Lindsay Lohan: Wanted Fugitive

Lohan has entered a Rehab House a few days before she has to turn herself in to serve her jail time.
If she thinks this is going to get her out of doing her time, she has another thing coming.
As Bart Simpson would say,"Way Too Obvious, Dude, Way Too Obvious".
Robert Shaprio. of OJ Simpson fame, has agreed to speak to the judge about Lindsay in hopes of getting either rehab substituted for jail or minimum jail time. Probably motivated by Shapiro 's involment with drug issues since the death of his son from drugs. What is interesting is that he is not formally appealling the case..he is a very smart lawyer and knows the chances of getting the sentence overthrown are so low as to be nil.
 
I saw an article saying that extra slices of meatloaf have been offered up as a reward to the first inmate that makes Lindsay cry.

Probably not true, but hilarious anyway.
 
Well, Lilo is in the clink.
Shaprio walked away from her yesterday. Lohan must truly be the Client from Hell.
 
Genuinely sad. This kid had so much talent, and she's squandering it all.

And Mom goes out and parties with her. Such a great family!
 
I read something about due to overcrowding, she'll probably only be in there like 2 weeks or so.

That's fine. My imagination only needs a second.
 
LiLo will sit put because she is at risk of harm from other inmates.
 
Nosi said:
LiLo will sit put because she is at risk of harm from other inmates.
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I'm at risk of harm from her movies, yet they are allowed to wander free across TV and dvd's.

Yet again it's one rule for human beings, and another for media.

Curse you Barack Hussein Obama, curse you :(
 
Roadtoad said:
Genuinely sad. This kid had so much talent, and she's squandering it all.

And Mom goes out and parties with her. Such a great family!
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I don't really see this. As a child actor, her acting skills seemed a dime-a-dozen to me. She was no Dakota Fanning or Anna Paquin, for example. The only thing I liked her in was Mean Girls, but I think most of that is due more to Tina Fey's writing than Lindsey Lohan's acting.
 
Undesired Walrus said:
So what's a Californian Jail like these days? Are you expected to do tasks or just sit around?
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Depends on what you are in for,and the policy of the county you are in. Lilo is segregated from the general population, and is just sitting around.
Most people are expected to work, often in public service jobs. In Sacramento counties, you often see Jail Inmates cleaning up trash from city parks, etc. Don't know what LA Counties policy in.
And County jail is only for minor offenses. You go to state prison for felonies and other serious offenses, and that is a LOT stricter.
 
Don't worry, she'll be back in again soon. She needs to have plenty of things to put in her autobiography and eventual biographical movie on Lifetime.
 
She finally made it into college. The UCLA medical center rehab for the congenitally inane.
 
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