Bigfoot Follies: part trois

[Gilbert Syndrome]

Speaking of the third monkey, what is with bigfooters and black leather? The goth Kenny Chesney hat they wear is the worst. Right up there with fingerless black Dog the Bounty Hunter gloves.

Ghosthunters seem to want to look like characters from the Matrix also.

I dont get it.

I always notice this, and I love it. Fingerless gloves are a must-have for any serious Bigfooter, just as a leather jacket is a must-have for any serious ghost-hunter.

Hats are optional, but obviously they're legit when it comes to being a serious card-carrying non-finder of monsters.

 

[Drewbot]

Remember the Ol' Bigfooter go-to story of the Bigfoots Banana-Peeling Elk Carcasses, at which time I posted the scientific study referencing bear predation, and the process of bears pushing on the carcass with their front feet, and ripping the skin off of the carcass with their jaws, during consumption?

Remember that?

Well, I don't know how i'm going to explain this one as NOT BIGFOOT. Corkscrewed seal carcasses. No way a regular animal could possibly do this to a seal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EgJWFlm9ss

 

[Drewbot]

Can we just come out and say this?

"Bigfoot has jumped the shark."

It has become a total mockery of itself with the NAWAC stories, The Good & Plenty Incident, The Bigfoot Larder Mounds of the PNW, BartoloJays' Thermal Image.

 

[Gilbert Syndrome]

I think a drawing of a G'n'P-munching Bigfoot jumping a Greenland shark would be fitting.

 

[AlaskaBushPilot]

Well, I don't know how i'm going to explain this one as NOT BIGFOOT. Corkscrewed seal carcasses.

Six strobe flashes in the first thirty seconds. In psychological warfare they use strobe flashes to stun, disorient, and disable the victim.

They call it a flash transition in film editing and it is never discussed for what its intended effect is: to zombify the viewer.

We just loathe this so much that it's unwatchable for us. Between all those strobe flashes are fleeting glimpses of shaky-cam "action", quick-cuts, panning, zooming, and dramatic music.

And what's behind it? One animal bites another. News at 11.

 

[tube]

I discovered a very squatchy tree break today:

http://imgur.com/a/ITcw3

 

[Drewbot]

I discovered a very squatchy tree break today:

http://imgur.com/a/ITcw3

The tree was interfering with the Hickory Nut smashing rock.

 

[Cervelo]

Looks like a health scare may have jerked this footer back to reality or he finally figured out he's been recording coyotes for the last two years......duh!
http://bigfootforums.com/index.php?/topic/55367-giving-it-a-rest-for-a-bit/

 

[Resume]

Looks like a health scare may have jerked this footer back to reality or he finally figured out he's been recording coyotes for the last two years......duh!
http://bigfootforums.com/index.php?/topic/55367-giving-it-a-rest-for-a-bit/

I think he gave it up once before when he thought his employer was onto his little hobby. He'll be back; if you can talk yourself into the idea that a 6 to 9-ft monkey is wandering around suburban and ex-urban Chicago, you can talk yourself into anything.

 

[zooterkin]

Derail on Nessie split to here.

Posted By: zooterkin

 

[Gilbert Syndrome]

Sorry for the derail, lads!

 

[HarryHenderson]

You better be sorry mister! Now we can only hope they take that SPLIT THREAD and MERGE that SPLIT THREAD with a non-tainted one real soon and then we can wondrously read MERGED SPLIT THREAD every time we look at the thread title. I just love seeing that word MERGED alone or MERGED with SPLIT and THREAD, especially in a thread MERGED with 3 whole posts complaining about, say, the weather Trump the lack of Bigfoot threads MERGING.

Now WE'RE sorry for the derail, lads.

 

[Gilbert Syndrome]

You better be sorry mister! Now we can only hope they take that SPLIT THREAD and MERGE that SPLIT THREAD with a non-tainted one real soon and then we can wondrously read MERGED SPLIT THREAD every time we look at the thread title. I just love seeing that word MERGED alone or MERGED with SPLIT and THREAD, especially in a thread MERGED with 3 whole posts complaining about, say, the weather Trump the lack of Bigfoot threads MERGING.

Now WE'RE sorry for the derail, lads.

lol, whenever I think of the word "merge," I just think of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLQ3s2o_z5w

 

[Gilbert Syndrome]

State-funded Bigfoot hunts to be outlawed


Dr Dyer has spent years attempting to track down the creature and earlier last year had organized a widely-publicized conference at the campus which was attended by high-profile speakers such as Dr. Jeff Meldrum and Rob Kryder.

While the event was very successful, it ended up costing the taxpayer rather a lot of money - as did an expedition for the elusive creature that was undertaken by Dr Dyer a few days later.

"When you're expending the resources of taxpaying citizens on what is completely pseudo-science, that's a betrayal of the public trust," said New Mexico Tech instructor Dave Thomas. - See more at: http://www.unexplained-mysteries.co...oot-hunts-to-be-outlawed#sthash.6ePmxMNu.dpuf

 

[HarryHenderson]

That's actually a pretty big deal. And a textbook rebuff. The state legislature wants to pass a law banning Bigfoot "research" and its inevitable "expeditions" at the state's institutions of higher education (expense) because the head of the University of New Mexico's Gallup campus had a problem giving up all those Bigfoot chicks.

And while taking good advice isn't a known Don "The Snake" Meldrum skill, I'd suggest he keep a low profile for awhile. Wait, he's already doing that it appears. Maybe he finally did find a clue.

UPDATE: Meldrum's almost last FB post on Feb. 3 - "This clip is 1.5 years old, but provides a succinct summary of the basis for the search for relict hominoids."

Smooth move Ex-Lax.

 

[rockinkt]

State-funded Bigfoot hunts to be outlawed


Dr Dyer has spent years attempting to track down the creature and earlier last year had organized a widely-publicized conference at the campus which was attended by high-profile speakers such as Dr. Jeff Meldrum and Rob Kryder.

While the event was very successful, it ended up costing the taxpayer rather a lot of money - as did an expedition for the elusive creature that was undertaken by Dr Dyer a few days later.

"When you're expending the resources of taxpaying citizens on what is completely pseudo-science, that's a betrayal of the public trust," said New Mexico Tech instructor Dave Thomas. - See more at: http://www.unexplained-mysteries.co...oot-hunts-to-be-outlawed#sthash.6ePmxMNu.dpuf

I think the most important quote from the article is this:
"It's sad that we have to do this, that they don't have the ethics, that UNM doesn't have the ethics to stop this," said Munoz. "And now we have to draft bills to stop something that is not morally right."

I wonder if Idaho State University will have the ethics to put a stop to the antics of the totally unethical Meldrum?

 

[Drewbot]

Clearly they are kow-towing to the Black Ops arm of the US Government.

The free thinking university professors are trying to blow the lid off the conspiracy, and the evil government bodies are trying to make it go away.

 

[rockinkt]

Clearly they are kow-towing to the Black Ops arm of the US Government.

The free thinking university professors are trying to blow the lid off the conspiracy, and the evil government bodies are trying to make it go away.

Well, there is that.

 

[Gilbert Syndrome]

I wonder if Idaho State University will have the ethics to put a stop to the antics of the totally unethical Meldrum?

Sadly, I doubt it! It's strange that there's been no further action regarding all of those signatures that were collected a few years back in protest of Meldrum's...odd activities.

 

[Gilbert Syndrome]

That's actually a pretty big deal. And a textbook rebuff. The state legislature wants to pass a law banning Bigfoot "research" and its inevitable "expeditions" at the state's institutions of higher education (expense) because the head of the University of New Mexico's Gallup campus had a problem giving up all those Bigfoot chicks.

And while taking good advice isn't a known Don "The Snake" Meldrum skill, I'd suggest he keep a low profile for awhile. Wait, he's already doing that it appears. Maybe he finally did find a clue.
UPDATE: Meldrum's almost last FB post on Feb. 3 - "This clip is 1.5 years old, but provides a succinct summary of the basis for the search for relict hominoids."

Smooth move Ex-Lax.
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The day that Meldrum finds a clue is the day that Northern Lights finds a Bigfoot! lol.