Moderated Will the 2012 Olympic Games in London be held?

[The Central Scrutinizer]

20120623.0200

Why do you need an interpretative dance? Is what the Holy Spirit said on 2012-05-01 and 2012-05-03 not plain and simple to you? Will people not understand what He said? People are doing crazy things (“nagbabaliw-baliwan”) and do not want to hear (“nagbibingi-bingihan”) and do not like to see (“nagbubulag-bulagan”) His revelations. Would you like to know how the Holy Spirit illustrated these actions of people?

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I would. But I'm dyslexic and have a hard time understanding the written word. Which is why I suggested the interpretive dance. It would make it easier for me to understand the word of the Holy Spirit. I want to accept him into my life. Could he teach me to dance?

 

[IMST]

79' Ronaldo

I also feel that interpretive dance is an excellent way to get your message out. It bridges the ease by which the written word can be misconstrued, whereas a well designed interpretive dance will always make its meaning clear.

 

[JoeTheJuggler]

My own prediction:

If When PeaceCrusader's prophecies fail to come to pass, he will not be honest and admit that they have failed to come to pass. Instead he will begin offering lots of post hoc excuses and re-interpretations either to claim that they did in fact happen (when they obviously did not) or simply to postpone the dates the prophecies will take place (something, I should point out, that is not logically possible with the London Olympics).

What say you, PeaceCrusader? Will you pledge not to do what I predict you will do? If, for example, the London Olympic games take place exactly as scheduled, will you pledge to admit you were wrong (and probably deluded)?

 

[AdMan]

I will relate as far as I can remember what the Holy Spirit said in about mid-1980s in preparation for the coming king. The king was to inspect the land that he ruled. When he went to it, he met:
1. People were building a walled cage with the top opened to put in it the eagle that they saw the previous day. Even if you put 75,000 eagles there, they will fly away because there is no top.
2. People were scooping with a ladle the reflections of the sun on the river which they saw earlier.
3. People were carrying the doors of their houses so that thieves will not be able to enter their houses.

The king stopped the inspection and returned to his castle because he said that he may find other crazy things that people do.

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I can already imagine this in dance form. Can't wait till Peace brings it to life.

 

[The Central Scrutinizer]

Rocky VI

In my mind, I picture something like rythmic gymnastics in the Olympics, with balls and hoops and ribbons. But PeaceCrusader is certainly free to intrepret this topic anyway he wants.

 

[Foolmewunz]

20120623.0120

@Foolmewunz

The Holy Spirit said about a decade ago that it will happen in the middle of the year. I chose the period between 06-21 and 07-21 inclusive as that middle of the year because it is under the sign of Cancer. Most references say that Cancer should be from 06-22 to 07-22 inclusive. In 2012, in either case, Wednesday that the Holy Spirit revealed on 2012-05-01 is still within. Why did I choose the zodiac sign of Cancer? Because the problem now is like cancer that it needs radical surgery. People are now veering away from the path of the true God.

200,000,001 (they recruited a kid in Wuhai last night).

Doesn't Teh Holy Spirit object to you following a pagan calendar? If my beliefs were as strong as yours, I'd be concerned that He would turn me into a newt. You're not a newt, are you?

And I assume that you're aware that Cancer the astrological sign is not the same as cancer, the pervasive and deadly disease? Or did Teh Holy Spirit not reveal that to you. (Hint: Cancer the Crab, as it says in most astrology tomes. I haven't seen any reference to fifth sign of the zodiac being referred to as "Cancer the deadly disease".)

I am not going to retract. The revelation came from the Holy Spirit and I am just sharing it to you.

I'm pretty sure I could look it up, but you did say you'd admit you were wrong if the Olympics went off as planned, didn't you? (Oh, and my error... I used "retract" when I should've used "recant".)

It is different from previous predictions which are based on man’s interpretation of what the Holy Bible says. This time, the prophecy came from a spirit, a holy spirit, THE Holy Spirit if you will believe it.

All prophecies purportedly come directly from Teh Holy Spirit, Teh Baby Jeebus, Wholly Mary Mother of God, or The Hairy Thunderer himself. One could make a career out of believing in "authentic" prophecies. Yours seem even less authentic than the others as Teh Holy Prophet only speaks in Tagalog to a small group of Pinoy.

I know that it will happen, just like when He said the Jesus Christ was born on May 23 and died on August 17. I was able to prove these to be right in my studies from 1999 to 2006. (

http://aristean.org/birthmay23.htm and http://aristean.org/crucifyidx.htm )

Uh huh. That convinces me.


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Any signs of mobilization in China? How about the fleet moving on the Spratly Islands?

 

[SezMe]

The Holy Spirit said that if we were told of things that will happen, we should not just ignore them and act as if crazy (“magbaliw-baliwan”). We should meditate and be prepared to act properly.

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What is the proper way to act at the onset of WWIII?

 

[PeaceCrusader]

200,000,001 (they recruited a kid in Wuhai last night).

Doesn't Teh Holy Spirit object to you following a pagan calendar? If my beliefs were as strong as yours, I'd be concerned that He would turn me into a newt. You're not a newt, are you?

And I assume that you're aware that Cancer the astrological sign is not the same as cancer, the pervasive and deadly disease? Or did Teh Holy Spirit not reveal that to you. (Hint: Cancer the Crab, as it says in most astrology tomes. I haven't seen any reference to fifth sign of the zodiac being referred to as "Cancer the deadly disease".)



I'm pretty sure I could look it up, but you did say you'd admit you were wrong if the Olympics went off as planned, didn't you? (Oh, and my error... I used "retract" when I should've used "recant".)



All prophecies purportedly come directly from Teh Holy Spirit, Teh Baby Jeebus, Wholly Mary Mother of God, or The Hairy Thunderer himself. One could make a career out of believing in "authentic" prophecies. Yours seem even less authentic than the others as Teh Holy Prophet only speaks in Tagalog to a small group of Pinoy.



Uh huh. That convinces me.


34 Days and Counting Down...
Any signs of mobilization in China? How about the fleet moving on the Spratly Islands?

20120627.1300

@Foolmewunz, #546

You are right. Cancer is “the fourth sign of the zodiac, represented by a crab.” In medicine, it is also “an abnormal growth which uses nutrients needed by the body, and rends to spread and to reappear after surgery.” It is “anything evil that spreads and destroys.” All the above in quote are from The Pocket Macquarie Dictionary. I am aware of the above definitions. We can say that anything evil is not in line with what the true God commands. Is not believing in God one of His commandments? No, it is not. Exodus 20:3 states “Thou shalt have no other gods before me.”

From Reader’s Digest Use the Right Word, take back, retract and recant “all deal with a retreat from previously stated positions. Take back is the most informal of all these words [recant, retract, take back], applying to an apologetic withdrawal of anything one has said previously ... Retract can apply to the same situation, often indicating a formal, official or public statement ... Recant once indicated the solemn retracting of a heresy by a former adherent: Witches were required to recant publicly or be hanged. It still applies to the repudiation of doctrine or ideology and is more forceful than retract in suggesting a total disavowing or abject capitulation, including an admission of past guilt and an implied promise to forswear the error in the future”.

How about you, Foolmewunz? Would you recant your belief when the nuclear World War III happens on a Wednesday soon and the 2012 Olympic Games is not held?

I have already stated what I will do in case these do not happen.

In case you are not among the one-third who will survive, He can turn you into a newt as you requested.

 

[Elizabeth I]

You're not a newt, are you?

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He was, but he got better.

 

[AdMan]

From Reader’s Digest Use the Right Word, take back, retract and recant “all deal with a retreat from previously stated positions. Take back is the most informal of all these words [recant, retract, take back], applying to an apologetic withdrawal of anything one has said previously ... Retract can apply to the same situation, often indicating a formal, official or public statement ... Recant once indicated the solemn retracting of a heresy by a former adherent: Witches were required to recant publicly or be hanged. It still applies to the repudiation of doctrine or ideology and is more forceful than retract in suggesting a total disavowing or abject capitulation, including an admission of past guilt and an implied promise to forswear the error in the future”. ]

Is Readers' Digest the Holy Spirit's preferred guide for word definitions? It would be helpful to clarify that.

 

[PeaceCrusader]

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What is the proper way to act at the onset of WWIII?

20120623.1410

@SezMe, #547

Thank you, SezMe, for asking the question. I have been waiting for it but because people here at James Randi Educational Foundation are mostly, if not all, atheists. They act as if crazy (“nagbabaliw-baliwan”).

What should you do in case World War III occurs on a Wednesday soon before the 2012 Olympic Games start? First and foremost, recant your being atheists. Can you do that? Believe that there is a true God.

There are so many gods that people in this world worship but there is only one true God. The rest are false gods. How can you know the difference? The true God can prophesy and they happen. The false gods cannot. It this fair enough? So if you will worship a god, be sure that He is the true God. Search for Him.

Since WWIII is a nuclear war, many things will be burned, especially in cities. As a consequence, the whole world will be enveloped by thick smoke which smells gas and is poisonous. So there is no place in this world where you can hide without being affected by this war.

Many people outside who will breathe the smoke will most likely die. So do not open the door to let even a relative in to your house. Let them die outside. Otherwise, you too will die because smoke will come in to your place as well. Shut off the windows and the doors. Tape places where smoke may come in. Do not look out of the window. You will not see anything because of thick smoke. Worst that fog or mist.

Pray fervently to the true God. Ask for His forgiveness.

Store food good for three days and three nights. Canned goods will do. You don’t have to heat them up.

This is all for now.

 

[AdMan]

20120623.1410

@SezMe, #547

Thank you, SezMe, for asking the question. I have been waiting for it but because people here at James Randi Educational Foundation are mostly, if not all, atheists. They act as if crazy (“nagbabaliw-baliwan”).

What should you do in case World War III occurs on a Wednesday soon before the 2012 Olympic Games start? First and foremost, recant your being atheists. Can you do that? Believe that there is a true God.

There are so many gods that people in this world worship but there is only one true God. The rest are false gods. How can you know the difference? The true God can prophesy and they happen. The false gods cannot. It this fair enough? So if you will worship a god, be sure that He is the true God. Search for Him.

Since WWIII is a nuclear war, many things will be burned, especially in cities. As a consequence, the whole world will be enveloped by thick smoke which smells gas and is poisonous. So there is no place in this world where you can hide without being affected by this war.

Many people outside who will breathe the smoke will most likely die. So do not open the door to let even a relative in to your house. Let them die outside. Otherwise, you too will die because smoke will come in to your place as well. Shut off the windows and the doors. Tape places where smoke may come in. Do not look out of the window. You will not see anything because of thick smoke. Worst that fog or mist.

Pray fervently to the true God. Ask for His forgiveness.

Store food good for three days and three nights. Canned goods will do. You don’t have to heat them up.

This is all for now.

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What utter crap recommendations. Is that the best your Holy Spirit can suggest for WWIII? It's laughable.

 

[Foolmewunz]

20120623.1410

@SezMe, #547

Thank you, SezMe, for asking the question. I have been waiting for it but because people here at James Randi Educational Foundation are mostly, if not all, atheists. They act as if crazy (“nagbabaliw-baliwan”).

What should you do in case World War III occurs on a Wednesday soon before the 2012 Olympic Games start? First and foremost, recant your being atheists. Can you do that? Believe that there is a true God.

There are so many gods that people in this world worship but there is only one true God. The rest are false gods. How can you know the difference? The true God can prophesy and they happen. The false gods cannot. It this fair enough? So if you will worship a god, be sure that He is the true God. Search for Him.

Since WWIII is a nuclear war, many things will be burned, especially in cities. As a consequence, the whole world will be enveloped by thick smoke which smells gas and is poisonous. So there is no place in this world where you can hide without being affected by this war.

Many people outside who will breathe the smoke will most likely die. So do not open the door to let even a relative in to your house. Let them die outside. Otherwise, you too will die because smoke will come in to your place as well. Shut off the windows and the doors. Tape places where smoke may come in. Do not look out of the window. You will not see anything because of thick smoke. Worst that fog or mist.

Pray fervently to the true God. Ask for His forgiveness.

Store food good for three days and three nights. Canned goods will do. You don’t have to heat them up.

This is all for now.

It's quarter to three and there's no one in the place, so set 'em up, Joe.

Phew! What a relief. I've got three days worth of food and bottled water in the house, now. Who knew it would be so easy? Here I was, foolishly thinking that we were talking about mutual launches of all the world's nuclear weapons stockpile (in which case, you might want to ask Teh Holy Goes why China would waste a nuke on Manila when a couple of well placed cans of gasoline and a few matches would probably do the trick) and I figured life might return to normal after a half millennium or so.

Three days? Cool. Sign me up. And is it okay if I let the hot neighbor lady in? And Cookie, her cocker spaniel?

 

[learner]

3 blind Mices

When the olympics kick off and you are obliged to abandon your false god will you be looking for another? or will you come back to the agnostic fold?

 

[Foolmewunz]

20120627.1300

@Foolmewunz, #546

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How about you, Foolmewunz? Would you recant your belief when the nuclear World War III happens on a Wednesday soon and the 2012 Olympic Games is not held?

I have already stated what I will do in case these do not happen.

In case you are not among the one-third who will survive, He can turn you into a newt as you requested.

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PeaceCrusader,

If the London Olympics are cancelled, I will eat Marmite.
If the London Olympics are cancelled because WWIII has broken out, I will eat Marmite and wash it down with a Coors Light.
If the London Olympics are cancelled because WWIII was started when China nuked Manila, I will eat Marmite, wash it down with a Coors Light and personally wash your feet in front of the Church of the Black Nazarene in Quiapo.

Or you pick my penance. I am so positive that Teh Holy Spirit is a figment of your fevered imagination that I should your prediction come true, I will do whatever you ask.

As a confirmed atheist (nee Jewish), I haven't a doubt that you are wrong, that your supposed spirit is self-delusion, and that not only will the Olympics go off on schedule, but that China will be so busy collecting a record number of gold medals that they won't have time to even rattle any sabers much less attack a defenseless neighbor.

How about you? Put your money where your faith is. If the predictions you are so positive about do not even come close to coming true (which they won't), will you gather your little flock together and tell them that everything you've been flogging (apparently for decades) is nonsense?

 

[aviolet4u]

wait what? China is supposed to nuke a country? This is a very specific prediction...where is the evidence?

Sorry I just came in to read the last post.

 

[Ravenwood]

According to current estimates, China has roughly 478 Nuclear missiles, 70 of which pose a credible threat to the United States of America. The United States Navy has 1,152 Submarine launched warheads alone (there are also our ICBMs & Bombers too...)...Guess what happens if China sends up the balloon? all of a sudden your imaginary 200,000,000 man army becomes glow in the dark cinders...and in an exchange of that magnitude, three days of canned SPAM is not gonna help you survive the global devastation that would cause...

 

[SezMe]

According to this site:

At the beginning of 2007 the U.S. nuclear arsenal was composed of eight types of nuclear warheads (in thirteen variant mods) that are operationally deployed, with an estiamted count of 5,736 active stockpile warheads......

......

The total number of warheads of all levels of readiness stands at 9,962 warheads.

A lot more than a few Chinese grunts are gonna glow in the dark if the fuse gets lit under even a small portion of that.

 

[Foolmewunz]

According to this site:


A lot more than a few Chinese grunts are gonna glow in the dark if the fuse gets lit under even a small portion of that.

No kidding. This is where the line from the M.A.D discussions in the 80s comes from. If you total the destructive power of the launchable warheads owned by Russia(former Soviet Union), China, USA, India, Pakistan, Israel, France and England it no longer becomes a question of what gets destroyed but more to the point, "How high do you want the rubble to bounce?"

Tom Lehrer interlude....

 

[Pixel42]

20120623.1410
What should you do in case World War III occurs on a Wednesday soon before the 2012 Olympic Games start? First and foremost, recant your being atheists. Can you do that? Believe that there is a true God.

There are so many gods that people in this world worship but there is only one true God. The rest are false gods. How can you know the difference? The true God can prophesy and they happen. The false gods cannot. It this fair enough? So if you will worship a god, be sure that He is the true God. Search for Him.

Since WWIII is a nuclear war, many things will be burned, especially in cities. As a consequence, the whole world will be enveloped by thick smoke which smells gas and is poisonous. So there is no place in this world where you can hide without being affected by this war.

Many people outside who will breathe the smoke will most likely die. So do not open the door to let even a relative in to your house. Let them die outside. Otherwise, you too will die because smoke will come in to your place as well. Shut off the windows and the doors. Tape places where smoke may come in. Do not look out of the window. You will not see anything because of thick smoke. Worst that fog or mist.

Pray fervently to the true God. Ask for His forgiveness.

Store food good for three days and three nights. Canned goods will do. You don’t have to heat them up.

This is all for now.

For the record, I'm prepared to state right now that if your prophecies come true I will accept that they were of divine origin and that therefore the God described in the Bible exists, so I will cease to be an atheist. I certainly wouldn't start praying to such an evil God though. Neither would I ask for forgiveness as I've done nothing that requires the forgiveness of any God, let alone one who's a homicidal maniac.

I also wouldn't block up all the places where smoke could enter my house for three days, because I wouldn't want to survive a nuclear war only to suffocate. I'm not sure I would want to survive a nuclear war given how dreadful the aftermath is likely to be, but I live in the country a long way from any likely nuclear target so I might. If I did, I would be happy to open my home to any friend or relative (or indeed stranger) seeking refuge.