jaydeehess
Penultimate Amazing
The only things that will survive are the roaches... and the bombs will crack open the cans of SPAM, so the roaches won't starve to death, either.
nuh-uh, Spam is 75% fat and will burn to a cinder.
In Hawaii SPAM holds a place of honor. A fired slice of SPAM in Saimin is standard as is it also for the traditional (modern) Hawaiian Breakfast.
Until I saw that you added(modern) I had this vision of Polynesian villages greeting Cook with cans of Spam.