Lindsay Lohan: Wanted Fugitive

I take the moving to mean she is giving up on her Hollywood career?
It makes sense, who would hire someone who could only reliably appear in prison movies.
 
My theory is that she's moving to N.Y. to begin work on "Lindsay Lohan: The Musical."

You know that people would pay money for that.
 
What the **** is wrong with the bitch? Does she not have $2500 because she spent all her money on coke (that would actually be quite a feat)? Or maybe shoplifting is just a cheap thrill for her that coke can no longer give.
 
Her lawyer needs to institute a volume discount so she can afford these things.

Then again, it could have been an honest mistake. [Covering all bases here.]
 
Wow, Lohan has really outdid herself this time. Celebs being busted for drugs and drunk driving are a dime a dozen nowdays but a Celeb being busted for Grand Theft Larceny ....now that you don't see very often.
 
dudalb said:
Wow, Lohan has really outdid herself this time. Celebs being busted for drugs and drunk driving are a dime a dozen nowdays but a Celeb being busted for Grand Theft Larceny ....now that you don't see very often.
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It is kind of strange.

It was rumoured that queen Ingrid developed kleptomania in her later years, and that the court solved the problem by having her followed by a lackey with a chequebook. :D

(It is also rumoured that armoured units have officers with chequebooks following them on exercises across private property.)
 
dtugg said:
What the **** is wrong with the bitch? Does she not have $2500 because she spent all her money on coke (that would actually be quite a feat)? Or maybe shoplifting is just a cheap thrill for her that coke can no longer give.
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Narcissistic Personality Disorder appears to cover (according to this armchair shrink) most of her behaviors.
 
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