Roger Ramjets
Philosopher
Not just the power company - you can't trust anyone these days. You don't know who might be an alien trying to cover up their presence here on Earth.But my power company would say a bat did it even if an asteroid hit the power station can't be trusted
However I will let you in on a little secret. Everybody here is an alien! (Yes, even me. How else would I know?). That's why they pretend to be skeptical of your claims. They will ask you all kinds of silly questions and nitpick your replies even when the evidence is irrefutable - because they already know it's true! But you will never get them to admit it.
Now you may wonder, why I am giving the game way by telling you this now? Wouldn't that expose us for what we are? The answer is no it won't, because I know you won't believe me. I mean, who would believe such a wacky claim? Aliens right here living among us, buzzing around in their spaceships at 3am making the lights go out? Ridiculous! But that's we do for fun - when we aren't toying with anyone who naively posts evidence of our existence in this forum, expecting to be treated seriously.