Trump's Second Term

Threatening the committee to get a peace prize.

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Luna: If the Nobel Peace Prize committee knows what’s good for them, they’ll nominate him.

I think that Melania Trump might also have a nomination.

I think she will be a key reason why we are able to broker peace with Ukraine.

 
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Taking control

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Kellyanne: He is also taking control of these areas that used to belong to the left. The arts and sports and entertainment and media and tech and culture. Look what he is doing at the Kennedy Center, look what he is doing at universities, look at what he is doing with sports.

 
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That would require a press corps that would actually report on his state accurately. I can't see that happening.

I'm hoping for "He's caught on live TV cameras running round the White House garden in noting but a soiled pair of MAGA y fronts while secret service agents chased him with butterfly nets"
 
Threatening the committee to get a peace prize.

Not a cult

Luna: If the Nobel Peace Prize committee knows what’s good for them, they’ll nominate him.

Oh, my giddy aunt. The arrogance and entitlement are amazing.

"Nice peace prize ya got there. Be a pity if anything was to... happen to it."
 
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Oh, my giddy aunt. The arrogance and entitlement are amazing.

"Nice peace prize ya got there. Be a pity if anything was to... happen to it."
Exactly.

Trump could probably slap huge tariffs on Norway until they force the Peace Prize Committee to hand him the prize. Or, if the Norwegian government tells him they have no influence on the committee, and that they can't defund it, he could accuse the committee members of unspecified terrorism, seize their properties, and force U.S. universities and businesses to have no dealings with them.
 
I'm hoping for "He's caught on live TV cameras running round the White House garden in noting but a soiled pair of MAGA y fronts while secret service agents chased him with butterfly nets"
He's already been up on the White House roof yelling incoherently about nuclear bombs. Everything he does just gets reinterpreted by his cultists as a stunt to troll the libs.
 
Exactly.

Trump could probably slap huge tariffs on Norway until they force the Peace Prize Committee to hand him the prize. Or, if the Norwegian government tells him they have no influence on the committee, and that they can't defund it, he could accuse the committee members of unspecified terrorism, seize their properties, and force U.S. universities and businesses to have no dealings with them.
Might be quicker just to invade, annex Norway and when they finish burying all the victims award himself the peace prize every year in perpetuity.
 
Welch: As someone who lives in a red state, let me just tell you what MAGA supermajorities get you. We're 50th in education. The worst in the whole country for women to live. We're poorer, worst health care. And if you look at the bottom ten states, they are all MAGA supermajorities. These policies hurt people. They use people's faith to lure them in and say, oh, we're family values. But then they don't vote to help women have children. They don't vote for health care. They don't vote for child care. They demean the poor.

 

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