According to the Citzen Investigation Team, the Government or whomever wanted to fool the world into thinking American Airlines Flight 77 crashed into the Pentagon, along a certain heading that took it through several light poles and low over the freeway just prior to impact.
To do this, They executed the following:
- They flew an aircraft over the Pentagon
- The aircraft traveled along a different heading entirely, on the opposite side of a visible landmark (viz. the Citgo station)
- The aircraft passed nowhere near the light poles in question
- The light poles were sabotaged anyway, in some completely different fashion than aircraft impact
- One light pole was staged to penetrate the windshield of a car, in traffic, again despite the actual aircraft not passing anywhere near overhead
- A large amount of explosives was detonated as the aircraft passed by
- The aircraft then flew away over the Pentagon, where it was allegedly sighted by at least one individual
- The explosion or whatever demolition carried out at the Pentagon left a hole far too small to have been caused by AA 77
- A readable flight data recorder (FDR) was planted (along with an insufficient amount of aircraft debris) that allegedly conflicts with both Their false story and the track of the actual aircraft
And, finally,
- The aircraft in question was deliberately painted so as to not even resemble an American Airlines jetliner.
I am reasonably certain that the above is the stupidest hypothesis ever conceived for any purpose, including parody, intentional humor, or even stress tests of human perception in psychological experiments.