize? (no one! lol) What's behind box #3? (nothing!)

If you can watch all this stuff go down about bigfoot and still believe after it all crashes, wow. I have this bridge for sale...

Completely ridiculous. If anyone is "buying it" they deserve the poo they are wearing on their faces. (just like the ketchum fiasco!) So stupid.
 
by Robert Lindsay | December 29, 2012 · 11:11 AM

Ed Smith, Darkwing Lee and MABRC etc are some of the biggest kooks, idiots and fools in all of Bigfootery, and believe me, the competition is intense! They fight with everyone, including all other Bigfoot organizations. The fights get brutal; these rednecks play hardball. Threats have been reported both ways, possibly including death threats.

http://robertlindsay.wordpress.com/2012/12/29/bigfoot-news-new-years-edition-2012-part-1/

Some pretty good stuff to read on this page ~ Long Live Bigfoot ~ Without him we would not have as much laughter in the news.
 
So Robert Lindsay is calling others kooks, idiots, and fools. That's a riot!
Of course, he's 100% correct but it's still ironic.
 
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Nut !!

I thought there might be some sort of hierarchy with them ? The larger almond nuts and the smaller but loyal peanuts ? That sort of thing...
 
The text was sent by a member of the Mid-America Bigfoot Research Center, Quantra Team (The Original 6), whatever that means.
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This is a wacky fantasy invention by psychopath Ed Smith. He calls it the Orig-6 and describes it as an old group of Bigfoot researchers who are sort of each like a Yoda or Spock in the world of Bigfoot. Together they make a Force of Original 6.

Ed Smith is a compulsive liar and Darren Lee is hilarious playing the role of the straight guy who doesn't even try to show that Smith is a fraud let alone imagine that he is one. ROFLMAO!
 
Original 6 members:

Ed Smith
Ed Smith
Ed Smith
Ed Smith
Ed Smith
Ed Smith

Ed pretends that there are others besides himself. No, it's his fantasy clan. It's just him alone making stuff up at the keyboard. I'm sure that Darren knows this.

He knows and doesn't care. He lets it happen.
 
Huh.. that is interesting. I would not have any idea about these people or person !?

There seems to be no way to end the silliness.
 
If I was a footer I would encourage those guys to keep up the work and charge ahead with more claims and BF shenanigans.

After all! It is all they got, and this BF stuff hasn't been as entertaining as when RedRatSnake was a Mod on BFF1 and the "The Michigan Recordings" were firing on all cylinders. "Those Were the Days"
 
I just dont understand why these folks cant rent or purchase a copy of the movie Harvey ? I mean a 6ft imaginary Rabbit might make them happy and help them out a bit ?

Just a thought....
 
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