smartcooky
Penultimate Amazing
Bad enough, but not as bad as letting a postmodernist design a plane!It's what you get when you let your accountants design a plane.
Bad enough, but not as bad as letting a postmodernist design a plane!It's what you get when you let your accountants design a plane.
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
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"I can go ramp, I can go stairs" -- Trump's audience in Texas gives him an extremely tepid round of applause as he brags about being able to go up stairs without falling
Sure thing Gramps. Now, go find Natalie.
You think he might have meant “Vogon”? If so, and if true, I hope Talarico will at least have mercy on us and spare us any poetry!
His guts are poeticYou think he might have meant “Vogon”? If so, and if true, I hope Talarico will at least have mercy on us and spare us any poetry!
His guts are poetic
Vogon poetryYou misspelled 'pathetic'.
the reason why the 737 Max is so strained is because its software has to fight with the flight dynamics of the plane nonstop, but especially during landing&takeoff.
If that's a garbage truck, he's in the wrong end.
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Congratulations to the GREAT Boeing Company for producing a plane, the 737 Max, that was able to withstand G Forces and Strain far beyond what it was designed and expected to do.
It was an amazing show of precise and powerful structural planning and design. It is about time that The Boeing Company, which builds, by far, the finest commercial airliners in the sky, was given credit for this airplane's incredible "genius!"
To Kelly Ortberg, and all of his officers and associates at Boeing, congratulations on a job well done!!!
President DONALD J. TRUMP
Isn't the 737 Max the one that keeps getting grounded for failing to stay in the air?
Yes, the US President wants us to honor that aircraft's incredible "genius", presumably because its IQ is even higher than his. Some examples of that genius:It wasn't so much that, it was that they added an automated system so they wouldn't have to (expensively) re-certify and add pilot retraining requirements. Obviously they then didn't tell the pilots so they were fighting against the software that they knew nothing about while attempting the documented recovery procedures.
He thinks its IQ is 737.Yes, the US President wants us to honor that aircraft's incredible "genius", presumably because its IQ is even higher than his. Some examples of that genius:
On October 29, 2018, Lion Air Flight 610, a recently delivered 737 MAX 8, crashed into the Java Sea 13 minutes after takeoff...On March 10, 2019, Ethiopian Airlines Flight 302, operated by a four-month-old 737 MAX 8, crashed approximately six minutes after takeoff...On January 5, 2024, Alaska Airlines Flight 1282, a 737 MAX 9, suffered an uncontrolled decompression shortly after takeoff from Portland International Airport due to the blow-out of a mid-cabin exit door plug...
The basic engineering of the 737 frame has always been strong. The recent Boeing errors haven't changed that. All airliners are designed to withstand excessive g-forces.Yes, the US President wants us to honor that aircraft's incredible "genius", presumably because its IQ is even higher than his. Some examples of that genius:
On October 29, 2018, Lion Air Flight 610, a recently delivered 737 MAX 8, crashed into the Java Sea 13 minutes after takeoff...On March 10, 2019, Ethiopian Airlines Flight 302, operated by a four-month-old 737 MAX 8, crashed approximately six minutes after takeoff...On January 5, 2024, Alaska Airlines Flight 1282, a 737 MAX 9, suffered an uncontrolled decompression shortly after takeoff from Portland International Airport due to the blow-out of a mid-cabin exit door plug...