Lindsay Lohan: Wanted Fugitive

LOhan's "My Human Rights are being violated" reminds me of nothing so much as ""help! Help! I am being oppressed" from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
It takes an incredible amount of narcissism and stupidity to think this is going to win her support.
 
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dtugg said:
Laws vary widely by state. But generally, if they think you are a flight risk, you will go straight to jail. Linsday Lohan is a stupid crack head whore, but I don't think she is stupid enough to flee to Mexico over this sentence.
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She was stupid enough to show up in court with **** u painted on her fingernail, so at this point it's hard for me to imagine that there's anything she's not stupid enough to do.
 
CORed said:
She was stupid enough to show up in court with **** u painted on her fingernail, so at this point it's hard for me to imagine that there's anything she's not stupid enough to do.
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It takes some obsession to photograph people's finger-nails. The press are seriously weird.

Lindsay needs her legs slapped and told to grow up though.
 
LL lacks the perspective to even understand how stupid what she said was. It would seem that everything she ever did got so much attention that she thinks her minor inconvenience is equal to the death of someone who committed no crime.

My prediction for her future is that she will get a few very minor roles in some very bad movies each one involving progressively more and more nudity. This will get her the attention she craves but only if she goes a little further each time. Then the crossroads will come, either she get out of movies, or she goes into full fledged porn. Since I doubt she'll go the porn route, she'll quit making movies and orchestrate some elaborate suicide attempt which will only garner her a mention on a few entertainment news shows. A few months later she'll be found actually dead from a drug overdose.

The only way for her to avoid this fate is if she does her time, then goes the **** away for a while only to return when she's been clean for a few years.
 
Dragonrock said:
LL lacks the perspective to even understand how stupid what she said was. It would seem that everything she ever did got so much attention that she thinks her minor inconvenience is equal to the death of someone who committed no crime.

My prediction for her future is that she will get a few very minor roles in some very bad movies each one involving progressively more and more nudity. This will get her the attention she craves but only if she goes a little further each time. Then the crossroads will come, either she get out of movies, or she goes into full fledged porn. Since I doubt she'll go the porn route, she'll quit making movies and orchestrate some elaborate suicide attempt which will only garner her a mention on a few entertainment news shows. A few months later she'll be found actually dead from a drug overdose.

The only way for her to avoid this fate is if she does her time, then goes the **** away for a while only to return when she's been clean for a few years.
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WHich is what Downey, Jr did. If Lohan has the smarts and will power to do that remains to be seen.
 
Nogbad said:
It takes some obsession to photograph people's finger-nails. The press are seriously weird.

Lindsay needs her legs slapped and told to grow up though.
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I am betting that somebody in the court room noticied the FU fingernail, informed a reporter and they used zoom in angles.
 
Dragonrock said:
LL lacks the perspective to even understand how stupid what she said was. It would seem that everything she ever did got so much attention that she thinks her minor inconvenience is equal to the death of someone who committed no crime.

My prediction for her future is that she will get a few very minor roles in some very bad movies each one involving progressively more and more nudity. This will get her the attention she craves but only if she goes a little further each time. Then the crossroads will come, either she get out of movies, or she goes into full fledged porn. Since I doubt she'll go the porn route, she'll quit making movies and orchestrate some elaborate suicide attempt which will only garner her a mention on a few entertainment news shows. A few months later she'll be found actually dead from a drug overdose.

The only way for her to avoid this fate is if she does her time, then goes the **** away for a while only to return when she's been clean for a few years.
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You forgot reality TV. There appears to be an infinite supply of down-and-out "celebs" willing to degrade themselves on camera for a shred of attention, and an eternal audience eager to watch them do it. I can see it now: "The LiLoSho."
 
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Stellafane said:
You forgot reality TV. There appears to be an infinite supply of down-and-out "celebs" willing to degrade themselves on camera for a shred of attention, and an eternal audience eager to watch them do it. I can see it now: "The LiLoSho."
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BIngo.You got it.
And of course a low,low budget WIP (Women In Prison) movie is inevitable.
 
Bob Blaylock said:
This will soon make two of the Three Bimbos of the Apocalypse to have gone to jail.
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Travis said:
Who's the third?
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The Three Bimbos of the Apocalypse are…
  • Parisite Hilton
  • Lindsey Lohan
  • Brittney Spears
As far as I know, Ms. Spears has not yet been sentenced to prison. My wife has pointed out to me, however, that she was committed briefly to a mental hospital about a year or so ago.
 
Darth Rotor said:
Yeah. That's one you don't hear bragged about too often ...
Hypothetical moment as people brag about their families at a platoon BS session.

Lovelace: *My mom swallowed about a mile of _____ on film.*

I don't see it.


Yah yah, I know, I don't see it because she ate the whole thing ...

DR
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Hehe I actually can invision this conversation taking place in the infantry of any given(NATO) countrys army..or dear I say it...Marine corps:P?



meanwhile at the superbestfriends..erm i mean back on track......:
 
Bob Blaylock said:
The Three Bimbos of the Apocalypse are…
  • Parisite Hilton
  • Lindsey Lohan
  • Brittney Spears
As far as I know, Ms. Spears has not yet been sentenced to prison. My wife has pointed out to me, however, that she was committed briefly to a mental hospital about a year or so ago.
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I figured it was either Brittney or someone like Megan Fox.
 
Puppycow said:
Overcrowded prisons. What are you gonna do? Release the potheads instead? :eek: Build more prisons and hire more prison guards when the states are already broke?
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Yeah ,I honestly support releasing all the potheads early before a walking talking fish course with an attitude..
 
Bob Blaylock said:
The Three Bimbos of the Apocalypse are…
  • Parisite Hilton
  • Lindsey Lohan
  • Brittney Spears
As far as I know, Ms. Spears has not yet been sentenced to prison. My wife has pointed out to me, however, that she was committed briefly to a mental hospital about a year or so ago.
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Spears is on some very serious psychiatric medications. She is genuinely mentally ill so she gets some sympathy from me. The other two, I don't know about but there's been nothing published (to my knowledge) of LiLo or Hilton being on anything but antidepressants and pain medications.
 
According to a number of stories ,Lilo is on a "Cocktail" of prescription drugs inclusing a pretty strong painkiller.. Shades of Michael Jackson .
Bitter fact is, in Hollywood if you are a celeb, you can find a doctor who will pretty much perscribe anything you want....for the right fee. And the fight combination of presecription drugs will get you high. It has been a scandal for some time. There was a lot of talk about a crackdown on this after Michael Jackson;s death, but nothing happened.
 
dudalb said:
According to a number of stories ,Lilo is on a "Cocktail" of prescription drugs inclusing a pretty strong painkiller.. Shades of Michael Jackson .
Bitter fact is, in Hollywood if you are a celeb, you can find a doctor who will pretty much perscribe anything you want....for the right fee. And the fight combination of presecription drugs will get you high. It has been a scandal for some time. There was a lot of talk about a crackdown on this after Michael Jackson;s death, but nothing happened.
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"There was a lot of talk about a crackdown on this after Michael Jackson;s Anna Nicole Smith's death, but nothing happened."

Sad, isn't it? I wonder how many times we can do that, just changing the name.

Smith is an outstanding example. She had more drugs in her when she died than some pharmacies, all written scripts. The two "doctors" who wrote them haven't been tried yet. Maybe next month.
 
Ladewig said:
I'll believe it when I see it. Let's talk after she actually serves time.
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AD 2010; Law was beginning

Lindsay Lohan: What happen?

Lawyer: Somebody set us up an arrest.

bailiff: We get verdict

Lindsay Lohan: What!

Bailiff: main judge come in.

Lindsay Lohan: It's you!

Judge: How are you everybody!

Judge: All your beer are belong to us. You are on the way to Prison!

Lindsay Lohan: What you Say!

Judge: You have no chance to survive serve your time, ha ha ha ha.
 
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