Merged A God of Love / The Living God

[abaddon]

I think they should at least be half-borks.
Having accumulated a fairly decent-sized divinity of about 3 borks for myself so far, which, by any standard, is nothing to sneeze at, I'm not really feeling very different.

Where is halleyscomet? I want to feel him. I think he's the most divine.

These are Planck borks, fundamentally indivisible.

 

[halleyscomet]

Where is halleyscomet? I want to feel him. I think he's the most divine.

Oddly enough, that is not the first time I've seen essentially the same sentence, but it was in a VERY different context...

 

[TofuFighter]

She could have investigated. She is Cleopatra remember. Having a Facebook page. Easy to link up with others. She did nothing. Just blaming the mistake. Next time she would know to do something more. Not just sit like a baby and crying. Well I do not judge her. I know she is still one. Mine. So I have to pull her to get up and walk.

No. You were sloppy. It's your mistake. You apologise.

 

[TofuFighter]

Oddly enough, that is not the first time I've seen essentially the same sentence, but it was in a VERY different context...

How do you know?

 

[abaddon]

I'll happily bork Mother Cleo.

Nothing better than Mother fagin spreading the love....and why do I suddenly want to play pong?

Updated tally...

Mother Fagin=4 borks
Mother kali1137= 3 borks
Mother abaddon=3 borks
Mother halleyscomet=2 borks
Mother TofuFighter= 2 borks
Johanabrahams=1 bork

Fagin has the divine advantage.

 

[Johanabrahams]

It is your sloppiness which caused all of this. To late to blame anyone else now.

You could have investigated.

Kali claimed to be Cleopatra and I backed her up. By your standards, you must accept that as true.

Ok. So I am speaking to "Cleopatra" and everybody there. Which one is you.

There is a Dave and a Mike and an Elizabeth. I sent them "friend requests". The one to Dave and Elizabeth disappeared. Maybe I made a mistake. And then the one to Mike is still there. I sent everyone a message about this situation.

And I could discuss things there and suddenly I disappeared. I also linked us here with those there. And suddenly that is gone too. Did I do something wrong or is "ghostly" things happening there?

You have nothing to offer, nothing to teach.

I have reality. Cleopatra has "ghostly things". But I know. Children like "ghostly things".

 

[kali1137]

You could have investigated.



Ok. So I am speaking to "Cleopatra" and everybody there. Which one is you.

There is a Dave and a Mike and an Elizabeth. I sent them "friend requests". The one to Dave and Elizabeth disappeared. Maybe I made a mistake. And then the one to Mike is still there. I sent everyone a message about this situation.
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It is a parody page, leave those poor people alone. Why do you feel the need to reach out and harass people you don't know, who know nothing about you? I can assure you that you will not find my facebook page on there. I know your type and I would not be so unwise as to allow you to harass myself or anyone connected with me. The fact that you think this behavior is ok is what proves the danger of your way of thinking.

 

[Johanabrahams]

In a thread on this site, in response to a moronic claim, I dropped my engineering credentials for all to see along with the means to verify them. You could, no doubt, find those quite easily. You are god, are you not? They are here on this site, you know. Seek and you shall find.

Ok. Seems like pride that made you do it. "Engineering credentials". Pride in how good you are.

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So you are also a man with a great brain. Building on it. But void of spirit. While that is where the real abilities lie. That is your really important part which you know nothing about and disregarding. But as I said. Children does not know much. But they have growing capabilities. Which I am building on.

But there is also some other things you said like being divorced and having kids which is also something about you. But it is still not much. There is still no face and no name. Maybye Mike or Dave?

Your "gun" never had any ammo in it and you broke the firing pin.

Well we can all see that the "ghost bullet" hit a nerve.

No, what I found in Robertson were real people, sick to death of your behaviour and still in the process of healing. Be under no illusion, you did a lot of harm to a lot of real people with your nonsense and I have little tolerance for that.

Oops. Seems that I am a very dangerous guy. Capable of inflicting a lot of damage with my "gun". After seven years gone from Robertson they are still struggling to heal.

But what everybody wants to know is what did I actually do to inflict such extraordinary damage from their side. We need to listen to them and hear and understand. They need an ear. Everybody does. So although their names should not be mentioned because they asked you not to they can at least say where and how the "big gun" shoot.

 

[jond]

I actually corrected you on your "one". You didn't see that it is not just one being "deluded" but many? Ask Halleyscomet. He went there and there are only "thumbs up" for this. Not one down at this stage.

Still only one deluded follower who calls you mother. However many thumbs up his post might receive, until those people also start calling you mother there is still only one deluded follower. They could be giving thumbs up because they're laughing at him or any number of other reasons that have nothing to do with believing your nonsense.

As for deluded, yes, that is what he is. Just as the thousands of deluded followers of Jim Jones were deluded.

But do carry on with your absurd nonsense, we haven't had this much fun since the good old days of DJJ.

 

[Johanabrahams]

Anyone else notice the absurdity of someone claiming to be a god and then demanding others tell them who they are?

Where did you see the demand?

Riiiight. We're supposed to accept the divinity of a guy whose "evidence" consists of some random dude calling him "mother" back in September.

We still have to establish the fact of "random". We already did establish the fact that he exists which everybody doubt calling me a liar. So do not judge again prematurely. You should have patience and do your homework.

I propose a new unit of measurement, the Johanabrahams.

A single Johanabrahams is the amount of evidence our Johanabrahams has offered to support his claims of divinity. This is a VERY low bar to set. A single person calling you "mother" despite you not having literally birthed them constitutes a Johanabrahams. This means any adoptive, foster or step-mother already has at least one Johanabrahams. Every trans-woman whose sperm produced a child who is then called "mom" by that child has a claim to divinity equal to that of Johanabrahams. (More if you count transitioning as a form of transfiguration.)

Now that we have the Johanabrahams, I want to abuse it. I propose we start calling each other "mother" in this thread and we keep a tally of how many Johanabrahams each of us accumulates. The ONLY person we DON'T give more Johanabrahams is Johanabrahams himself. Noe of us should call Johanabrahams "mother" or any derivative thereof.

So, Mother abaddon, will you join me in this?

(Note, abaddon now has one Johanabrahams, meaning his claim to divinity is equal to that of the Johanabrahams posting in this thread.)

Children like games. Like Cleopatra. But seems Cleopatra fell.

It also occurs to me we need an abbreviation or symbol for the Johanabrahams. Any suggestions?

I am not part of the game. I am just watching my children and observing where I can discipline some and give some growing into their new found divinity.

 

[TofuFighter]

Johanabrahams, I would like to gratuitously remind you that you have not earned a single johanabrahams so far.

Number of times you posted the FB link that did not work: 29
"I am showing the "extraordinary photo". Something that has never been seen in human history before."

Responses to your posting of the FB link that was not working:

Hey, god, you posted a broken link. well done.

"Sorry, this content isn't available at the moment
The link you followed may have expired, or the Page may only be visible to an audience that you aren't in."

Still broken.

Your evidence is a broken link to nothing. How apropos. Not really, the link provided goes nowhere.

Clicking the link produces this:
Sorry, this content isn't available right now
The link you followed may have expired, or the page may only be visible to an audience you're not in.

Nothing because your link doesn't work due to FB security settings.

That link doesn't work. I'm assuming it can only be accessed if you're a friend of whomever you're linking to. Most likely this is the same link you posted before, and you've been told before that it doesn't work.

No. For the third time, at least, that link doesn't work. I've already given you a possible explanation why.

How about this.... stop posting the facebook link and post the actual picture.

How many different ways, and how many different people need to tell you that your link doesn't work?????? If we click on it, it says it is either unavailable or we are not in the right group to view it.

Will you please stop this. It is a picture of two blokes drinking beer in a shack. It has no caption, nor any comments. Nor are you in it. We can all verify this and have done so multiple times. Searching that page for the word "mother" yields zero results, and the second picture is of some random kid. Out of curiosity, I browsed his photos and you are not there anywhere either.

We are blocked from seeing the image. A direct link won't work. Hunting for it in their profile won't work. You are allowed to see the image because that's how the person whose profile you are linking to has set up the security. Zola want's YOU to be able to see the image, but does NOT want outsiders like us to see it.

There's nothing at that link indicating any such thing happened. If the image and account you claims IS there, then Zola has locked down the security so we can't see it.

Dude, try the following:
1. Log OUT of Facebook.
2. Go to https://web.facebook.com/zolagxowa.zola#
3. Find the content you're claiming is there and send us the actual link.
Right now, you look like a liar, because you're claiming content is on that page that isn't visible to the rest of us.

No, not at all. First, the page you keep linking to shows nothing that you claim to be there.

It should be totally obvious to you now that no one can see on your facebook links what you are seeing. Post the picture, or post the picture and the comments, or just tell us what you are trying to show us if it's that important.

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You should read my links. Why do you say nobody calls me mother?

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And it carried on.

You just don't get it. The link you provided shows two blokes drinking beer in a shed. No mention of you, or even the word "mother". Do I need to post a screenshot? Fine. Your link leads us to this...(screenshot provided)

aaaand there you go... posting the exact same link again. It doesn't work. Try something different.
Listen carefully Johan.... You keep posting that facebook page of Zola. We keep telling you that nothing of what you say appears there. You keep ignoring that. No one can understand what on earth you are talking about, so we have to guess.

OK, then, let's look. All the way through Zola's FB page. In there we find only one image (from 2013) which might, at a stretch, fit your claims. (attached below). There is no comment or description or anything to identify who these people are.
It could be a mother and child, or they could be complete strangers. It doesn't say. What we can say for certain is that neither of them are you and neither of them are Zola. We can be certain of this, since you have chosen to post both your FB page and Zola's FB page right here. We can see what both of you actually look like. For the sake of completeness, I browsed through he entire photo album, nothing there either. (screenshot provided) So what is your explanation for this? Do you even have one?

I have already posted screenshots of what everybody here sees. This is simply the same spammed link. Posting it over and over and over again will not somehow magically make it better. I have dredged through ALL of Zola's posts and what you claim is there and your claim is absolutely false.

Good grief. That is the same link yet again. And the same bloke sharing a beer with some other bloke. And that is the same link again. Two blokes having a beer.

That picture you claim is there is not there at all. We can all see that it is not there, and I have made the effort to post what everyone here actually sees.

okay, i actually give up at this stage.

But after all of this.... when you realise your error, your response to us is:
You should have tried harder

You could have investigated.

 

[Johanabrahams]

My suggestion might get me banned.

Yep. We need to understand humans needing rules to rule. God does it through Wisdom. Like king Solomon. Interesting to go into it and see the difference. And then understanding the following.

Pro 8:14* Counsel is mine, and sound wisdom: I am understanding; I have strength.*
Pro 8:15* By me kings reign, and princes decree justice.*
Pro 8:16* By me princes rule, and nobles, even all the judges of the earth.*
Pro 8:17* I love them that love me; and those that seek me early shall find me.*

You can all look forward to your destination. Kings ruling by Wisdom. No need to be voted in or buying yourself in or whatever.

 

[Johanabrahams]

Unless you already have a few strikes against you it will probably only get you suspended, not banned outright.

Now do not encourage him into wrong. He might fall harder than expected. We have to leave room for human error.

 

[halleyscomet]

You could have investigated.

I guess we can add “lazy” to your list of divine attributes. It’s not our job to prove YOUR claims. You didn’t care enough to look into why we couldn’t see the image. Why should we go to effort that you can’t be bothered to take care of?

It took about half a month to get you to fix the problem. Lazy, lazy, lazy, and now you’re pissed others didn’t do it for you.

I sent them "friend requests".

Why are you sending friend requests to people you think might have accounts here?

What are you hoping to accomplish?

 

[Johanabrahams]

Nope. No such thing as ghosts and yes, we are reading this thread and you incoherent rants elsewhere, and yes, we have fact checked your claims.

Well you have the know how. You just need the Spirit.

Tough luck, if you don't much like that.

Nope. I like it a lot. I am also encouraging you all to do your fact checking with more enthusiasm. You need the Spirit for that.

Is warm and cuddly a valid answer?

Nope. It is not a spirit but a sensation of the body. It can also cause sidetracking.

The decision has largely been made already.

Then there is room for change. Good.

 

[abaddon]

In a thread on this site, in response to a moronic claim, I dropped my engineering credentials for all to see along with the means to verify them. You could, no doubt, find those quite easily. You are god, are you not? They are here on this site, you know. Seek and you shall find.

Ok. Seems like pride that made you do it. "Engineering credentials". Pride in how good you are.

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So you are also a man with a great brain. Building on it. But void of spirit. While that is where the real abilities lie. That is your really important part which you know nothing about and disregarding. But as I said. Children does not know much. But they have growing capabilities. Which I am building on.

Utterly wrong. All of it.You couldn't even spell halleyscomet's name correctly, nor master english grammar.

But there is also some other things you said like being divorced and having kids which is also something about you. But it is still not much. There is still no face and no name. Maybye Mike or Dave?

Your creepy internet stalking campaign holds little interest to me. Creep on if you want, but eventually you will be arrested for such behaviour.

Your "gun" never had any ammo in it and you broke the firing pin.

Well we can all see that the "ghost bullet" hit a nerve.

Did it? Clearly was not one of mine. Which ghost did you shoot?

No, what I found in Robertson were real people, sick to death of your behaviour and still in the process of healing. Be under no illusion, you did a lot of harm to a lot of real people with your nonsense and I have little tolerance for that.

Oops. Seems that I am a very dangerous guy. Capable of inflicting a lot of damage with my "gun". After seven years gone from Robertson they are still struggling to heal.

That is the measure of the damage you did. Intentionally did. I don't know how you live with yourself.

But what everybody wants to know is what did I actually do to inflict such extraordinary damage from their side. We need to listen to them and hear and understand. They need an ear. Everybody does. So although their names should not be mentioned because they asked you not to they can at least say where and how the "big gun" shoot.

No. I knew nothing of this, being that it is a minor dispute in an obscure place thousands of miles from me.

 

[halleyscomet]

We still have to establish the fact of "random". We already did establish the fact that he exists which everybody doubt calling me a liar. So do not judge again prematurely. You should have patience and do your homework.

Nonsense. One guy, be he random or not, calling you “mother” proves noting. Your focus on the word “random” suggest you realize your “evidence” is crap.

I am not part of the game. I am just watching my children and observing where I can discipline some and give some growing into their new found divinity.

And there we have it folks. He’s threatening us. How explicit does a threat need to be before it’s considered a suspension or banning offense by the moderators?

 

[abaddon]

And there we have it folks. He’s threatening us. How explicit does a threat need to be before it’s considered a suspension or banning offense by the moderators?

Dunno. Personally, I have not reported any of his various insults or threats as he is such a fun chew toy when I am doing some tedious chore.

Like now, when I am reformatting and installing from scratch on another machine.

 

[Johanabrahams]

All you did was prove one person called you “Mother.”

Well he is the one who started it on the Internet. But he is not the only one here in this society. Many see it and does it already. They have just not come out on the Internet. That is why you will see the "thumbs up" of seven others.

It is basically common consensus here in Nkqubela that I am a parent. According to the tradition many however call me Father or even Jesus But none is of course so correct as Mother. I can not be Father and God Mother. He still is above me and I still have to obey Him one hundred percent.

Paul also presented himself as father. Through which "his children" was born.

1Co 4:15* For though ye have ten thousand instructors in Christ, yet have ye not many fathers: for in Christ Jesus I have begotten you through the gospel.*

Gal 4:19* My little children, of whom I travail in birth again until Christ be formed in you,*

But Paul didn't have all the writings that we have and missed a bit.

Others like John also went into this concept.

1Jn 2:1* My little children, these things write I unto you, that ye sin not. And if any man sin, we have an advocate with the Father, Jesus Christ the righteous:*

As you can see in this thread there are already multiple people in this discussion who have surpassed you in that regard. Going by the hard numbers and your standard of evidence I’m literally twice the god you are.

Yep. But remember you are just playing a game. Like children do.

By your own standards you must now kneel and call ME Mother.

Nope. I said previously that I am not part of your game. I am into reality.

Although, given your recent admissions of this being a kink play session for you, I’d really prefer you NOT call me Mother.

No problem. Reality is the other way round.

 

[TofuFighter]

By your own standards you must now kneel and call ME Mother.

Nope. I said previously that I am not part of your game. I am into reality.

I sure wish Beady was around to post more laughing dog emotes.