USA to collapse by December, 2010

[jaydeehess]

THE END IS NIGH!" Begin searching for panic sex partners!

Why does this become neccessary when I am 54 years old and not 30 years ago?

How about I look for one panic sex partner who is not all that panicky and willing to panic no more than 3 times a week? Would that be ok?

Besides I will probably be willing to settle for partners that you young'uns would pass up anyway.

Oh, and how do I get my wife to agree to this?

 

[Horatius]

ok, ok, ok, "The United States of Mexcanadaian North America".
USMNA

The "Mexicanadaian North American Municipalities National Alliance", or the MNA-MNA. We already have the National Anthem:

 

[rdaneel]

The "Mexicanadaian North American Municipalities National Alliance", or the MNA-MNA. We already have the National Anthem:

Nominated.

 

[eriqk]

Well, you never know. Maybe the post-apocalyptic world is one where the role of penises resembles that of the peacock's tail.

Then again, maybe the penis will be considered evil.
/obscure movie reference

 

[Nosi]

I might regret asking this, but: Is there some other kind of spam out there?

-Canned Turkey Spam.

 

[Horatius]

-Canned Turkey Spam.

But the "canned" part is still redundant! Do they sell shrink-wrapped spam?



don'tgoogleitdon'tgoogleitdon'tgoogleit....Whew!

 

[CptColumbo]

Either way I'm stocking up on toilet paper. It's on sale at the Bullseye Boutique (Target).

 

[tsig]

Well, you never know. Maybe the post-apocalyptic world is one where the role of penises resembles that of the peacock's tail.

It's been done:


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Codpiece

 

[tsig]

Why does this become neccessary when I am 54 years old and not 30 years ago?

How about I look for one panic sex partner who is not all that panicky and willing to panic no more than 3 times a week? Would that be ok?

Besides I will probably be willing to settle for partners that you young'uns would pass up anyway.

Oh, and how do I get my wife to agree to this?

Become a prophet of god. God always wants his prophets to have multiple partners. Joe Smith Jr., Mohamed et al

 

[Rogue1stclass]

Then again, maybe the penis will be considered evil.
/obscure movie reference

Well, as long as the gun is good...

 

[Evilgiraffe]

But the "canned" part is still redundant! Do they sell shrink-wrapped spam?



don'tgoogleitdon'tgoogleitdon'tgoogleit....Whew!

Uh-hum.... May I present Spam sans can.

 

[Horatius]

Uh-hum.... May I present Spam sans can.

At this point, I must announce my support for the collapse of the USA.

 

[Arisia]

At this point, I must announce my support for the collapse of the USA.

I don't think all of the US should collapse for this... we don't get SPAM with Bacon, SPAM Hot Dogs or SPAM Spread here in New England, for instance, just the basic versions. No collective punishment for Hormel's unsavory attempts to take more grocery store shelf space in the MidWest, please!

 

[Horatius]

I don't think all of the US should collapse for this... we don't get SPAM with Bacon, SPAM Hot Dogs or SPAM Spread here in New England, for instance, just the basic versions. No collective punishment for Hormel's unsavory attempts to take more grocery store shelf space in the MidWest, please!

Sorry, I'm an "All-Or-Nothing" sort of guy.

 

[Ladewig]

At this point, I must announce my support for the collapse of the USA.

The link included a recipe for Tex-Mex SPAM lasagna. I must second your position.

 

[grmcdorman]

Tex-Mex SPAM lasagna?!!!

And the number three is ... SPAM Thai-Style Fried Rice



Words fail me...

I vote we take off and nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

 

[Arisia]

...

I vote we take off and nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

The only things that will survive are the roaches... and the bombs will crack open the cans of SPAM, so the roaches won't starve to death, either.

 

[rdaneel]

The only things that will survive are the roaches... and the bombs will crack open the cans of SPAM, so the roaches won't starve to death, either.

And their descendants will evolve, develop space travel, and chase down Humanity just to get revenge for that.

 

[Travis]

Well, as long as the gun is good...

...and you have Sean Connery in outfits that defy imagination..

 

[Hans]

I don't think all of the US should collapse for this... we don't get SPAM with Bacon, SPAM Hot Dogs or SPAM Spread here in New England, for instance, just the basic versions. No collective punishment for Hormel's unsavory attempts to take more grocery store shelf space in the MidWest, please!

In Hawaii SPAM holds a place of honor. A fired slice of SPAM in Saimin is standard as is it also for the traditional (modern) Hawaiian Breakfast.