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Bigfoot Follies: part trois

You really have to hand it to these ladies.

...Maybe someday we'll be considered for a show...
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Bigfoot's Angels. Adapted from Charlie's Angels.

The problem with these research assistants, in terms of bona-fide Patterson-Style objectives, is in results.

Patterson was outcome-oriented. That's why in the end he went with Asian research assistants. We are purists at this institute, and pledge adherence to Old School Patterson Bigfoot Hunting.

These Bigfoot Angels are good for television, absolutely. But you want working units.

The one to the left of Shrike's. Dibs on that.
 
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LTC8K6 said:
One of them appears to be for sale...
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That's how they get ya. Lure you into a false sense of ownership with a cheap initial price, but then just a few years later get half the proceeds of the sale of that Caribbean island you'd saved up your entire life for. I've no doubt Squatchin' Gals™ are one big crap shoot where you'll constantly need to do everything in your power to make sure that 7 doesn't come too soon. :eek:
 
Yeah well you can put them in any order you want but you ain't getting anywhere. They are Bigfooters and you are Skeptics. You have a closed mind and probably have various small genitals and you don't go into the woods. If you were a wood guy you would see Bigfoot or hear him. You probably don't give a crap about NASCAR either. These women are Squatchers. They don't like a man who would look at a wild animal and say "oh I don't want to kill that" instead of just shooting it. Anything like skunks and turtles and buzzards.

Your music too. They don't like your music.
 
William Parcher said:
Yeah well you can put them in any order you want but you ain't getting anywhere. They are Bigfooters and you are Skeptics. You have a closed mind and probably have various small genitals and you don't go into the woods. If you were a wood guy you would see Bigfoot or hear him. You probably don't give a crap about NASCAR either. These women are Squatchers. They don't like a man who would look at a wild animal and say "oh I don't want to kill that" instead of just shooting it. Anything like skunks and turtles and buzzards.

Your music too. They don't like your music.
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I've had the opportunity to consume some cable outdoor network programming recently and noticed no shortage of Caribou Barbie knockoffs; bad road runners in eyeliner, gloss lipstick with sparkles, posing with game animals they may (or not) have actually harvested their own damn selves. God and jesus are praised as the mountain goat, mule deer, black bear, or red squirrel bleeds out on camera. I don't speak their language despite having spent much of my life out of doors.

I heard the following on a program depicting a turkey hunt in South Florida: "The guides had to cut the hunt short as they needed to kill a couple gators for an upcoming wedding."

Despite living in SW Florida for a time, hanging out with some genuine crackers on occasion, nothing in life prepared me to parse such a sentence.
 
I don't have empathy for hunting as a spectator sport. But I don't have much empathy for spectating of any kind except world championship boxing and tits. You'll note the ring girls are always top flight, and in the audience you find top toddy too.

Any format can do for the latter, even banal TV like I Dream of Jeannie. Showcasing tits - boy, a real innovation there. At the time, the contract stipulated that they could never show Barbara Eden's belly button. They got five seasons with no belly button - and probably would have gotten ten if the last five lowered her sash one inch per year.

The market already shows this is a winning combination with bigfoot - or rather just a natural market nobody has ever tried to exploit up to now.

You have this "elder statesman" lady and then the models, these younger babes. These are babes, nobody is denying that. Well done, statesman.

I can see working on a "Babes of Bigfoot" calendar for the auto shop guys, welding shops, heavy equipment/logger types.

But I got my hands full on this expedition. I can do pictures for the Asian months. It would be All Asian All the Time for me but we have a market demand we have to follow.
 
AlaskaBushPilot said:
But I got my hands full on this expedition. I can do pictures for the Asian months. It would be All Asian All the Time for me but we have a market demand we have to follow.
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Yes.
China is the market we want to target with the calendar.

We'll get Chris Walas to make us a Yeren suit, and have chicks with AK-47s and ancient Chinese weapons holding the creature at bay.

ABP- you take the photos, i'll wear the Yeren suit.

https://www.shutterstock.com/image-vector/ancient-chinese-weapons-29809066
 
Thanks both you guys for those because they give some pricing data.

The calendars are $20. That light cover is $39.

I have a slightly different idea on the calendar William. But the pricing data is good. I'll stand by my product concept as probably better for sales.
 
We should probably start a GoFundMe so we can go scout locations, recruit talent for the calendar etc...
 
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