Merged A God of Love / The Living God

[Johanabrahams]

/derail - I once wanted to do a small social experiment where I started a religion - the church of the sea kittens(PETA joke) just to see how many I could dupe into taking it seriously. /end derail

But yes, I think I could get behind you as a preacher if we were worshipping a holy alcoholic drink. I too suspect that his response will be along the lines of we can't see the connection because we are evil.

The "evil" should not be much of a problem to you as Mom has the solution.

 

[Johanabrahams]

All this reminded me of a quote, attributed to Winston Churchill among others:

“There, but for the grace of God, goes God”

I am not sure about this one. But I think it should be "There, but for the grace of God, go I.

That he said while looking at a drunkard. So before you speak about something it is important to understand it first. If you do not you are showng your ignorance to all reading it.

And I also am what I am because of the Grace of God. If it was not for that then I would have been "ignorant" too. Fumbling in the "darkness". And so can you now come out of the darkness because of the Grace of God. But up to this stage the Grace of God benefits you nothing. You have just heard about it. And when you mention it you get it all wrong.

 

[halleyscomet]

Nope. It is you that is blind. But when you choose blindness when your eyes are opened is a sad case.

This is where I have the advantage over you. I can PROVE I'm a sex god, assuming any woman willing to test the claim can get my wife's permission to borrow me.

You? You keep repeating your claim again and again, but never offer any proof. If you are a deity you're a singularly impotent one. You raise your flaccid divine rod to the heavens, or least you try to, and when you call down judgement upon your enemies all you can muster is a sad twitch of action, motivated more by your need to urinate than divine emission. Zeus looks on, shaking his head sadly.

Is there a supernatural equivalent to Viagra?

Divine Spanish Fly?

Clearly your divine powers are at a low ebb, if the best you can muster is getting a guy drunk enough to call you "mom" in an inebriated mumble. As Shakespeare noted in Macbeth, alcohol increases desire but takes away from performance. Perhaps you should lay off the sauce before you try convincing anyone of your divinity again.

 

[abaddon]

Look now how you are fumbling. You could just have asked. Mothers are there to help their children to understanding.

No, you are simply a man. You are not capable of being anyone's mother. And why ask anyway? You run away from direct questions.

 

[Johanabrahams]

This post gives an entirely new meaning to "obtuse."

I don't care what you do to the women and children, just leave me alone!

Well you should tell us more. Then we can learn something. Or at least we can see your line of thought and correct you where you "derailed". Then you will less easily "derail" in future. Otherwise you will just go down in history as "derailed" personified.

 

[halleyscomet]

The "evil" should not be much of a problem to you as Mom has the solution.

Damn. It's a good thing I don't go around calling myself by the nick-names my friends and lovers gave me when they were drunk. I can only imagine the hilarity if I went to a random forum and tried to convince people to call me, "Condom Man," "Epic sober driver of *hic*," or "Sex God in high-tops." (That last one was from my college days. Long story.)

 

[kali1137]

So having the facts let us go into it and establish where the problem is.

The link again:

https://web.facebook.com/photo.php?...35366343.36890.100002775263058&type=3&theater

How many different ways, and how many different people need to tell you that your link doesn't work?????? If we click on it, it says it is either unavailable or we are not in the right group to view it. You sure are thick and slow for deity.

And to a more valid point, some random facebook post isn't proof of anything. You are just some nutter in the internet forum universe. You can post any link you like and say it is you. That is not proof of anything as you can say anything you like and claim to be anyone you want. It's the beauty of internet forums.

 

[Johanabrahams]

You need to work on the rare whiskeys. Enough of those and anything makes sense.

I have a better whiskey where everything really makes sense. Even the next day too. I give for free here in the Sjebeen. And I can even give over the Internet. Also for free of course.

 

[abaddon]

Damn. It's a good thing I don't go around calling myself by the nick-names my friends and lovers gave me when they were drunk. I can only imagine the hilarity if I went to a random forum and tried to convince people to call me, "Condom Man," "Epic sober driver of *hic*," or "Sex God in high-tops." (That last one was from my college days. Long story.)

Hah. I acquired the nickname "Super-Sperm" in my family. An even longer story.

 

[Johanabrahams]

What corner do you imagine I'm in? What consequence is there for me? Is god at some point in the future going to do something to me? Why is your god waiting? How am I in trouble oh "goddess"?

Here's a hint: If I have to ask, I'm not in any real trouble.

And here is the real hint: Your asking reveals you.

 

[halleyscomet]

Look now how you are fumbling. You could just have asked. Mothers are there to help their children to understanding.

I get that you're into gender-swapping and age-play, but this isn't a kink forum. You'd have much better luck finding play partners for that sort of thing on Grinder or Fetlife. It's NOT cool to try and forcibly involve people in your kink scenes without their consent.

The gender swapped incest role-play you're trying to initiate here is being done on the wrong web site. There are plenty of places online for you to find incest role-play and age-play partners. Not my thing, not going to judge you for it being your thing as long as you keep it to fantasy between consenting adults, but trying to push that scene on a skeptics' forum is NOT COOL.

Safe, Sane, Consensual.

You're completely failing on that last one.

 

[Johanabrahams]

Don't make me call Arglomemneon to come and shame you again for your being all protestant.

[qimg]http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=1275&pictureid=11477[/qimg]

Ok. You also see him protesting too much. Good. He could have shut up and stayed hidden.

 

[halleyscomet]

Ok. You also see him protesting too much. Good. He could have shut up and stayed hidden.

Wow.

You claim to be a deity, yet you don't know the difference between a Protestant and a Catholic, despite supposedly having been a protestant pastor at one point.

I think I'm beginning to see how you lost that job.

Did you try to involve your congregants in your incest role play scene without their consent as well?

 

[halleyscomet]

How many different ways, and how many different people need to tell you that your link doesn't work?????? If we click on it, it says it is either unavailable or we are not in the right group to view it. You sure are thick and slow for deity.

And to a more valid point, some random facebook post isn't proof of anything. You are just some nutter in the internet forum universe. You can post any link you like and say it is you. That is not proof of anything as you can say anything you like and claim to be anyone you want. It's the beauty of internet forums.

After about 20 years in IT, I can attest that there are people who simply cannot comprehend that some things work for one login and not another. The fact that an image on a web site can be restricted to certain logins is simply beyond the technical acumen of some people.

You'd think a self-proclaimed deity could understand this concept.

 

[abaddon]

Ok. You also see him protesting too much. Good. He could have shut up and stayed hidden.

Ooo. Censorship now, is it?

 

[abaddon]

After about 20 years in IT, I can attest that there are people who simply cannot comprehend that some things work for one login and not another. The fact that an image on a web site can be restricted to certain logins is simply beyond the technical acumen of some people.

You'd think a self-proclaimed deity could understand this concept.

Yeah. All of the websites that I build and operate have "permissions" built right in to the system. "you have permission to do this, but you don't have permission to do that." And it is all strictly controlled. How anyone could be unaware of this is most odd given they claim to be a deity, and further given that the same dead link keeps on being posted by the aforementioned "mother-goddess" despite being told over and over that the link is busted.

Perhaps this is why god has no website? Maybe god is simply too dumb to figure out the internet.

Haha. God.com is a registered domain, but has no website. How amusing.

 

[Johanabrahams]

Tough. I know what you actually did, but the mods here have determined that it is not appropriate material for discussion.

Yep. But God has no problem with it.

http://forums.delphiforums.com/king

Believe it or not, you have not that power here, to compel anything.

Force is not love. So I can not.

Frankly, you should abandon this line of enquiry. The mods have deemed it off limits for this site.

I know. And I am not going against them.

http://forums.delphiforums.com/king

I am not willing to discuss this any further.

God always has a solution. You do not need to be a coward.

http://forums.delphiforums.com/king

Wrong. Again. And again, I am not going to buy a ban just for your glory.

The mods have determined that this is not an allowable topic, so please drop it.

Well. You know about the solution. So that is not the reason. Give us the true reason.

http://forums.delphiforums.com/king

I did? Where exactly was that?

You didn't make a pact with the "ghosts"?

Once again, The mod team have determined this to be not allowed. Please stop, cease, desist.

Stop hiding. We see you.

http://forums.delphiforums.com/king

All around you. Can you stop with this nonsense now?

No problem. We have to obey them. I totally agree.

http://forums.delphiforums.com/king

Yep, babble.

The way a baby speaks. I am teaching you real words.

The only agreement I made was to respect others privacy. But you don't like that.

Yep. You made an agreement with the "ghosts" and they put you in a corner. And you are a "ghost" now too.

No soup for you. You think I would fall for that? Really?

Well to be a "ghost" is not so enjoyable. I am actually helping you out of your new found status. Because it is lower as your previous one.

No, I am looking at a wodge of text and that's it.

Yep. Babies do that. But I am teaching you to look at the meaning.

Prove it. How do I know you are not a bot?

Well as a baby you will not know the difference but as you grow up you will understand these things.

Says he.

Says the "baby".

Well that's easy. Your gibberish claims are gibberish. You are god? Really? You are everyone's mother? Really?

Well I am teaching everybody. And what I am teaching them will allow them to grow up. I am giving milk.

1Pe 2:2* As newborn babes, desire the sincere milk of the word, that ye may grow thereby:*

Seriously? Start with the court orders you are so proud of.

So if I am "proud" of them then how do you see that they are a problem to me?

Except that I'm not. I am not looking at you, nor god, nor anything of that style of kidney. I am looking at text. On a screen. With a computer.

I know. Babies can not yet look very deeply to find understanding. They just look superficially.

 

[halleyscomet]

Ooo. Censorship now, is it?

Yep. He's demanding censorship which he cannot enforce.

If he WERE a deity he could do things like bind up fingers and tongue of his critics from a distance, give them leprosy, or smite them in one of a number of ways. Being just a man with no powers beyond plying people with alcohol until they say embarrassing and irrational things, all he can really do is bluster.

 

[halleyscomet]

The way a baby speaks. I am teaching you real words.
...
Well as a baby you will not know the difference but as you grow up you will understand these things.
...
Says the "baby".

Ewww. Just ewww.

Creeper alert!

Dude, stop trying to bring your age play kink into this thread. trying to force people to participate in your age play scene is sexual harassment at best.

 

[abaddon]

Tough. I know what you actually did, but the mods here have determined that it is not appropriate material for discussion.

Yep. But God has no problem with it.

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Nope. Once again, that is simply baseless claims and pointless bible quotes.

Believe it or not, you have not that power here, to compel anything.

Force is not love. So I can not.

Then stop trying to do so.

Frankly, you should abandon this line of enquiry. The mods have deemed it off limits for this site.

I know. And I am not going against them.

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I am not willing to discuss this any further.

God always has a solution. You do not need to be a coward.

forums delphiforums com king

Yes, you are. Repetitively posting the same link is called spam. It is expressly forbiden by the Membership agreement you signed.

Wrong. Again. And again, I am not going to buy a ban just for your glory.

The mods have determined that this is not an allowable topic, so please drop it.

Well. You know about the solution. So that is not the reason. Give us the true reason.

No,I don't. You have offered nothing and in return I grant you nothing. You cannot demonstrate that ANY god exists, nor that you are a god, nor that you are the mother of anything, nor that any of your wild claims are remotely true.

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Spam. Link intentionally broken.

I did? Where exactly was that?

You didn't make a pact with the "ghosts"?

There are no such things as ghosts with whom to make any pact.

Once again, The mod team have determined this to be not allowed. Please stop, cease, desist.

Stop hiding. We see you.

We being who exactly?

http forums delphiforums com king[/url]

Spam. Link intentionally broken.

All around you. Can you stop with this nonsense now?

No problem. We have to obey them. I totally agree.

Were that true, you would obey mod directives. Why do you not?

forums delphiforums com king[/url]

Spam. Link intentionally broken.

Yep, babble.

The way a baby speaks. I am teaching you real words.

No. You demonstrably are not teaching anyone anything. Nor learning anything yourself.

The only agreement I made was to respect others privacy. But you don't like that.

Yep. You made an agreement with the "ghosts" and they put you in a corner. And you are a "ghost" now too.

"ghosts" are not real. Disagree? Great, you will be presenting evidence, right?

No soup for you. You think I would fall for that? Really?

Well to be a "ghost" is not so enjoyable. I am actually helping you out of your new found status. Because it is lower as your previous one.

Nope. still no ghosts, those are the lies in your head.

No, I am looking at a wodge of text and that's it.

Yep. Babies do that. But I am teaching you to look at the meaning.

And just like you, babies believe in Santa and Narnia. So what?

Prove it. How do I know you are not a bot?

Well as a baby you will not know the difference but as you grow up you will understand these things.

Sorry. No soup for you. I am plenty grown up.

Says he.

Says the "baby".

My. For a god, you really seem to like pointless, ineffectual insults.

Well that's easy. Your gibberish claims are gibberish. You are god? Really? You are everyone's mother? Really?

Well I am teaching everybody. And what I am teaching them will allow them to grow up. I am giving milk.

1Pe 2:2* As newborn babes, desire the sincere milk of the word, that ye may grow thereby:*

Wow. The bible alone is a book replete with perversion, but I have never seen before anyone so comprehensive dump on it.

Seriously? Start with the court orders you are so proud of.

So if I am "proud" of them then how do you see that they are a problem to me?

Those court orders speak for themselves. I need make no further comment on them

Except that I'm not. I am not looking at you, nor god, nor anything of that style of kidney. I am looking at text. On a screen. With a computer.

I know. Babies can not yet look very deeply to find understanding. They just look superficially.

Whatever. I made the effort to determine the truth of the matter at hand. You are deeply uninterested in any truth, just stuff you make up out of whole cloth.