Santa Is Satan --- A Fundie Explains

hmmm satan and santa are both fictional characters! believing either is real is schizophrenic, but generally supported by western culture. hey, they are the same!

i can't figure out how anagrams reveal your true identity. what idiot says, "i better disguise my name so nobody recognizes me, i'll just use an anagram of my real name ... in a specific language ... in a specific country". it must be easy to guess satan's passwords!

/a stan
 
Satan and Santa are kind of similar. They both dress in red and give you what you want. But Satan is way cooler, so I'll just stick to regular old devil worship.
 
Actually, Satan plays hockey in the NHL.
Here is Satan taking out a couple weak-willed opponents:
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Zep said:
Hello, boys and girls? Remember me?

Have you all been GOOD boys and girls? I've been keeping a list and checking it twice! 'Cos I gotta find out if you're naughty or nice! So you can all have presents...

Heh! Wait until you see my "elves"... Heh heh. Heh heh heh heh...

Bye for now!
Your pal
Satan!

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You changed your picture!! Is that from Glamor Shots?
 
DoubtingStephen said:
Funny word that, brainwashing, you'd expect things to come out cleaner in the end, wouldn't you?
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When I was five, I thought they actually took out your brain and washed it in a big metal sink with a lot of suds and one of those showers from a chem lab. Then they put back and you would do what you were told, because they washed away all the stuff that was already there.

Carry on.
 
Now don't say I didn't warn you - you're all gong to be in serious trouble for not denying that Claus is related to Lucifer!

Just wait until he reads this thread!

YBW
 
swstephe said:
i can't figure out how anagrams reveal your true identity. what idiot says, "i better disguise my name so nobody recognizes me, i'll just use an anagram of my real name ... in a specific language ... in a specific country". it must be easy to guess satan's passwords!

/a stan
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Reminds me of a Simpsons episode where Mr. Burns attends a town meeting with a huge fake mustache, and introduces himself as "Mr. Snrub". :rolleyes:
 
LordoftheLeftHand said:
I thought Jesus was an American???

LLH
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What are you on about? I thought everyone knew that Jesus was English!! It's blatantly obvious. And G_d is English too, haven't you sen the pictures? White guy, big white beard, it's blatant!

And the apostles? All good solid oxbridge men, clearly. (Except Judas, he clearly went to Hull or somesuch)
 
I wid remind yeez all, that while Jesus may have been an American, King James was a TRUE SCOTSMAN aye- first man mentioned in the GUDE BOOK, as is only right and proper, and Auld Clootie hissel' cam frae Argyll. His mither, Jeannie Campbell frae Inveraray, wis merrit ontae...aye, but yon's a MASONIC SECRET, ye ken. If We telt ye, we'd hiv tae KILL yeez a',
AYE!

And yon Santa loon. He's Big Bob Soutar's boy frae Portlethen. Did I no' see him last month in TJMAX in Aberdeen?
 
I've read recently that "Santa Claus" is a bastardization of "Saint Nicholas" (i.e. "Sint-Ni Cholas" = "Santa Claus"). Has anyone else heard that?
 
Yes, that's what the eeevil idolators tell you, but it's a lie! We all know he's really Satan.
 
I thought everyone knew that, Upchurch...................
 
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