Lindsay Lohan: Wanted Fugitive

Dragonrock said:
Of course she hasn't. She has no concept of right and wrong. She's been indulged her whole life so she feels persecuted when anyone tells her "no".
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Sounds like most celebs. Remember Paris Hilton's little tantrum when they hauled her sorry ass off to jail for a DUI?

So Lindsay did two weeks. Why? This is not her first bust. This spoiled, whiny child got next to nothing. If anyone else had been sent up for 90 days, they'd have done the whole stretch, or at least a greater percentage of it. If anything, she ought to be closing her frigging mouth, because the next time she's nailed (and, yes, there will be a "next time"), I can't imagine any judge being any more lenient.

Oh, and whoever her attorney is when that happens needs to bring along some nail polish remover.
 
I was thinking, Drew Barrymore screwed her life up pretty good post-ET. But, she managed to clean herself up which is impressive since her game was heroine.

LiLo could do it, and for her sake I wish she would. But, like Paris, I suspect that between trips to rehab she'll be doing reality TV as a way to eek out a few more seconds of screen time.


Edited because heroine wasn't what she used.
 
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Roadtoad said:
If anyone else had been sent up for 90 days, they'd have done the whole stretch, or at least a greater percentage of it.
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Well, not exactly...

Even though she is a whiny celebrity who gets special treatment, there's no way someone would spend a whole 90 days in jail nowadays for a non-violent offense. Not with inmates sleeping in gyms and kitchens. There are probably some nasty criminals that would have been better off in the secluded solitary confinement where Lohan hung out. She was really just taking up valuable space there for a somewhat petty crime.

Maybe they should have the rich celebrity types pay the state what it would cost to house them for the full sentence, regardless of how long they stay....
 
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MikeSun5 said:
Well, not exactly...

Even though she is a whiny celebrity who gets special treatment, there's no way someone would spend a whole 90 days in jail nowadays for a non-violent offense. Not with inmates sleeping in gyms and kitchens. There are probably some nasty criminals that would have been better off in the secluded solitary confinement where Lohan hung out. She was really just taking up valuable space there for a somewhat petty crime.

Maybe they should have the rich celebrity types pay the state what it would cost to house them for the full sentence, regardless of how long they stay....
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Bleah. Seems tantamount to buying your way out of punishment.

I'm in favor of community service requirements. Make these privileged stars put on a chartreuse vest and pick up some trash or something.
 
gnome said:
Bleah. Seems tantamount to buying your way out of punishment.
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Guess you're right... There should be a way to make the celebrities at least "feel" like they're in trouble.

I'm in favor of community service requirements. Make these privileged stars put on a chartreuse vest and pick up some trash or something.
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:D That's a cool idea... but probably still wouldn't work because of the "celebrity" status. Being a celebrity is just too much for the public to handle. Imagine Lindsay Lohan stabbing cigarette packs on the side of the highway... now imagine the traffic jam caused by paparazzi and autograph/picture seekers. Ugh.

I remember reading about when Steven Seagal did that "Lawman" TV show, he mentioned that almost all of the people he busted asked for an autograph while being locked up. :)
 
MikeSun5 said:
There are probably some nasty criminals that would have been better off in the secluded solitary confinement where Lohan hung out. She was really just taking up valuable space there for a somewhat petty crime.
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Since Los Angeles County had funds to chauffer LiLo to UCLA with a police escort, they must still have funds to house "nasty criminals in solitary." And as far qualifying as a "nasty criminal," the women was involved in a high speed car chase in which she carjacked the SUV of a guy she met that night, took two passengers hostage and ran over another guy’s foot.
 
MikeSun5 said:
:D That's a cool idea... but probably still wouldn't work because of the "celebrity" status. Being a celebrity is just too much for the public to handle. Imagine Lindsay Lohan stabbing cigarette packs on the side of the highway... now imagine the traffic jam caused by paparazzi and autograph/picture seekers. Ugh.
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It would be worth the trouble. It could be managed. Get some extra security involved and make the celebrity pay for it.
 
MikeSun5 said:
I remember reading about when Steven Seagal did that "Lawman" TV show, he mentioned that almost all of the people he busted asked for an autograph while being locked up. :)
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It is very possible that it happened that way, but if Steven "I work for the CIA" Seagal told me that water was wet, I'd look for citation before I believed it.
 
gnome said:
Bleah. Seems tantamount to buying your way out of punishment.

I'm in favor of community service requirements. Make these privileged stars put on a chartreuse vest and pick up some trash or something.
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Not all community service involves being in the public eye. Having her come in to the local animal shelter after hours and clean cages sounds reasonable to me.
 
Ladewig said:
Not all community service involves being in the public eye. Having her come in to the local animal shelter after hours and clean cages sounds reasonable to me.
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Having done something similar as a high school job I can say that it would be a real punishment for a pampered princess to have to pick up poop. Especially since most dogs in shelters get diarrhea from the stress of all those dogs in close proximity.
 
Cicero said:
Since Los Angeles County had funds to chauffer LiLo to UCLA with a police escort, they must still have funds to house "nasty criminals in solitary."
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The issue wasn't really "funds" but space in jails.

And as far qualifying as a "nasty criminal," the women was involved in a high speed car chase in which she carjacked the SUV of a guy she met that night, took two passengers hostage and ran over another guy’s foot.
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:D ..and the prosecution rests.
So you're saying Lindsay Lohan served a fraction of her 90-day sentence for committing grand theft auto, two counts of kidnapping, police evasion, and attempted murder with a motor vehicle? Really? I guess I missed that on TMZ. Well you convinced me. Lindsay is a nasty, nasty criminal, what with the hostage taking and all. What the hell is she doing out???
 
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Lindsay may be a nasty criminal and drug addict, but the judge also thinks she's nuttier as a can of Planters roasted special. Hence said Actresses' sojourn to the UCLA Medical Center Nut House.
 
Accidental Martyr said:
Lohan moving to New York:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100813/ap_on_en_mo/us_people_dina_lohan
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Matt Lauer vies for the Larry King award for most ineffectual interviewer.

Lauer: "She should up in her hearing in court not long ago..."

Lohan: "Are you going to talk about nail polish?"

Lauer: "As a mom, that's a choice."

Lohan: "No, actually, that wasn't a choice. We thought, when she was going to court that day, we thought she was going to be let off and everything was over. We were blindsided. Now that's not the judge on the case anymore. She went overboard."

Lauer had no problem with this response.
 
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