Happy Rapture Day Everyone!

Attention to all: as I have already ruptured and my mitochondria are with our Holy Father, the most high YVHA-1, I will not be able to reply to any messages left in any form. Have a nice day of hell on Earth before you go to hell in Hell.
 
epix said:
The real hoopla is set to the following day, May 22, 2011, when millions of Christians will commit suicide out of profound dissapointment, their faith in God's omniscience and possibly even existence shaken beyond recovery. I wonder about the $ amount Camping received from the atheists.
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I like it. A desperate attempt to find an anti atheist angle in all this.

Atheists don't want Christians to kill themselves. They want Christians to come to their senses.

And I am afraid you will just have to find a way to deal with the fact that the money Camping received was from Christians.
 
Mysteriously, none of our New Zealand friends are online at the moment! It can only mean one thing..
 
Just half an hour to go...






A bloke in a tractor just warned me of the impending apocalypse.

Think he said his name was Farmer Geddon.
 
Rapture time plus 30 minutes here in Sweden now. No earth quakes as far as I can tell, and people still seem to be grounded on earth. Darn! I was so looking forward to this.

And mr. Camping was so sure it wold happen.
Harold Camping said:
What if May 21 ends and nothing occurs?
The Biblical evidence is too overwhelming and specific to be wrong. Christ's people can look with great confidence to this date because God promises His "beloved" He will not come upon them as a thief in the night.
God in His mercy has revealed the vital information needed to know the day. Judgment Day on May 21, 2011 will occur because the bible declares it. Anyone whom God has not saved will arrive at that day with no hope for salvation. God warns simply the "door will be shut."
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Well, there we have it.

Looks like it was all a crock of......


...what's that rumbling?

Wha..what's happening?

AAAARGGH!! IT HURTS SO MUCH!! I REPENT, I REPENT!!!
 
These buggers just came cantering up the road:


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