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Bigfoot Follies: part trois

Then go back to that place. Right now would be good. Tracking snow and all.

That makes to much sense if your hunting Bigfoot....but if you're fishing, posting such nonsense on a skeptical fourm is a great way to accomplish ones goal.
 
Oh I've found him. I just can't prove it.

When you find something, it normally doesn't tend to get lost again immediately after being found, though... Why is Bigfoot so hard to keep a hold of? That's like saying your numbers came up in the lottery but you didn't play it that weekend.

If you're finding this creature, and doing it with relative ease, then why are we still waiting for literally any kind of credible evidence?

All of these people finding Bigfoot, and having their winning numbers show up, but nobody has seemed to ever claim the prize. Odd, that.
 
Then go back to that place. Right now would be good. Tracking snow and all.

This goes directly against Footer101, which tells Footers to leave the vicinity as soon as any potential Bigfoots show up.

Also, do not go back until you have sufficient reason to go back and have an excuse why Bigfoot is no longer there. i.e.
a new oil well was dug in the vicinity so Bigfoot left
, or
an increase in wolf population has forced Bigfoot out of the area.

you can come up with your own, it's fun.

Someone leaked the location, and Bigfooters flocked to the area, thus scaring away the Bigfoots.
 
This goes directly against Footer101, which tells Footers to leave the vicinity as soon as any potential Bigfoots show up.

Also, do not go back until you have sufficient reason to go back and have an excuse why Bigfoot is no longer there. i.e. , or

you can come up with your own, it's fun.

Winter migration.

Mom won't let me spend my allowance on this **** anymore.
 
Oh I've found him. I just can't prove it.
Just like the NAWACOs, you're either immune to the absurdity of that statement or in on it. This isn't you failing to get proof of a certain species of woodpecker thought to have gone extinct, this is a beast that has supposedly been seen by thousands of people and whose genuine existence would literally change human kind forever and make you rich at the same time, but you just can't find the time to prove it? That's Incredible™. :cool:
 
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Just like the NAWACOs, you're either immune to the absurdity of that statement or in on it. This isn't you failing to get proof of a certain species of woodpecker thought to have gone extinct, this is a beast that has supposedly been seen by thousands of people and whose genuine existence would literally change human kind forever and make you rich at the same time, but you just can't find the time to prove it? That's Incredible™. :cool:

Some people even have one in their garden which they apparently feed on an almost regular basis. Imagine that, having a multi-million dollar lottery ticket just showing up at your kitchen door looking for scraps of Sunday's roast dinner!

I'm sure if Bigfoot where even remotely real, this fabled "no shoot" policy would go out of the window and every Tom, Dick and Harry would be running amok with a rifle, trying to bring home a ticket to fame and fortune. But nah.
 
For those of you on Facebook, there is a new group of Bigfoot Hunters.

The ULTIMATE FEMALE BIGFOOT TEAM.
www.facebook.com/TheUltimateFemaleSquatchinTeam/

Alaskabushpilot do you think they would be an asset to our Bigfoot expedition?

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That looks like an ad for a Bigfoot phone-sex site, lol.

"Call now to hear one of our beautiful girls reciting the events from Bluff creek in 1967...Only $3 per minute..."
 
For those of you on Facebook, there is a new group of Bigfoot Hunters.

The ULTIMATE FEMALE BIGFOOT TEAM.
www.facebook.com/TheUltimateFemaleSquatchinTeam/

Alaskabushpilot do you think they would be an asset to our Bigfoot expedition?

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My Goodness. I'm prepping for an expedition myself, or I'd chase this lead down straight away.

It's less than two weeks away and it's another re-creation of Patterson's most important expedition. I can't divulge the exact location as per 'footer doctrine but holy **** this is a 100% lock on hair samples, lol.

The pictures will not be blurry. :cool:
 
That looks like an ad for a Bigfoot phone-sex site, lol.

"Call now to hear one of our beautiful girls reciting the events from Bluff creek in 1967...Only $3 per minute..."
:biggrin: That's funny!

I've been saying it for a long time and you guys never believed me, it's about the chicks, man. Meldrum's getting more than cash to show up at the "Northeastern Washington Bigfoot Symposium hosted by Becky", and it's Becky.
 

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