September Stundie Finals

[Travis]

Some hate them. Some think they are puerile. Some like them.

Regardless of opinion here they are......again.

All have been taken from nominations in this thread. Sources can be sought out there. As requested, the posts in here are all anonymous.

1) Cartoons are apparently where many learn their physics.

why didn't the moon have a lethal field of radiation after immeasurable exposure to radioactive flares?

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2) Don't you just love "Common Knowledge" that is neither "common" or "knowledge?"

It's common knowledge that both China and Japan attempted to keep westerners out of their respective countries. But why? Was it merely because of racial bigotry? Probably not. The Chinese and the Japanese were just prepping their space vehicles for launch when all the while, the rest of the world used wooden rafts.

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3) From the Bureau of Impractical and Needless Investigations:

Yeah they can't let the secret out. Mythbusters included. They didn't go to the moon to find out. Busted.

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4) The Texas Sharpshooter fallacy meets geophysics.

One has to remember, not all earthquakes are caused by HAARP-only the geopolitical ones, that target military assets; like the one in China in May and the latest one in Russia

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5) When "the dog ate my homework" just isn't good enough anymore:

That "missing" piece of #7 was photoshopped. There are pictures of the building showing very minimal damage. I had one, but the file got corrupted and shut down my machine every time I tried to open the file. More's the pity.

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6) Things don't exist until you find out about them you know:

Another stinker from NIST. They're a strange bunch that lot. Cooking basic physics and inventing new things like 'thermal expansion'.

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7) Dates from The Matrix mean something because everything must mean something:

Interesting that 3/11 was also mentioned in the films. that date links to the Madrid bombings. The date listed was 3/11/1962, 42 years prior to the Madrid bombings. I suppose a link could be made with the number 42 and George W Bush, since he is the 42nd person to be president.

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8) The words "blood" and "nuclear" can mean anything you want them to:

You breathe out He and CH4 dude. As your blood system does molecular nuclear fusion.

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9) Economists need to investigate this "speeches on 9/11 cause housing bubbles" idea.....or maybe not:

That's disgusting that Obama and McCain were stepping on the dead, and showboating for their own gain. Just disgusting. No wonder we have a housing crisis.

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10) Nobody has ever had success with an "aim-and-hit" technique, especially those missiles that didn't bother to engage a little old Cessna:

Also, if we are to take your claim seriously, then we must take seriously the claim that he could have hit the white house simply with the "aim-and-hit" technique despite the fact that it is guarded by anti-aircraft missiles.

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11) The beauty of talking about non-existent entities is that they can have any qualities you want to give them:

Of course, the Illuminati have a well-diversified portfolio, so will be less troubled than many by the recent financial troubles. Naturally, they are behind many financial upheavals because it allows them to put rivals out of business, and to buy up assets at firesale prices.

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12) Pointless challenges are fun......or not:

challenge : show 1 light pole across a road that isn't near a cab.

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13) Some people take "taking things literally" way too literally.

Michelangelo, Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael. Where do I get this idea? The Teengage Mutant Ninja turtles. Insignificant? Not at all. The truth is thrown in our face so accurately, that we really need to figure out why they do it. It's been getting on my nerves lately because I see it everywhere. In video games, in movies, paintings, and writtings.

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14) The best way to make people say they saw planes is to....not use planes?

If they had used planes, it would have left too much evidence. They thought Americans would be stupid enough to fall for it, and they were right. You can easily catch someone off guard with a missle, but a plane is way too visible, which is why I'm shocked that people could even mistake seeing a plane or why the camera would ONLY pick it up when it got 3 inches from the building. Strange.

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15) In Nature concrete and steel are the same things.....apparently:

No it's not, the pentagon happened like the WTC should have happened, except the final hole was tiny as hell for a Boeing 767. I'm saying the Pentagon and WTC had the same thing happen (plane into wall) yet at the separate locations 2 completely separate things happened. Nature doesn't work like that.

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16)Those wars with Israel were just for show:

The Suadi, UAE, Kuwait, Oman, etc Arab countries are well in league with the Zionist Movement.

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17) Remember, it all comes down to what you know:

If your kin was in the towers.....but if they died on one of the planes then you wouldn't exist. Why haven't we heard from any of those family members of the victims who died in the planes? None appeared on Oprah or in any interview. I somewhat believe that the audio from inside the planes was a bunch of b.s. because as far as I know there is not one surviving family member of any of the victims who were on the planes.

 

[Cuddles]

Well, thermal expansion and blood as a nuclear reactor were my favourites, but I also had to vote for turtles and the sworn enemies of Israel being in league with Israel. All in all, not a bad crop this month.

 

[Mashuna]

2,5,6,11 and 14.

 

[TriskettheKid]

I like how 14 shows a very special kind of logic.

ETA:

Thinking about it, it'd be like claiming that someone who was shot to death was actually stabbed, because shooting the person would have left too much evidence, and the stabbings were made to look like bullet wounds.

At least, I think I'm getting the argument's logic correct on that one. I kinda keep hitting a wall where my own logic is going "what the **** are you saying? You know that makes no sense."

 

[Minadin]

I like #2, a lot.

 

[ihaunter]

Yeah, #14 is a perfect example of the mental hoops that some CTists have to jump through to make their own claims work.

 

[Doctor Evil]

Nomber 6 held for quite a while, that is, until I read #17. Perfect blend of 'teh stupid' and an argument from incredulity.

 

[Travis]

2, 6, 14 and 17 were my favorites too, and there were a lot of non 9/11 ones this month which I like because it infuses some variety.

 

[Horatius]

Nomber 6 held for quite a while, that is, until I read #17. Perfect blend of 'teh stupid' and an argument from incredulity.

Not too mention, complete ignorance of any of the facts surrounding the events in question.

 

[Dubbi]

I was a bit concerned about my problem set, but this might end up being harder.

 

[dudalb]

#9 because it is the most mindblowing example of a non sequitar I have seen in a while.

 

[Brainache]

I voted for 17. A Truther denying the existence of the Jersey Girls was just a bit too special.

 

[Travis]

#9 because it is the most mindblowing example of a non sequitar I have seen in a while.

That's what I thought when I first read it too. Can't these people keep their train of thought?

 

[fezzic]

#17's reasoning kind of blew my mind.

 

[tomwaits]

Maybe the boat that McCain and Obama are "showboating" on is a houseboat?

 

[Cl1mh4224rd]

8, 12, 14, and 16 for me...

8: The power of the Sun courses through our veins? Who knew?

12: There are no planets capable of sustaining life within this universe. Go ahead, show me a planet capable of sustaining life that isn't the Earth! You can't do it. I win.

14: Indescribable...

16: Like Cuddles said, the idea of Israel's sworn enemies actually being BFFs with Israel? Ouch.

 

[Travis]

Looks like we a have three.....maybe four horse race.

 

[Gazpacho]

1) Cartoons are apparently where many learn their physics.

I'm not sure what you meant by this, but it caused me to hear the quote in a Marvin Martian voice.

 

[eromitlab]

I went with 5, 10, 13 and 17. 17's mind-bogglingly stupid, but 13 took the cake for me. Shows truthist paranoia quite well. I see the truth everywhere, man! Everywhere!

 

[Dave Rogers]

Just a quick word for #7. Numerology is bizarre enough, but getting even the numbers wrong?

Dave