Cont: The Trump Presidency 11: Insert something funny

[P.J. Denyer]

Predicted future quote: "It was a great funeral. The biggest funeral anyone's ever seen! I want a funeral like that!"

May the Good Pixie in the Sky that grants all wishes hear him and respond.


ASAP.

 

[timhau]

This is a lot of fun: a close-up on each world leader as they realise Trump has signed the new NAFTA agreement in the wrong place

America is so respected. MAGA!

Those implied facepalms are priceless.

 

[phiwum]

He's gone on record saying that we might want to try having a President-for-Life.

I don't defend Trump much, but I think he was joking.

 

[thaiboxerken]

I don't defend Trump much, but I think he was joking.

Joking, like the guy that tells his gf that they should have a threesome. "I was just joking."

 

[Squeegee Beckenheim]

Those implied facepalms are priceless.

It's astonishing isn't it? Those are actual world leaders' genuine reactions to the POTUS.

 

[Darat]

And some people still seem to not think he is as thick as two planks.

 

[ponderingturtle]

Even when he reigns in the narcissistic crazy there's still something slightly off-key, as if you're dealing with someone who's only knowledge of human interaction comes second hand. Adding an "I'm", "We're" or "Melania and I are" to the beginning would have made it sound less like he was waiting for a high five at the end and shown that he cared enough to write a complete sentence, but 'looking forward' to attending a funeral is massively tone deaf at best.

Hey it is nowhere near his worst condolences

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-kelly-preston-john-travolta-jett-university-website-blog-dead-worked-like-hell-sexual-a7380161.html

And with cousin Billy there he can reminisce about all the good times!

 

[Horatius]

This is a lot of fun: a close-up on each world leader as they realise Trump has signed the new NAFTA agreement in the wrong place

America is so respected. MAGA!

I love Trudeau's "Wait, am I the crazy one?" moment, when he looks at Trump's copy, then looks back at his own copy just to make sure he saw it correctly. Then he's like, "Nope, he's the crazy one."

 

[Armitage72]

Was not just Fox. Except for a occasional news cast, CNN was broadcasting documentaries on Bush 41.

I passed Fox News, and they were talking about how, at the time, George H.W. Bush couldn't believe that he had lost the election to someone who had avoided the draft. All I could think was "That's a subject you really may want to avoid with Cadet Bonespurs in the White House."

 

[alfaniner]

They've removed the cause, but not...




... the Traitor!

 

[varwoche]

This is a lot of fun: a close-up on each world leader as they realise Trump has signed the new NAFTA agreement in the wrong place

America is so respected. MAGA!

Utterly priceless.

 

[Paul2]

This is a lot of fun: a close-up on each world leader as they realise Trump has signed the new NAFTA agreement in the wrong place

America is so respected. MAGA!

Actual LOL (although my soul is crying).

 

[Paul2]

This is a lot of fun: a close-up on each world leader as they realise Trump has signed the new NAFTA agreement in the wrong place

America is so respected. MAGA!

I think we can call Trudeau's facial expression at the end of that clip a "◊◊◊◊-eating stare."

 

[Paul2]

Joking, like the guy that tells his gf that they should have a threesome. "I was just joking."

Exactly. "I was just joking" is such a dodge. My standard reply is, "If you were just joking, then how come no one is laughing?"

 

[The Greater Fool]

Joking, like the guy that tells his gf that they should have a threesome. "I was just joking."

Exactly. "I was just joking" is such a dodge. My standard reply is, "If you were just joking, then how come no one is laughing?"

"Many truths are said in jest."

 

[Paul2]

Let's take a quick review of Individual One's legal situation, shall we (courtesy of the Guardian)?

The Trump University fraud lawsuit, which he eventually settled for $25m, finalized quietly this April. Our president steals from poor people: that’s what that lawsuit is about.

Summer Zervos sued Trump for defamation for remarks he made about her in 2016, when he suggested her allegations that he groped her were lies

Another lawsuit for incitement to riot and negligence is moving forward in the sixth circuit court, by three young protesters who were attacked at a Trump rally in March of 2016 after Trump yelled: “Get ‘em out of here.”

His former chauffeur is suing for unpaid wages.

. . . the Trump family’s decades of cheating on taxes to the tune of half a billion dollars has gotten New York state tax officials to begin investigating the charges, and that, too, may lead to legal trouble. A New York business journal reports he may owe $400 million.

the New York state attorney general, Barbara Underwood, could pursue claims “alleging breach of fiduciary duty, improper self-dealing, and misuse of assets belonging to the Donald J Trump Foundation.

Underwood sued Trump and his adult children Donald Jr, Eric and Ivanka on 14 June, after a 21-month probe that she said uncovered “extensive unlawful political coordination’ between the foundation and Trump’s campaign”.

Trump has been violating [the emoluments clause] all along. . . the attorneys general of Maryland and the District of Columbia are moving forward with . . . the first emoluments case in US history to go to trial.

the Trump hotel paid millions in fines on liens for stiffing contractors.

All this exists in addition to whatever the Mueller investigation will bring as allegations and charges and perhaps grounds for impeachment.

 

[Rincewind]

Granted, the other Former Presidents were not at today's ceremony, either. I do hope they take the opportunity to talk as a group privately to the current one.

I'm still wondering if he's going to try to weasel out of attending the service, though. What excuse could he use? Severe intestinal distress? Heart issues?

/trimmed/

Trapped by an umbrella...

 

[Dr. Keith]

Trapped by an umbrella...

No one knew that they could be so complicated, no one.

 

[phiwum]

Joking, like the guy that tells his gf that they should have a threesome. "I was just joking."

Nice.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Donald J. Trump Retweeted

@charliekirk11

There are riots in socialist France because of radical leftist fuel taxes
Media barely mentioning this
America is booming, Europe is burning
They want to cover up the middle class rebellion against cultural Marxism
“We want Trump” being chanted through the streets of Paris