December Stundie Finals

[Travis]

First things first. Let us congratulate the winner from November.

They, the matchboxes, have two possibilites! Bounce or destroy themselves. So they decided to bounce. All explained above.

The upper part of WTC1 had the same choice.

Personally I would bounce.

Thank you noble internet poster for bringing some laughter to our lives.

Now for this months selection.

1) I think this poster is on to me. I guess I should dispatch Agent Smith to take care of things.

most of these "debunkers" arent human. they are in fact artificial intelligence programs, designed to comment & respond to comments on truth seekers videos to spread disinfo...one way to find out if one is an AI program is that most of the time their comments don't really have much to do with the content of the video, in addition, their replies to comments are also irrelevant to a degree, and they don't deny that they are indeed an AI program when confronted...

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2) Words in post: 47
Letter "e"s in post: 22
Raspberry newtons in a package:30
47 : 22 = 30 : x
x = 2.136
30 : 2.136 = 14.04 : 1
This post was like 14.04 raspberry newtons that a goat would gladly eat.

Twin Tower's weight: 500,000 ton = 500,000,000 kg
Boeing's weight: 200 ton = 200,000 kg
Man's weight: 70 kg
Boeing's velocity: 1000 km/h

500,000,000 : 200,000 = 70 : x
x = 0.028 kg = 28 g
500,000,000 : 1000 = 70 : y
y = 0.00014 km/h

Those Boeings that hit Twin Towers at the velocity of 1000 km/h are like two little mice that hit a man at the velocity of 0.00014 km/h

9/11 was an inside job absolutely. Also goats can understand this simple truth.

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3) It seems the latest pitch for a new Bruckheimer film was leaked onto the WOW message boards.

Things were being launched away from the building with incredible force (like their were explosions or something). You could have crashed 100 planes into the tops of the World Trade Centers and they wouldn't have fallen down the way they did on 9/11.

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4) Some would say the point of asking questions is to get answers. For others it's merely an aerobic exercise.

That is why it is not a bad idea to ask questions about certain events like 9/11 and certainly not come up with answers because that is and will be anyone's guess.

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5) I guess this guy thinks Cheerios are trying to get us to buy Big-O-Tires.

Everyone try to find a good video of the Sydney 2008 New years eve fireworks. The circular symbol in the bridge was flashing repeatedly the whole time the UN symbol, intermixed with the freemasonry symbols of the two angles, which formed a reptilian eye in the center, and at the end, they had the "rays of light" coming out from behind the eye, which continued to show the UN symbol.

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6) It was also crafty to build the buildings out of steel and not Thulium.

Jones stated that thermite was a "clever" choice because its ingredients, aluminum and iron oxide do not require identifying tags by law, meaning they couldn't be traced back to their manufacturers.

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7) If you can bring a soda into a literature class you can bring a neutron accelerator into a literature class........I guess.

If you can bring a box cutter on board you can bring a bottle of poisonous gas on board.

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8) It seems the Sun now illuminates all sides of the Moon equally at all times... if only it weren't for that darned Earth in the way.

THE MOON NEVER SPINS OR ROTATES ON IT'S AXIS.
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The moon's monthly orbit around earth, even though it can be considered a rotation, obviously, it does not rotate or spin on it's access creating morning, noon, and night.
your video is a reference to moon phases.
The shadows of the earth upon the moon does not constitute morning and evening.

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9)I guess the monkeys can go because they aren't really from Earth. It does lead one to question what exotic non-Earth element the spaceship and monkey are made out of.

Mars,what a bunch of bull****,These morons have never landed anything on mars,or the moon for that fact,we CANNOT survive the radiation belts in space, everything on this planet is unsustainable in outer space,it would be vaporized the instant it leaves our stratosphere.
We have never been outside of our own oxygen bubble with or without the device being manned or monkeyed in the case of the ruskies,Common sense will tell you that.

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10) Where does one copyright a language?

Yes, and you can see the changers in old English Dictionary's. You know it's true and wrong as it twists the legal implications in the Jew controlled courts. Dig a little deeper and you will find that the English language is copyright so you can only speak with permission in court. This is a hard subject to debate as all the Shabbos goyim (Wantabee Jews) and Jews will put a spin on this touchy talk and scream the usual "ANTI SEMITE jail the holocaust denigner"

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11) It seems that basic visual navigation on a clear day can only be done by ace pilots.....with the permission of the FCC. One doesn't want to be breaking broadcast standards while doing it, after all.

he flew across country, back and forth, with no problems locating his target (without a flight plan), entered one of the most secure airspaces on the planet Earth, and spiraled around in a descending turn, breaking every rule in the FCC book, and apparently WITHOUT worrying about any interruptions.

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12)I think if your pants are providing structural stability to your legs you have some major problems.

Provided that say 5 floors had collapsed and were resting on a underlying 6th floor, which after an hour or so finally collapsed; next six floors crash onto a 7th causing a domino effect. So far so good. But to use a comparison: if somebody drops his pants that does not mean that his legs crash against the floor as well.

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13) Some would say that masturbation is something one does instead of sex. Like...say anal sex. Others think that is "narrow minded."

I am suspecting that socialist governments are discouraging / suppressing some medical arguments against regular masturbation, as they are with risk associated with anal sex [...] Masturbation leads to lower birth rates and a calmer population.

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14) Thermite cord. Invented by Bungie. Feared by The Covenant. Totally irrelevant to reality.

There is even thermite cord: http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Thermite-Carbon_Cord

With cord you can make any shape you want: linear shapes, circle shapes, even star of david shapes!

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15) It seems that if one thing destroys another it must always remain intact.

Oops, the top section was not found intact at the base of the tower.
Bigger problem.

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16) Either this guy is the luckiest user of Microsoft products ever or he has been using Windows for only about two weeks.

OMG my computer just got the blue screen of death!!!

I think it was someone from that JREF site!!!

It might have been some sort of warning or maybe Im paranoid but I have NEVER had that screen before.

It looked like some crazy ****

I was talking about how I had something on quotes on money changers on my hard drive and all I go to the bathroom and come back and my computer has the blue screen of death.

Man I don't know about messing with these people no more
They mean business

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17) Apparently the terrorists wanted to be "secret" even after they are dead. They're just hardcore about that stuff ya know.

You make a very careful thought out plan for months on how not to be detected and then just leave all kinds of evidence behind?

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18) There were no victims on 9/11 it seems.

But what struck the relatives was the incredible calmness of the passenger on the phone, who were confronted with their own immanent death.

The real reason why the callers were calm was that they were having a good time somewhere on the ground leaning backwards with their feet on the table.

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19) I'm not a nuclear physicist but even I would think there are better ways to retire reactors than dropping 110 story buildings on them.

Why would a nuclear reactor be placed at G.Z.? Same reason as why they are put into nuclear subs - autonomy. Off-the-grid energy. Energy consumption that cannot be tracked and registered.

Maybe "asbestos" was not the WTC's main problem. Maybe it was time to retire the reactor?

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20) Looks like history was rewritten.....again. There was no war over some country called Kuwait that may or may not really exist.

Some of these videos wills were taken after 911, obviously. Proof? A few of them say they are attacking because we are invading Muslim lands. I dont remember our forces invading till after 911, do you?

There you go folks. Vote....unless you're just AI programs.

 

[Horatius]

And #8 takes the lead, with 100% of the vote!

There's just something about someone so ignorant posting with such "authoritah"! You must respect it!

 

[240-185]

#2 and #18.
But #2 deserves an epic win.

 

[Damien Evans]

16 is pretty funny. 2 deserves to win. 8 has the smell of MoonMan.

 

[Bell]

#14

If the Covenant can glass whole planets, then most certainly the NWO can blow up the Trade Center.

 

[Bell]

Travis, why don't you make a final poll of, say, 5 to 10 Stundie nominations?
So only the really good ones (or stupid ones, as a matter of fact) get nominated in the final poll?

 

[Travis]

Travis, why don't you make a final poll of, say, 5 to 10 Stundie nominations?
So only the really good ones (or stupid ones, as a matter of fact) get nominated in the final poll?

Every month I vow to do that and yet I always seem to end up agonizing over trimming it down as much as I do. Plus I'm often surprised by what ends up being popular and as such some of the past winners might not have even been in the finals if I had trimmed it more.

 

[Bell]

Blame the truthers!

 

[dtugg]

Come on people vote for 14. I want to make it two months in a row that I nominated the winner.

 

[Grizzly Bear]

8 & 14 are priceless

 

[Klimax]

JaQ:Could there be Stundie of the year?

 

[Travis]

JaQ:Could there be Stundie of the year?

After this poll closes near the end of the month I'll put up all the winners from 2008...if for nothing else to reminisce.

 

[Brainache]

I voted for 5. Ever since NYE there have been too many brainwashed sheeple wandering around here...

 

[JohnG]

Someone needs to tell #18 that "leaning backwards with their feet on the table" is a good way to hurt themselves.

 

[Mr.Herbert]

#2 #2 !! It's my first nomination that made it to the finals!!!

 

[Sabrina]

Number 12.

The whole idea of the pants analogy literally stunned me into immobility when I first read it; seriously, I was sitting there, gaping at my screen for about a minute before I could roust up the ability to respond. The level of stupid there is mind-boggling.

 

[fezzic]

I choose #2 (although I believe multiple votes are allowed, I restrict myself to one).

Scaling problem. BTW, 28 grams equates to about 430 grains. I also don't believe in scaling the velocity since the WTC was not going 1,000 kph, so if the object was about 430 grains going about 1,000 kph (which equates to about 910 fps), I think the man will likely go down when he's hit by it. Consider that a 45ACP, reputed to be a decent man-stopper, fires a 230 grain (15 gram) bullet at 830 fps.

I demand the right to be just as wrong as anybody else and likely I am.


As for #11, if my intent was to DIE upon successfully carrying out my mission, I don't think interception would be high on my list of things to worry about.

As for #17, if I successfully carry out the plan that was carefully concealed to avoid detection, I am dead. I don't think secrecy is of any importance anymore to the plan.

As for #19, then they had to go dig it up. Talk about thwarting an attempt to keep the public safe.

 

[332nd]

14 due to the classic inability to distinguish real life from a video game.

 

[kookbreaker]

14 due to the classic inability to distinguish real life from a video game.

And presented in such 'a-ha! Got you debunkers this time!' manner makes it.

 

[ihaunter]

14 & 20

14 is my favorite. No need to validate the "fact" as long as it supports my beliefs. Classic conspiracy theorist thinking.