USA to collapse by December, 2010

[Horatius]

Can they be presidents if they also have a Kenyan one?

Only if we first form the country of Kenyanada, then merge with Meximerica.

 

[Nosi]

Only if we first form the country of Kenyanada, then merge with Meximerica.

KenyanadaMexi.

 

[Thunder]

RT predicted that the USA would break up into 5 parts, with the Northeast joining the EU.

I am very...very dissapointed this has not happened yet. Free health-care for all!! Pensions for all!!! Cradle-to-grave welfare state!!

 

[Horatius]

KenyanadaMexi.

Canmeximericya. That way we stay closest to the top of the alphabetical drop-down lists when filling in webforms.

 

[timhau]

RT predicted that the USA would break up into 5 parts, with the Northeast joining the EU.

Wasn't this what they predicted in the spring of 2009, when the markets were in full-fledged panic? It was supposed to happen within a year.

I'll say this much: if RT was batting even .250 with its predictions, the world would be an interesting place (interesting in the sense of the old Chinese curse 'may you live in interesting times').

 

[CptColumbo]

Should I still do my holiday shopping or just tell people there is no point?

 

[LightinDarkness]

Should I still do my holiday shopping or just tell people there is no point?

I think the best thing to do is to get them gifts that are practical for the collapse of society of course. After all, who needs that iPhone when the NWO will be controlling all the cellular networks anyways? I recommend the following:

- Nuclear Bunkers (if you are a big spender)
- Gold bars (I'm told they would be useless in the end of civilization, but Alex Jones told me people who believe that are NWO shills)
- Canned spam

They might think your a paranoid nut job when they unwrap these items, but they'll be thanking you when The End comes. Of course, if we are wrong and the end doesn't occur, have no fear - conspiracy doom mongering ensures that every month of the year we can all be terrified about the end of the world.

 

[Hans]

Walmart raises the price on Uncle Ben's converted rice - the USA will now collapse!!!

 

[Horatius]

- Canned spam

I might regret asking this, but: Is there some other kind of spam out there?

 

[Ladewig]

I might regret asking this, but: Is there some other kind of spam out there?

"Increase your penis size"
"Viagra at discount prices"
"Photos of hot girls that want you"

Stocking up on this kind of spam will not help in a post-apocalyptic world.

 

[Horatius]

I knew I'd regret that.

 

[timhau]

"Increase your penis size"
"Viagra at discount prices"
"Photos of hot girls that want you"

Stocking up on this kind of spam will not help in a post-apocalyptic world.

Well, you never know. Maybe the post-apocalyptic world is one where the role of penises resembles that of the peacock's tail.

Even in that scenario, gold comes in handy because you can then buy the stuff that makes it bigger and pay tattoo artists to put colorful patterns on it.

 

[Sledge]

Viagra would probably be more useful than gold post-apocalypse.

 

[PB2007]

Viagra would probably be more useful than gold post-apocalypse.

In that case I have some "contacts" who are offering it cheap. Their spelling is crap but i'm sure it's the right stuff...

 

[LightinDarkness]

Celente recently appeared on everyone's favorite "The End of America is Nigh" doom mongering TV program, Russia Today! And, he, of course, has decided that the system is on the verge of collapse - to no ones surprise. Its the same song and dance he's been singing for the past 10 years, but Russia Today eats it up. Since he first got into the media spotlight in 2008, we've been 6 months away from food riots, martial law, and the collapse of America:

According to the US Labor Department, jobless claims rose by 12,000 to an adjusted total of 472,000.

What does this mean for the overall US and global economies – are they headed for a more European system?

“No,” said Gerald Celente, the director of the Trends Research Institute.

He continued, “That’s breaking down as well. Now they’re imposing austerity measures. The entire system is collapsing. We’ve been saying this since the crash began in 2008. They’re only trying to pump it up with stimulus money and it’s not working. So, were going to see more unemployment. There is no way they can keep the system afloat by just dumping more money into it.”

Now we must not let little things like the facts get in the way here...
- Like the fact that there are no austerity measures going on here.
- Or the fact that any short-term economic stimulus from the economic recovery bills is long gone and has been for some time.

Oh silly me, there I go letting facts get in the way of good old fashioned fear mongering! Quick, forget everything I just said. Run around in circles screaming hysterically yelling "PANIC! THE END IS NIGH!" Begin searching for panic sex partners!

Relevant woo thread featuring all this with the woo's cheering/hoping/praying for the collapse of the USA:
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message1104565/pg1

 

[timhau]

Viagra would probably be more useful than gold post-apocalypse.

Even in the post-apocalyptic world, chicks dig gold. If you have Viagra, you're just a dirty old man. If you have Viagra and gold, you're a dirty old man with a chance.

 

[jaydeehess]

If the USA Corporation collapses, does that mean the Canadian Corporation will come in and buy us up at pennies on the dollar?

You beat me to it. I was going to ask When you guys all die can we have your stuff?"

Well, we'll buy up Florida, Nevada and Southern California, at least. You can keep Minnesota!

No, Minnesota would make a great National Park as would parts of Wisconsin.

I would recommend toilet paper and ammo. The value of toilet paper in a post-apocalyptic society will increase significantly faster than the value of gold..

Nope, polysporin, aspirin, medicinal alcohol, assorted seeds, dried peas, beans, corn and pasta. Factory pasta would be worth 50 times more than it costs now and will last for years if kept dry. Salt would also be valuable again.

,,,and all those plastic margerine containers, priceless.(the container, not the margerine)

 

[jaydeehess]

Well before we take over, I only have one thing to ask you yankees...

Do you prefer "Canmerico" or "Canmexica"...lol

TAM

So will the folks with U.S. birth certificates be illegal aliens in Mexicanada?

ok, ok, ok, "The United States of Mexcanadaian North America".
USMNA

 

[jaydeehess]

Even in the post-apocalyptic world, chicks dig gold. If you have Viagra, you're just a dirty old man. If you have Viagra and gold, you're a dirty old man with a chance.

Just be careful. Doxycycline is also a blue pill but it'll make your stomach sour and chicks don't dig guys who burp a lot. OTOH you may want it in case one of those chicks wasn't 'clean', though TAM could comment on whether its an appropriate antibiotic for such complaints.

 

[Sledge]

Even in the post-apocalyptic world, chicks dig gold. If you have Viagra, you're just a dirty old man. If you have Viagra and gold, you're a dirty old man with a chance.

So what we need to be selling is some rockin' bling with hidden viagra containers.