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1712 OvertureHow'd you find that piece of genius ?
I'm a big fan of well done parody. Most stuff by PDQ Bach (not his real name) is.
1712 OvertureHow'd you find that piece of genius ?
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How?
Ignoring for a second that such an Army can't exist . . .
If they can't possibly, as has been pointed out, even get as far as the Philipines how in the name of Anubis are they going to reach, say, Brazil or Madagascar?
Ladies and gentlemen, place your bets.
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7) I have got it all wrong, god does not exist. odds 100000000/1
There's your problem.As Alex Chiu translated Lee’ 56th poem of Tui Bei Tu
They are going to wait until they're already at war to mobilise 197 million people? At least try to pretend you thought his nonsense through before you posted it.I believe that the soldiers will not be mobilized prior to China’s occupation of other countries.
And while all this is going on, the rest of the world will just sit back and wait to see what happens?Missiles will just be fired...
Ah yes, the Muslims, with their Muslim army and their total agreement amongst themselves over the smallest details.They may forge alliance with other groups, like the Muslims, to invade countries.
200 million soldiers and global technological supremacy not enough for you?What are the communists in other countries? Can they not become collaborators of the Chinese?
BMW 528i
Oh, come on now. You've got to give better than that, nobody's going to touch that one under 50 billion to one.
Alex Chiu is an idiot. Have him join and come support his nonsense here.
Further, I believe not in this nonsense, but people who do acknowledge several things that tell me that your ONLY source of information is Alex Chiu's ridiculous I-Ching site.
Do you really think someone wrote verses fourteen centuries ago specifying, in words, "Teh Communists"?
Further - wouldn't your Prophet be upset with you following this heathen nonsense. Or are you in one of the groups that's interpreting this to mean that China will discover "the one god". Since the hairy thunderer isn't actually mentioned and Christianity was not known in Asia at the purported time of the writings, maybe he's referring to the Flying Spaghetti Monster (better make that the Flying Lo Mein Monster, come to think of it).
20120617.1750
@Foolmewunz, #404
I do not know Alex Chiu. I just found his website on Chinese prophecy. So he compiled the prophecies of Lee, Chung-Feng and added his own translation to English. He seemed to have added in the 56th poem, “Millions of miles of deadly smoke, on top a mushroom and at bottom, a fountain. A sight out of people’s imagination. Big trouble not solved, but greater trouble arrives.” I did not see this in other translations. Maybe, we have to get the original prophecy and try to translate it to English with the help of some Chinese.
I am not a follower of Alex Chiu. I just thought that the prophecies of Lee that he compiled line up with the World War III that the Holy Spirit is saying and what Revelation 9:18 of the Holy Bible says, to wit: “By these three was the third part of men killed, by the fire, and by the smoke, and by the brimstone, which issued out of their mouths.” What are fire, smoke and brimstone? Do these not come from atomic bombs?
In the cartoon drawing of the 56th prophecy, the two men spew or issue out fire from the mouths. That may mean missiles being fired to the other. It will cause the death of a third part of men. Most of these men who will be killed are workers in the cities and military installations.
I'm Henry The Eighth I am.
I don't speak or read any Chinese languages, and other than Alex Chiu, there seems to be no easily accessible English translation of Lee's verses. However, I did find a translation of riddle 56, the one referenced by Peace Crusader.
"Flying but they are not birds,
submerged underwater but they are not fish,
A war is going on but there is no soldier,
what a game of creation."
Alex Chiu translates it as:
"Flyers are not birds, swimmers are not fish,
A war does not depend on soldiers. It's a game of technology.
Millions of miles of deadly smoke, on top a mushroom and at bottom a fountain.
A sight out of people's imagination. Big trouble not solved, but greater trouble arrives."
Wiki led me to a page where Lee's prophecy was written out (although I'm bearing in mind Foolmewunz's warning about the words being rewritten over the centuries) and google translate brings this:
"Fly to non-bird potential non-fish
War are not soldiers fortune game
Chung said:
Territorial seas thousands of miles to make clouds
On until the sky under and Springs
Golden Mother of the wood public work magic to get
Arms missed disaster groaning"
Which is considerably different from Alex Chiu's translation. Nothing about mushrooms or technology.
I'm not convinced by these prophecies or the Holy Spirit, to be honest.
And when found, ask some Chinese to translate it for us. [/FONT]
I do not know Alex Chiu. I just found his website on Chinese prophecy. So he compiled the prophecies of Lee, Chung-Feng and added his own translation to English. He seemed to have added in the 56th poem, “Millions of miles of deadly smoke, on top a mushroom and at bottom, a fountain. A sight out of people’s imagination. Big trouble not solved, but greater trouble arrives.” I did not see this in other translations. Maybe, we have to get the original prophecy and try to translate it to English with the help of some Chinese.
And also from a garden bonfire.I am not a follower of Alex Chiu. I just thought that the prophecies of Lee that he compiled line up with the World War III that the Holy Spirit is saying and what Revelation 9:18 of the Holy Bible says, to wit: “By these three was the third part of men killed, by the fire, and by the smoke, and by the brimstone, which issued out of their mouths.” What are fire, smoke and brimstone? Do these not come from atomic bombs?
Or, as Dafydd said, maybe they had a very hot curry.In the cartoon drawing of the 56th prophecy, the two men spew or issue out fire from the mouths. That may mean missiles being fired to the other. It will cause the death of a third part of men. Most of these men who will be killed are workers in the cities and military installations.
in the year 2525
Have you had any thoughts about the excuse you will use when the Olympics take place as planned? The highlighted part may mean that they had just had a very hot vindaloo. Or it might have been the effects of the trip that John was on when he wrote that crap.
20120617.1855
@dafydd, #447
Could you please state here what you will do if World War III erupts before the 2012 Olympic Games begins on 07-27?
28 Days Later
Proof that a voice talks to you is not proof that it's the holy spirit. Even in the unlikely event that the prophecy of the Olympics being cancelled and WWIII starts, it's not proof of divinity.
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You've got the big one on tape??
Have him register on you tube and he might get some traction.
20170617.1955
@Agatha, #406
It is not only to me that the Voice speaks to but also those present in the session may do so. Example is http://aristean.org/transcript032.htm which is a transcription of http://aristean.org/d06b-pah6.mp3 (audio) titled “The New Jerusalem”. You will hear the Holy Spirit (Ama), Anita Pasion, Anita Perez, Benigno Santos, and myself.
Who can prophecy with certainty? FYI, only the true God. Not just any god but the one true God.
I'm a big fan of well done parody. Most stuff by PDQ Bach (not his real name) is.
20120617.1855
@dafydd, #447
Could you please state here what you will do if World War III erupts before the 2012 Olympic Games begins on 07-27? Will you accept the prophecy of the Holy Spirit? I hope you are one of the one-third who will survive.
Remember, it will happen on a Wednesday, between ten and 21 days from now. It may be Wednesday in China and the Philippines but only Tuesday in the US. Or it may be Wednesday in the US but already Thursday in China and the Philippines.