halleyscomet
Penultimate Amazing
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I hope someday I will meet someone who looks at me like Dann looks at Karl Marx.
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Stalin was a handsome fellow in his youth too.
Mao and Hitler were always fugly though. I hear Hitler was so ugly when he was born that the doctor spanked his momma instead.
Mao was mistaken for a hungry ghost several times while growing up. This worked out well for him because people left out food to placate the ghost. That’s how he became fat AND ugly.
Speaking of immoral monsters, I hear Pope Benedict was so ugly as a child not even the local priests would molest him!
The Freemasons had Solomon’s Key at the time. The Hitler Youth who would eventually become Pope Benedict was crucial to the NAZIs seizing it. He was sent ahead. The Freemasons mistook him for one of the demons the ring controlled and pulled it from hiding to ward him off. That’s when the Stormtroopers pounced and seized the ring.
The youth was offered the reward of personally shooting any priests who’d molested him. When he explained there were no priests who met that criteria the NAZIs were surprised to find a Catholic boy who HADN’T been molested by a priest. They ended up giving him cash instead.
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