Ahh, administration, the true work of the divil.Marquis de Carabas said:Apparently, you've either forgotten (or never knew) that I work in the Soul Accounting Department. I'll just fudge my numbers at the end of the month, like I always do. (You have read the fine print on the forms, right? You know: "If you're not lying, you're not evil enough to work here.")
As for the jet keys, I don't use that thing anymore. Ever since Dan over in Supply kept losing the keys so they made them visible. That's just silly, if you ask me.
That's the problem though, secrecy & suspicion is all very evil and everything, but it's really hard to keep up with personnel.
I heard that the lost keys was just a cover-up, apparently old Dan is evil enough but just not very bright. He was copying the wrong set of invisible keys, half the janitorial staff had access to the secret jet but the boss couldn't get into the invisible executive bathroom.