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Foolmewunz said:
32 Days and Counting Down...
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Well, the 200,000,000-strong Chinese army are undoubtedly coming together and moving now, I'm sure they are preparing almost unthinkable numbers of tanks, ships, planes and who knows what else in preparation for their attack and invasion.

Oh, wait, they actually aren't? :confused:

How surprising. :rolleyes:
 
AdMan said:
Well, the 200,000,000-strong Chinese army are undoubtedly coming together and moving now, I'm sure they are preparing almost unthinkable numbers of tanks, ships, planes and who knows what else in preparation for their attack and invasion.
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200,000,000 bottles of beer on the wall, 200,000,000 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around, 199,999,999 bottles of beer on the wall.

The Chinese must have awesome logistical ability.
 
Assuming there's 30 days till WWIII that means about 77 bottles per second. Man, those guys are gonna be tired before they even hit the beaches.
 
JoeTheJuggler said:
My own prediction:

If When PeaceCrusader's prophecies fail to come to pass, he will not be honest and admit that they have failed to come to pass. Instead he will begin offering lots of post hoc excuses and re-interpretations either to claim that they did in fact happen (when they obviously did not) or simply to postpone the dates the prophecies will take place (something, I should point out, that is not logically possible with the London Olympics).
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Reinterpretations, almost definitely. PeaceCrusader, the fallible, yet loyal servant that he is, will dutifully throw himself under the bus to protect the infallibility of his master. He will claim that he had misinterpreted the original message, or missed some detail, and then immediately begin his little dance again.

He'll have learned nothing from the hundreds or thousands of doom mongers that came before him.
 
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Cl1mh4224rd said:
He will claim that he had misinterpreted the original message, or missed some detail, and then immediately begin his little dance again.
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Agent 99

He hasn't even started his little dance. That's what we're trying to get him to do.

Mr. PC, my choreographer friend is very busy, so he wants to set a time soon when he can help you with your interpretive dance. Please post you contact information.
 
My blood sugar was at 136 this morning...

Hey, my daughter is getting married next September, global thermonuclear war or not. Do you think you could add some stuff to your interpretive dance for me to use in the father/daughter dance?

I'm not very good at dancing.
 
"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
JimBenArm said:
My blood sugar was at 136 this morning...

Hey, my daughter is getting married next September, global thermonuclear war or not. Do you think you could add some stuff to your interpretive dance for me to use in the father/daughter dance?

I'm not very good at dancing.
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Your daughter and you should do the Fish Slapping Dance. If your nice, she gets the big fish. Noting says Love quite like getting slapped by a fish.
 
dafydd said:
In the highly unlikely event that they do not take place and WWIII does start soon I would like to know what his fallback position will be.
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There won't be one. He will simply disappear...for awhile. I noticed that each of the five threads he has started has received successively more responses. He probably feels encouraged. Sometimes it really is best not to feed the trolls.
 
Jungle Jim said:
Sometimes it really is best not to feed the trolls.
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4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42*


You are quite correct. Sometimes it is best not to.

In this case? Hmmm . . .


* 4th use of the number 42 in this thread, but as I'm doing the Lost numbers and not just The Answer on its own I think it is allowable.
 
99 luftbalon, me too.

I will be at a parade next Wednesday. Hope we don't get gender-selectively nuked. How does that tech work, anyway? Do the radioactive isotopes just know? Is it like gaydar?
 
99 luftbalon, me too.

I will be at a parade next Wednesday. Hope we don't get gender-selectively nuked. How does that tech work, anyway? Do the radioactive isotopes just know? Is it like gaydar?
 
Cl1mh4224rd said:
Reinterpretations, almost definitely. PeaceCrusader, the fallible, yet loyal servant that he is, will dutifully throw himself under the bus to protect the infallibility of his master. He will claim that he had misinterpreted the original message, or missed some detail, and then immediately begin his little dance again.

He'll have learned nothing from the hundreds or thousands of doom mongers that came before him.
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1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89. . .

I think you're right.

Funny, with the Buffalo Bill Hawkins guy (this kid even set up his own website using the date of the prophecied nuclear war), he hung in there for a long time insisting that nuclear war had in fact started, but we just hadn't noticed it yet. Then, he did some backpedalling (the nuclear baby was conceived, then would be born 9 months later; then after that failed to happen, presumably the nuclear baby was born, but might take years to grow up and learn how to start being a nuclear war. . . ), then he just disappeared. Presumably, he'd seen the error of his ways (after the cult leader was busted for sexually molesting a child and bigamy---though he got off of the bigamy charges because of a weird law that put his provable crimes beyond a statute of limitations), and was by then simply ashamed of having believed at all.

It's relatively seldom you have believers who believe strongly enough really to put themselves out there. I find it interesting what happens afterwards in cases like this. What ever happened to the doomsday RV caravan that predicted The End on May 21, 2011?
 
Marduk said:
I already told you, "the true God" is an epithet coined before YHWH turned up, so continued usage by you in reference to the incorrect deity is a copyright infringement

please make up your own crap and stop stealing the true Gods epithets
ok ?
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@Marduk, #601

I am not aware that someone has copyrighted the epithet “the true God”. Could you please elaborate, like the name of the person who copyrighted it, the place, what it means, when, etc.? Who is older, the person who says he copyrighted it or the King James Version (KJV)? Why is it that there is no mark of any copyright in the KJV?

Did you know that in John 17:3, KJV, the word “true God” is there? This is what the verse says: “And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent.”
 
AdMan said:
Dracula 2000

How does Peace explain this 10:1 women to men ratio, anyway? Isn't the nuclear war/nuclear winter going to affect everyone equally? Or is God a misandrist?
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@AdMan, #617


I said maybe ten women for one man. I don’t know the exact ratio. But the Holy Spirit said that there will be an abundance of women. The conquerors will ask if a person believes in God. If he says yes, then he dies, like the old and the disabled. If the person says no, he maybe spared.

Those who will get killed in the nuclear blast are those within a certain radius from where the atomic bomb explodes, I believe in cities and in military installations. So those in rural areas, in isolated places like an island in the Pacific Ocean or in the middle of the Sahara Desert, will be spared from the nuclear blast, but will still be affected by the war because the air that they will breathe, the water that they will drink, the food that they will eat, will be contaminated radioactively.
 
PeaceCrusader said:
So those in rural areas, in isolated places like an island in the Pacific Ocean or in the middle of the Sahara Desert, will be spared from the nuclear blast, but will still be affected by the war because the air that they will breathe, the water that they will drink, the food that they will eat, will be contaminated radioactively.
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Hawaii 5-0


But only for three days.
 
Wolrab said:
Uno, dos, one, two, tres, quatro
Is this real three days and nights or the easy peasy Jesus Half a Friday, Friday Night, Saturday. Saturday night, Sunday morning? If it's the Jesus bad weekend count, I can cut my supply by over 33%. That will save me several dollars and this will make me more Christlike as Jesus Saves.
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@Wolrab, #614

Did you know that the Friday crucifixion day that the Christian world observes is wrong? Please read http://aristean.org/wp091.htm titled “Was Jesus crucified on a Friday?”.
 
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