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PeaceCrusader said:
The true God
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I already told you, "the true God" is an epithet coined before YHWH turned up, so continued usage by you in reference to the incorrect deity is a copyright infringement
from The building of Ninĝirsu's temple 2100bce said:
On the day when the true god was to arrive, Gudea was busy with the evening meal from early morning. Asari cared for the maintenance of the house
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please make up your own crap and stop stealing the true Gods epithets
ok ?
:D
 
PeaceCrusader said:
20120624.2155

@Rincewind, #591

The world will not end yet. The true God will still leave one-third of mankind but instead of increasing again, it will even decrease until about the year 2200, there will just be very few left. They, together with those good people who will be taken out from the earth and returned (Revelation 14:3 “redeemed from the earth”) will restart this world. Satan will be bound for one thousand years while the population continues to increase.

Yes, this is an odd place to make this announcement. Matthew 7:6 states “Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample on them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.” I know that the people here at James Randi Educational Foundation are bright people. When they see these things happen, I hope they will change and carry on what I have been doing. I am already old and about to exit. It will be their turn ... hopefully. Also, I believe I am equipped to face them.

I have been away for several days because I announced these too to believers, I mean Christians. There may be apprehensions but, as the saying goes, believe it or not.
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23 skidoo...

Do they still stone heretics and false prophets in your village? You may want to check out evacuation routes for reasons other than what you've been presuming.
 
Captain_Swoop said:
4472 Blue Peter

I should be OK, I usualy have enough food in to last me at least 3 days anywhere.

(Hope this thread keeps going I have dozens of LNER Pacific Loco numbers to get through)
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Trinity

I'm pretty sure I could fast for three days.
 
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PeaceCrusader said:
20120624.2105

@Foolmewunz, #593

You will not become malnourished by not eating for three days. If you survive the coming reduction of people in the world (only one-third will survive), you will find many women as compared to men. Maybe ten women is to one man. An abundance of them. But men will not be satisfied. It means that it is not sex that will satisfy man.
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3600 Horizon Blvd

I look forward to the end of the world.
 
PeaceCrusader said:
20120624.2140

@Akhenaten, #594

The nuclear exchange will be for eight hours. So the smoke that will be generated from burning cities and military installations will be spread by the wind all over the world so that there will be no place where one can hide without being affected by the war.

It will be dark even during the day because of thick smoke for three days and three nights. Maybe, slowly, the smoke will be cleared but it will take a year to clear it.
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1313 Mockingbird Lane

Will there be smoke on the water?
 
JoeTheJuggler said:
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Wait a minute! You mean God is a Scotsman?!!
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25 men on a dead man's chest

Ay, and you better keep your sheep jokes to yourself lest ye find out what's under god's kilt.:)
 
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PeaceCrusader said:
20120624.2105

@Foolmewunz, #593

You will not become malnourished by not eating for three days. If you survive the coming reduction of people in the world (only one-third will survive), you will find many women as compared to men. Maybe ten women is to one man. An abundance of them. But men will not be satisfied. It means that it is not sex that will satisfy man.
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fifteen men on a dead man's chest

If I PM you my address could you pass it on to the holy spirit and ask him to distribute it amongst the women? I'm easily satisfied. You still haven't answered my question. What will your excuse be when the Olympics take place?
 
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dafydd said:
In the highly unlikely event that they do not take place and WWIII does start soon I would like to know what his fallback position will be.
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its going to be a sort of prone position to start with, with blood leaking out of his ears and with some fungus growing on his ass before intestinal and exterior parasites consume everthing but the bones, which being rifled by predatory animals will form a sort of scattered pile spread over 50 square feet

me, I'll be in my bunker with all the women
:D
 
tsig said:
Ay, and you better keep your sheep jokes to yourself lest ye find out what's under god's kilt.:)
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2.718281828

Agnus dei! :eek:

At least there will be plenty of mutton to eat during the 3 days (and. . . um. . 3 nights. . . because it's somehow different than just 3 days). Most of it will have a Y chromosome, apparently.
 
PeaceCrusader said:
20120624.1325

@IMST, #581

Thank you for posting the life of the heavy elements.

The Holy Spirit said that we should store food good for three days and three nights. We don’t have to go out during the period. Maybe, if we go out, we would die. There maybe no sellers in the marketplace. Another thing is that the surroundings will be dark, worse than fog or mist, because of thick smoke. For three days and three nights, it will be dark even during the day. It will take one year to clear the smoke.
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Uno, dos, one, two, tres, quatro
Is this real three days and nights or the easy peasy Jesus Half a Friday, Friday Night, Saturday. Saturday night, Sunday morning? If it's the Jesus bad weekend count, I can cut my supply by over 33%. That will save me several dollars and this will make me more Christlike as Jesus Saves.
 
10:1 women:men

I'm thinking that since I'm as nearly perfect as anyone on the earth, I'm bound to be one of the saved. Can someone make sure they don't bomb the Viagra plant? I'm not as young as I used to be. :p
 
Foolmewunz said:
10:1 women:men

I'm thinking that since I'm as nearly perfect as anyone on the earth, I'm bound to be one of the saved. Can someone make sure they don't bomb the Viagra plant? I'm not as young as I used to be. :p
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Three Amigos.

Me neither. We'll need more than a three day supply.
 
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Dracula 2000

How does Peace explain this 10:1 women to men ratio, anyway? Isn't the nuclear war/nuclear winter going to affect everyone equally? Or is God a misandrist?
 
PeaceCrusader said:
20120624.1325

@IMST, #581

Thank you for posting the life of the heavy elements.

The Holy Spirit said that we should store food good for three days and three nights. We don’t have to go out during the period. Maybe, if we go out, we would die. There maybe no sellers in the marketplace. Another thing is that the surroundings will be dark, worse than fog or mist, because of thick smoke. For three days and three nights, it will be dark even during the day. It will take one year to clear the smoke.
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I just want to see if you understand something.
Why do you think I posted that list of half-lives, and what does that mean for that 3 days and nights idea?
 
Italy 0 England 0 (after extra time)

Peace Crusader, could you explain why we'll only need sufficient food and water for three days (and nights)? A nuclear war is going to render the environment inhospitable to life for much longer than three days, and should two-thirds of the world's population die, I very much doubt that there will be shops or the infrastructure required to supply the shops for a great deal longer than three days.

If the holy spirit was any kind of deity, wouldn't it know that nuclear war means that survivors will need to be self-sufficient for months rather than three days?
 
Agatha said:
Italy 0 England 0 (after extra time)

Peace Crusader, could you explain why we'll only need sufficient food and water for three days (and nights)? A nuclear war is going to render the environment inhospitable to life for much longer than three days, and should two-thirds of the world's population die, I very much doubt that there will be shops or the infrastructure required to supply the shops for a great deal longer than three days.

If the holy spirit was any kind of deity, wouldn't it know that nuclear war means that survivors will need to be self-sufficient for months rather than three days?
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Peace Crusader has been channeling Loki.
 
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