Chain, chain, chain saw Earle
His cutter bar was ten foot two
Turn the air all purple and blue
Tasmania devil in twenty minutes flat
Made the landscape look just like Iraq
With the trees all limbed and the fire break made
The town folks saved from a charcoal grave
People gathered
Shouted and cheered,
"Hurray for this force disposal unit."
Lightin' up a smoke he laid the chainsaw down
Said, "I'm the guy who saved your town."
Then Earle knocked over a drum of gas
Just as he threw away his match.
All the gas exploded and the town burned flat
And Earle ran off just like a scalded cat
"It's been fifteen years", his father said.
"And he's still as stunned as me arse!"
Stunned, stunned, stunned as me arse
Stunned, stunned, stunned as me arse
Stunned, stunned, stunned as me arse, was Earle.