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Santa Is Satan --- A Fundie Explains

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You ever noticed how easy it is to transform "Satan" from "Santa"? Just move the "n" to the end. And presto! "Satan" appears. . . Hmmm….

An internet Google search on "Satan Claus" [not Santa Claus – but SATAN Claus] found over 1,700 hits! Obviously, there are many that tie the two together.

The rearranging of letters (called anagrams) to hide secret names or words has long been practiced in the occult.
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Is "Claus" another anagram for "Lucas"?

It’s no secret Lucas and Lucis are new-age "code words" for Lucifer. The Alice Bailey founded new age, occult publishing company was originally named Lucifer Publishing Company but in 1924 the name was cleverly changed to Lucis Trust. By the way, the Lucifer worshipping Lucis Trust is a major player in the works of the United Nations, formerly located in the United Nations building but now located on prime-time 1200 Wall Street.
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Friend, there is no way these connections from Santa to Satan and counterfeits of the Lord Jesus Christ is just an haphazard fairy tale of history. There is an author. There is an creator. And he is Satan.

And he wants to damn your soul in hell! And he wants to damn the souls of your children in hell!
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I've heard some people turn Santa into Satan when they're too cheap to buy their kids Christmas gifts. <wink wink, nudge nudge, know what I mean, know what I mean>

RayG
 
I'm wondering if this is actually an atheist setup in progress! :dig:
 
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I blame Coca Cola - they must be satanists!!!!!

Yes, I know it's an urban myth ;)
 
Wow. I actually agree with some of this!

Without question the most fertile time in the average persons’ life for receiving and trusting the Lord Jesus is the pre-teen years. Any church bus worker or youth worker knows young children are very receptive to the gospel of Jesus Christ. For children that child-like faith is natural. It is what the Lord Jesus described in Matthew 10:15. As we get older; the sensual, youthful lusts and logical, carnal mind begin to dominate our lives. And as that happens, our heart becomes hardened and seared to the spiritual things of God.
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(my bold)

He's basically saying that the church has to get them while they are young and impressionable, before they get wise and start thinking logically. So he's admitting that the church is brainwashing kids.
 
Not only that, but Santa Claus is actually based on stories about St. Nicholas who lived over 2000 years ago. This makes him very old. Old Nick = traditional nickname for the Devil. Case proved, I think.
 
This only works in English, though.

Whatever this American might think, USA is not the center of the universe.
 
richardm said:
Not only that, but Santa Claus is actually based on stories about St. Nicholas who lived over 2000 years ago. This makes him very old. Old Nick = traditional nickname for the Devil. Case proved, I think.
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You're a couple hundred years off, but close enough.
 
Well, I'm not an English speaker, nor am I from England.

Our word for Santa Claus is 'julenissen'. Good luck finding out what that's an anagram for :p

(Literally transladet it means Yule Goblin)
 
Ryokan said:
Well, I'm not an English speaker, nor am I from England.

Our word for Santa Claus is 'julenissen'. Good luck finding out what that's an anagram for :p

(Literally transladet it means Yule Goblin)
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I randomly guess Linen Jesus.
 
Ryokan said:
Our word for Santa Claus is 'julenissen'. Good luck finding out what that's an anagram for
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Jesus Ne Nil!
(I just have to figure what this means now and link that with something satanic. Give me a minute... ;) )

FR

ETA: Ed was quicker and has a better one, too. Bugger...
 
force_redo said:
Jesus Ne Nil!
(I just have to figure what this means now and link that with something satanic. Give me a minute... ;) )

FR

ETA: Ed was quicker and has a better one, too. Bugger...
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Well, thats cuz, you know......
 
I would like to take this chance to put to rest the notion that I am the Devil. I would certainly not lay claim to deeds of our Lord Lucifer. I...um....He is far too powerful a being to attach puny labels to. The blame lies with god. He is the one who hogs all the glory, he is the one who made me....um....The Devil who he is by not respecting his Power.

As the one and only Sata.....Santa........allow me to reinterate, my only goals are bringing joy to children and making Xmas dreams.and spreading evil


HO HO HO,

:xsmiley

Santa
 
Ryokan said:
Well, I'm not an English speaker, nor am I from England.

Our word for Santa Claus is 'julenissen'. Good luck finding out what that's an anagram for :p

(Literally transladet it means Yule Goblin)
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I am not a goblin.
 
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