Happy Rapture Day Everyone!

Ohnoes said:
Well at least now we know what Island will be "ascending" and which one won't Mr. Cockypants! ;)
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LOL it ascended years ago when the British decided to let off some atomic bombs -Our Christmas Island on the other hand is full of umm errr crabs, yeah crabs, billions of the annoying tyre shredding bastards
 
3 hours to go till I see
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Wait there is something happening....................................

Sorry false alarm, just last nights curry giving me what for
 
It's now 6pm in the Chatham Islands... Happy New Year!!!

Oops, sorry, I meant happy Rapture.
 
I'm sure Mr. Camping ate his dinner and went to bed about 5pm, let's not bother him until morning. It's going to be a tough day for him after all...
 
My PC crashed just as I was about to respond to this thread. Surely that means something....

Officially 6:00PM in mainland Hew Zealand and nothing exciting seems to have happened. Maybe the Maya were right all along, and it is all going to happen next year.

Or not...

Norm
 
Come in, New Zealand! New Zealand! Hello! Hello! Anyone out there?


Next to go - Marshall Islands in about 15 minutes. Japan and Korea should be rapturing in a couple of hours and I've got three to go.

I love the idea of leaving shoes and clothing on curbsides to piss off the holier than holies. Imagine them in the church all night twitching and swaying and praying only to come out and find that they're the only folks on the block who HAVEN'T been called home.
 
Foolmewunz said:
Come in, New Zealand! New Zealand! Hello! Hello! Anyone out there?


Next to go - Marshall Islands in about 15 minutes. Japan and Korea should be rapturing in a couple of hours and I've got three to go.

I love the idea of leaving shoes and clothing on curbsides to piss off the holier than holies. Imagine them in the church all night twitching and swaying and praying only to come out and find that they're the only folks on the block who HAVEN'T been called home.
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Oh, and just to hedge my bets as a confirmed atheist. God, your boy's bestest bestest believer is one Fred Phelps. If anyone deserves to be taken, it's Fred. Others here will offer testimony to that effect, I'm sure. (And Palin, .. S-a-r-a-h P-a-l-i-n, I'm sure she's in the book.)
 
Just read a report on Yahoo News that the preacher who made the Rapture prediction has racked in $72,000,000.00 from it. So, it is a very happy Rapture day for him. :cool:
 
Listening to WYFR on shortwave at the moment (5.945MHz - direct from Okeechobee).

Currently slagging off Obama for not being a true Christian. And slipping in the odd rapture reference.

Of course, it's only 08:19 BST here...

ETA: Oops - the frequency is being used by some other US Christian station - I swear, you can't tune through the bands without picking up some rabid American spouting bible verses at you!
 
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