stundie finals

Well folks some personal stuff delayed it but here they finally are. The Stundie Finals! For March! Because of Awesome! Exclamation Mark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But first the winner from February. "One of the first tests they did when Niel Armstrong didnt land on the moon, was to show the...

Howdy folks. It took awhile but I finally got the finals up for you. So how about remember our last winner: For the record, I am careful to use the word holohoax in complete conformity with the definition. From wiki http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holohoax ... I submitted the definition (to...

Okay the winner from December: "Simply by holding their breaths and lying down as low as possible to the ground, any number of Jews would have survived even a thirty minute gassing ordeal." Awesome. Here's the virtual trophy. And now the twenty finalists from January: 1) It's amazing...

First let us celebrate the winner from November. "Has anyone noticed how windy has been lately? I think it has to do with all those windmills. Perhaps they were wired incorrectly so instead of using wind to produce electricity, they are using electricity to produce wind. This should be...

First off the two winners from October moon gravity should trap sunlight just as earth gravity does... we still have an 'unproven theory' of man walking on the moon.. i also theorise moon gravity is greater than what nasa astronomers prophesize it to be how else could we explain it's...

So on Tuesday I have to go get my flu and pneumonia vaccinations mind control and sterilization serum. I protested to my doctor NWO Handler that I didn't really need the pneumonia shot sterilization serum but he assured me that because I have asthma there are many new desperate female NWO...

So, the winner from August was Moon Sized! I'm not sure even a moon-sized field or mountain of rubble, dropped from a height of 12 feet would entirely crush the WTC. No. If you had it coming down from a higher height, in a steady stream over a long period of time, we would certainly see...

So let us first celebrate the winner from June and July. It is interesting that Rolfe asks for more facts. In my opinion facts is just what we don't need, as they are likely to be misleading or simply a distraction. Source So now Teh 28th Annual Stundie Award Finals of August! 1)...

Here we go folks. First our esteemed winner from May! Looking at the Children situation - my instincts tell me that with all the children going missing and most of this is not reported in the media that at least some of the missing are being sent to the moon. I'm sure this will be for food...

So, our winner from April had some interesting ideas about cancer. As I said professor, you believe disease to be genetic, you also believe the body attacks itself and creates harmful cells. This is how you distract the masses from the truth. There are no genetic diseases only pathogens passed...

So here we are again. Before voting on the best from April let us look lovingly back on what won in March....it was Wisdom: The Fallacy (if only we can get Michael Bay to direct the feature film adaptation) Your reliance upon math and upon physics is deception personified. That type of fallacy...

We have a winnar from February! I've heard the theory that nuclear bombs can not be detonated on Earth at all or only at certain places. I know it sounds ridiculous, but why would anyone have came up with it in the first place unless it had some basis behind it? Awesome. Can March match...

So the month that was is over and the month that is..........I've lost my train of thought......screw it! Here's the February Stundie Finals! First, the winner(s) from January: If Hitler was a bloodthirsty psychopath don't you think at least someone would have noticed? & You cannot start...

So, the esteemed winner from December capped out last year with a true howler. Here it is for those that wish to revisit the hilarity: When no one else will lead, the people will listen to the loudest idiot. I have every intention, of being that idiot. Awesome (did anyone ever actually order...

Well, I've left the best of 2009 poll all alone for long enough. Time to get down to the dirty, but fun, business of deciding the best Stundie of December. First...last months winner: Did you all know that African-Americans descend from African immigrants who arrived in North America during...

First off, the winner from October: Based on interactions with "debunkers" online, the most consistent characteristic I have encountered is also Narcissism, with the propensity to use a type of condescension that only comes with the warmth and security of being part of the herd. Of course, I am...

So, let's first honor the winner from September. Sound is carried by convection currents Heat causes rising convection currents called thermals. Explosions cause heat, which causes thermals, which are rising convection currents. Sound from explosions will be carried on rising convection...

Well, events tried to conspire to keep me from being able to do this months Stundie Finals but I bested them! "Take that personal drama!" So, first off. Last months winner: "I don't understand why the CIT guys have to insist on there being a plane of any kind when all the witnesses testimony...

So, first let's celebrate last months winner. "you guys are so caught up in the way the world is, you distant yourselves from truth and reality." So now....after many hours of fretting and vetting I did finally cut it down to the best twenty. So.... Teh 28th Annual Stundie Awards of August...

So, in a Stundie first June produced a three way tie. Their common thread, a tragic misunderstanding of science. Cameras are designed to record light bouncing off objects. Thats what stars do, reflect light. & Man never set foot on the moon. If a Cessna 172 were in space would a spinning...

In a Stundie awards first (at least on my watch) we had a tie for the best of the worst from May. & Were both deemed so awesome they both won. So double congrats. Teh 28th Annual Stundie Awards Finals of June 2009 1) Remember THAT randomly capitalizing CERTAIN words in your WRITING...

Well I'm back and mostly better now (how a "loving God" allows something like projectile vomiting to exist is something I want theologists to answer) so I endeavored to pare a record 100+ nominations (was there some sort of Kook Steroid getting used in May?) down to just 20 for you all to vote...

First an apology to Hittman who was inadvertently included in last months finals thanks to an editing error and lack of sleep on my part. Also I'm stupid and inferior to Hittman in every way. Are we even now?:) So, last months winner: "Of course, the nuclear atom is a myth on top of a myth...

So, the winner, by a single vote, from February was.......................drumroll............... here's a link to start with, http://www.snopes.com/medical/toxins/canola.asp The polymer chain in the oil is wrong for us and it blocks the osmosis process in our eyes and that causes pressure to...

First off we need to congratulate the winner from January which is that time zones are just words: "physically, the intercept still took 20 minutes, your time zone **** doesn't mean anything, than you AGAIN playing with words..." Thanks for participating everyone and congrats to our...

First things first. Let us congratulate the winner from December. It was a close one. But, by one vote, this was the winner: Thank you noble internet poster for bringing some laughter to our lives. Now for this months selection. 1) Time zones. They're nothing but Public Relations "spin."...

First things first. Let us congratulate the winner from November. Thank you noble internet poster for bringing some laughter to our lives. Now for this months selection. 1) I think this poster is on to me. I guess I should dispatch Agent Smith to take care of things. *** 2) Words in post...

Well the Tryptophan is wearing off and my kidneys are removing the arsenic from my system (don't tell me my family is the only one to use it in their stuffing) so here we go with the finals for the 28th Annual Stundie Awards for November, 2008. 1) Who needs depleted uranium armor and Haz Mat...

Here we go. 1) It's a strange thing that things are invisible and unrecognizable unless you are deliberately looking for them. **** 2) It's widely known that fear and hate are the cornerstones of sound and rational decision making. **** 3) Sign language and Helen Keller the communist...

Some hate them. Some think they are puerile. Some like them. Regardless of opinion here they are......again. All have been taken from nominations in this thread. Sources can be sought out there. As requested, the posts in here are all anonymous. 1) Cartoons are apparently where many learn...