A sincere question for any theist...

Kitty Chan said:
What prophecy have I said?

Im reminding you of the calling you have recieved.

I asked you to speak to Christ about your actions

You know that is scriptural
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Tell your father his lies cannot fool me.
 
Kitty Chan said:
What prophecy have I said?

Im reminding you of the calling you have recieved.

I asked you to speak to Christ about your actions

You know that is scriptural
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I told you I would repent for my sin.
 
Fine you said you would repent

Im only asking that you examine your heart with God.

What is wrong with that? How is it not scriptural.

When Christ spoke to people did He speak down to them as they were not worthy? All are worthy to Him, worthy enough to die for. And not one of us is above the other we are all down until Christ picks us up.

How is this not scriptural.
 
Something else 1inChrist

You said you lived with your dad and uncle

I see on another thread you now have 2 girls in college no less
 
IN THIS CORNER, WEIGHING IN AT ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHT POUNDS, WEARING THE WHITE AND GOLD CHOIR GOWN, AND SPORTING THE KING JAMES VERSION OF THE BIBLE...KITTY "THE HAWK" CHAN.



IN THE RED CORNER, WIEGHING IN AT FIFTY SEVEN POUNDS AND WEARING THE BETTY BOOP COSTUME, AND SWINGING A TWELVE POUND NEW REVISIONIST BIBLE....1 IN C!

Remember the three knock down rule has been waved, you can only be saved by your saviour in the last round and the referee alone can stop the fight. Shake halos and come out quoting.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH LETS GET READY TO BIBULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
 
Kitty Chan said:


When Christ spoke to people did He speak down to them as they were not worthy?
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Uhh, well actually he did...

Matt 15
22 And, behold, a woman of Canaan came out of the same coasts, and cried unto him, saying, Have mercy on me, O Lord, thou son of David; my daughter is grievously vexed with a devil.
23 But he answered her not a word. And his disciples came and besought him, saying, Send her away; for she crieth after us.
24 But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel.
25 Then came she and worshipped him, saying, Lord, help me.
26 But he answered and said, It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.

Yes, the rest of the story says that he healed her after all, ( when she pointed out that dogs sometimes get crumbs from the master's table ), but I don't see how that justifies the original tone of this encounter..
 
I think the evidence is in, guys. Anyone who pretends to believe our sweet Kitty is demonically inspired has got to be a troll. ;)
 
Kitty Chan said:
Something else 1inChrist

You said you lived with your dad and uncle

I see on another thread you now have 2 girls in college no less
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YOUR POINT? Are you now going to insult my family?
 
1inChrist said:
YOUR POINT? Are you now going to insult my family?
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The only thing I (currently) have against your family is that they've somehow allowed you internet access. Other than that, I see no reason to belittle them.
 
Kitty Chan said:
Fine you said you would repent

Im only asking that you examine your heart with God.

What is wrong with that? How is it not scriptural.

When Christ spoke to people did He speak down to them as they were not worthy? All are worthy to Him, worthy enough to die for. And not one of us is above the other we are all down until Christ picks us up.

How is this not scriptural.
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It is scriptural, never said it wasn't. Jesus has already forgiven me for my Sins. There are hundreds of unsaved souls on this message board who need to hear of His Word. Stop trying to attack your brother in Christ and get to saving some souls! Inform people of His Sacrifice to the eternal Hellfire. SPREAD THE GLORIOUS NEWS!
 
Might it be that Kitty attempts to lead by example, not bludgeon the unsaved with silliness? I'd wager a fair sum of money Kitty has left a better impression of Christianity in more people's minds than you could even begin to imagine.
 
Hole in 1 in Christ,

Have you ever converted someone? I'm not talking about on this site, i know the answer to that. I mean ever. Have any of your co-workers ever converted and joined your church? Or someone you talked to on the street? Anyone?
 
Just so you know, 1inC, I can name three people whose souls I've claimed for the divil. Therefore, you have to have saved at least 3 souls to break even.
 
1inChrist said:
Stop trying to attack your brother in Christ and get to saving some souls! Inform people of His Sacrifice to the eternal Hellfire.
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When exactly was the big J sacrificed to the eternal hellfire?
 
Marquis de Carabas said:
Just so you know, 1inC, I can name three people whose souls I've claimed for the divil. Therefore, you have to have saved at least 3 souls to break even.
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That's not very impressive is it? After the two of you that's just one soul damned, we've got more tacoists than that. :halo:
 
Paul said:
That's not very impressive is it? After the two of you that's just one soul damned, we've got more tacoists than that. :halo:
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I meant three souls other than me. I go for quality, not quantity.
 
1inChrist said:
There are hundreds of unsaved souls on this message board who need to hear of His Word.
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Does it make you uncertain about your assumptions at all that nearly every one of us was raised in a religious environment of some kind?

That I myself interned as a Methodist minister before waking up?

This isn't "Darkest Aferca" where the "natives" have never heard of your god, you know. That there even exists in the west, in this age, some person, let alone a society of them, that hasn't heard of this "news" of yours before is ludicrous. That you would imagine such a group would exist on a web forum based in the United States illustrates your profound ignorance.

Stop getting your information about current social conditions from men 2000 years dead.


ETA: Nice work, by the way, Kitty.
 
Marquis de Carabas said:
I meant three souls other than me. I go for quality, not quantity.
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It's just that sort of imprecise use of language that gets LG in trouble ;)

If you want your score to be carried over to the monthly figures, and a chance at the set of cut crystal blood goblets, you need to submit accurate figures, in triplicate, on form s666 with the appropriately notarised contracts and a passport sized photograph, before the end of business on friday.

Another week like this and you'll lose your keys to the invisible stealth jet privileges.
 
Paul said:
It's just that sort of imprecise use of language that gets LG in trouble ;)

If you want your score to be carried over to the monthly figures, and a chance at the set of cut crystal blood goblets, you need to submit accurate figures, in triplicate, on form s666 with the appropriately notarised contracts and a passport sized photograph, before the end of business on friday.

Another week like this and you'll lose your keys to the invisible stealth jet privileges.
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Apparently, you've either forgotten (or never knew) that I work in the Soul Accounting Department. I'll just fudge my numbers at the end of the month, like I always do. (You have read the fine print on the forms, right? You know: "If you're not lying, you're not evil enough to work here.")

As for the jet keys, I don't use that thing anymore. Ever since Dan over in Supply kept losing the keys so they made them visible. That's just silly, if you ask me.
 
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