A sincere question for any theist...

Marquis de Carabas said:
Apparently, you've either forgotten (or never knew) that I work in the Soul Accounting Department. I'll just fudge my numbers at the end of the month, like I always do. (You have read the fine print on the forms, right? You know: "If you're not lying, you're not evil enough to work here.")

As for the jet keys, I don't use that thing anymore. Ever since Dan over in Supply kept losing the keys so they made them visible. That's just silly, if you ask me.
Ahh, administration, the true work of the divil.

That's the problem though, secrecy & suspicion is all very evil and everything, but it's really hard to keep up with personnel.

I heard that the lost keys was just a cover-up, apparently old Dan is evil enough but just not very bright. He was copying the wrong set of invisible keys, half the janitorial staff had access to the secret jet but the boss couldn't get into the invisible executive bathroom.
 
1inChrist said:
It is scriptural, never said it wasn't. Jesus has already forgiven me for my Sins. There are hundreds of unsaved souls on this message board who need to hear of His Word. Stop trying to attack your brother in Christ and get to saving some souls! Inform people of His Sacrifice to the eternal Hellfire. SPREAD THE GLORIOUS NEWS!

To 1inChrist only, (Thank you)

I sort of got the impression from you when you said I listened to the father of lies and am aligned with the beast himself that you thought I was being unscriptural.

Actually Im being very scriptural in asking you for some accountability of some sort.

As for insulting you I have not, I asked you to answer yourself what fruit you are bearing. If you find that question bothers you as you say Im attacking you, then I would suggest you think about something called conviction.

As for your family Im asking WHICH is it
your a father or a teenager living with his dad.

You said you were brought up by your dad and uncle while your mom was on missions trips. And you go to a small church of 10 and sometimes your family attends.

In another thread you state that your 2 daughters are in college.
Which are you??

As well you have healed someone on another forum on the internet.

And you have this prediction of Osma this friday being captured.

Im not calling it a prophecy anymore due to your actions they do not reflect what a prophet of God should act like in the least. Christ said to judge a prophet by how he is so I am and you do not reflect the manner of a prophet.

As for HELLFIRE did you ever consider that God may have some other things to talk about other than hellfire? Really there is other topics just pick one.
 
Kitty Chan said:
As for your family Im asking WHICH is it
your a father or a teenager living with his dad.

You said you were brought up by your dad and uncle while your mom was on missions trips. And you go to a small church of 10 and sometimes your family attends.

In another thread you state that your 2 daughters are in college.
Which are you??

I do live with my father and uncle but I never said I was a teenager.
 
Kitty Chan said:
Im not calling it a prophecy anymore due to your actions they do not reflect what a prophet of God should act like in the least. Christ said to judge a prophet by how he is so I am and you do not reflect the manner of a prophet

LOL typical. You really don't want people to hear my words do you? I have no idea who you are or what your agenda here is but you can do nothing to silence me and my spreading of God's Word.
 
1inChrist said:
I do live with my father and uncle but I never said I was a teenager.

What about daughers in college?

The teenager was my guess considering your posts
 
WE MUST WARN PEOPLE ABOUT THE DANGERS OF THE ETERNAL HELLFIRE!!

Hell was a VERY important issue to Jesus. SO IMPORTANT THAT HE DIED FOR IT!

HE DIED BECAUSE HE KNEW THE HORRORS, TERRORS AND THE REALITY OF THE ETERNAL HELLFIRE!!

WE MUST WARN PEOPLE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
 
1inChrist said:
I do live with my father and uncle but I never said I was a teenager.
So you and your daughters, and your father, and your uncle live together?
 
1inChrist said:
WE MUST WARN PEOPLE ABOUT THE DANGERS OF THE ETERNAL HELLFIRE!!

Hell was a VERY important issue to Jesus. SO IMPORTANT THAT HE DIED FOR IT!

HE DIED BECAUSE HE KNEW THE HORRORS, TERRORS AND THE REALITY OF THE ETERNAL HELLFIRE!!

WE MUST WARN PEOPLE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
Do you honestly think there is someone on this web site that hasn't already heard this tired routine?
 
OPERAIDER WILL YOU PLEASE COME TO JESUS? PLEASE!? IF YOU DO NOT LIKE JESUS, SATAN WILL ALWAYS TAKE YOU BACK.
 
1inChrist said:
OPERAIDER WILL YOU PLEASE COME TO JESUS? PLEASE!? IF YOU DO NOT LIKE JESUS, SATAN WILL ALWAYS TAKE YOU BACK.
Sure, tell him to come to my house, and I'll hop in his car and come with Jesus. I'm sure he knows the address.
 
Operaider said:
So you and your daughters, and your father, and your uncle live together?

Well the daughters are apparentely in college

I got another question what about your wife and is your mom still on missions?
 
I've already sent you a PM asking where your church is located, and said I'd come so you can brain wash... sorry I mean, convert me. You haven't responded. How interested can you be in saving my soul, when you can't be bothered to direct me to your church.
 
Kitty Chan said:
Well the daughters are apparentely in college

I got another question what about your wife and is your mom still on missions?

Why are you people being so nosey? Stop bringing my family into the debate. You are acting like John Kerry.
 

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